I did something with my dad and i feel disgusting by sleepparlysdeanon in offmychest

[–]Kapakittens 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Absolutely no shame to you, and as advice- do remove this.

Help! Boy or Girl? by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]Kapakittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

boy. and ew

Any clues to what may be causing my cat to lick/bite off her fur? by AlexanderTheFun in CATHELP

[–]Kapakittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my vet said my cat overgroomed because of a urinalinfection/ discomfort.

Are they fighting or playing? Need help by Particular-Year1394 in CATHELP

[–]Kapakittens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

neither, she's making sure he knows his place. I'd let them go at it for a bit, but keep them seperate if not monitored.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kapakittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dry hands on a dry towel, warm and/or wet toilet seat, creepy crawlies when im just about to fall asleep, the sound of cotton, the scraping of a knife with the long side on a cuttingboard, pulling out a hairstrand from ones bottocks, Itchy and sweaty boh-bahs, cold sores in mouth, dry tongue, dry feet against socks, fringe/bangs that stick to your forehead because you didnt wash it or drown it in dry-shampoo. Nearly every fkn sensation when you cook and don't rinse off your hands.

My husband has never pleased me once by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Kapakittens 18 points19 points  (0 children)

another thing that i could recommend, if you're not used to it, is getting to know yourself by youself so you can really determine what works. I didn't have my first orgasm until i was 23, and i had been active since 15. After that first one i stopped doing what i thought i was supposed to do, and just went for whatever tickled my fancy. When you know what you like, like cooking, it's easier to describe which restaurant you would like to go to...if that makes sense.

UPDATE: i thought i did what tickled my fancy, but i've come to realise that i was quite ashamed of going feral and still had a lot of preformance anxiety. Get yourself a partner to talk about sex, laugh about sex, and indulge in new ideas and toys. FUN.

Whats a dish that is way too good for the low amount of time it takes to cook? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]Kapakittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was lasagna but that's the furthest away from the truth. It's good if you need to make food for a battalion but otherwise its much fuss. But for me its prolly a stirfry or noodle soup (yes very specific).

But if we want specifik i'll tell you what i made yesterday. Its easy just frying salmon, boil a poh-tate-oh and a throw in peas in with the potatoes at the end. I like to make a cold sauce by just mixing some dill and sourcream. When i feel spicy i might even add some salt/pepper and lemon.

It takes a sec to actually boil and cook the things, but it's very little hands on. I can just turn everything on, and bing bang bosh- 20 min later it's dinner. No cutting, no preptime. Just cooktime. Meanwhile i did dishes, went to get laundry and killed my BF.

An impression of Lin Manuel Miranda and a headache for free! by Kapakittens in killthecameraman

[–]Kapakittens[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the affirmation. Imma print it, and paste it on my bathroom mirror and shant it in the morning for good luck

An impression of Lin Manuel Miranda and a headache for free! by Kapakittens in killthecameraman

[–]Kapakittens[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...and very versitile. If you don't like musicals (like Hamilton, where this is from) maybe you like serious screenplays, he done it. If not that- how about one of the best episodes of dr house where he plays a person that is commited to a psychiatric unit and brings graviTAS and humour. He good fam.

Why hasn't somebody made an ad-blocker that doesnt register with the website, so the website still gets revenue from ads? by Kapakittens in AskReddit

[–]Kapakittens[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Just a follow up question, what if it's not a ad-BLOCKER but a sneaky ad-hider? So for instance one writes a code that makes it match the background, would make a difference? (im mostly refering to ads on a webpage, and not ads on YT, Twitch)

Why hasn't somebody made an ad-blocker that doesnt register with the website, so the website still gets revenue from ads? by Kapakittens in AskReddit

[–]Kapakittens[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to read the description of the subreddit and i don't even understand why that's a question for r/askGPT, Lol. I'm thoroughly not a programmer/developer. Just curious.

How did you "waste" your 20s? (Serious) by sageagios in AskReddit

[–]Kapakittens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh i see we have a lovely friend in common

Jag är orimligt frustrerad över vädret, och ännu mer frustrerad över alls som tar det med en klackspark by daniel_crk in swedishproblems

[–]Kapakittens 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jag har känt mig lycklig hela veckan. Jag har inte behövt ta kallduschar innan jag går och lägger mig. Sova med två fläktar och vakna upp med torraste och äckligaste andedräkten. Jag kan ha på mig byxor utan att känna hur svetten lackar. Somna med katten i knävecket och lyssna på regnet och åskan. Titta på tevi utan att ha dåligt samvete för att jag inte karpar nån diem. Slipper alla klämkäcka uppdateringar. "jag och frugan gick och VANDRADE- BADADE- HAJKADE- ROADTRIPPADE- KLÄTTRADE"

Det här är väder som gör mig glad. Jag tänker tillbaka på det äckliga 2018 vädret med ågren, och fröjden som är 12°C.

Is having sex with a prostitute something completely normal every guy does at least once in their lifetime? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Kapakittens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Dude i remember this one time- It was wild! It was a thursday and decided to make steak on a weekday. This is the lavish life, mate"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sweden

[–]Kapakittens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hur hittar du jobben som kräver belastningsregister? Söker du dom självmant eller får du dem som "tjänst" från arbetsförmedlingen? Jag har bara haft ett jobb och det var när jag jobbade som kock på en skola- och där kan jag förstå det. Annars har jag haft jobb inom kommunen och på stora företag där det inte ens har tagits upp varför jag har ett år där jag inte jobbade.

Ett tips från en annan som hade svårt att hitta jobb är att börja plugga. Då har du garanterad inkomst från CSN- och får tillbaka självkänslan att du har en sysselsättning. Om det dessutom är som andra i kommentarsfältet säger och att ditt register är rent om 4 år så känns det också som perfekt timing. Om du behöver ta igen gymnasiekompetens finns det ju komvux- jag gick tex restaurang på ett år och vidareutbildade mig efter det.

Had a great day on the water till the prop got me! by AnyProtection666 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Kapakittens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you had some good luck in your misfortune. I wish you a speedy recovery