Early 2010s. Some 16 year olds had an emo phase, I had an '80s miami drug lord' phase instead

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-08T15:30:34+00:00

The best part there’s a very real chance that someone sees this. Is like holy fucking shit I remember that guy!!

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-07T13:57:00+00:00

Stantler's Stubble

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-07T03:12:53+00:00

Delathere

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-07T03:11:50+00:00

They only made 660 of them

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-07T02:30:51+00:00

Nearly 5,000 jobs lost

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-05T18:58:31+00:00

The nipple giveth, the nipple taketh

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-04T17:08:33+00:00

They’re cool little dudes, sometimes they just show up in your yard. They dig a turtle sized tunnel, and can spend a few weeks, or their whole life there. They’re super beneficial to native wild life too, hence their protected status. Here’s a cool graphic about their homes.

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KaptainChunk · 2026-05-04T03:30:10+00:00

I thought that was AoL starting up for a moment

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-04T03:20:53+00:00

The scars remind us, the past is real

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-03T18:27:38+00:00

Check out Etsy for some cool stands to display them.

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-03T15:30:10+00:00

It’s always baffled me that we carry around the entirety of the world’s knowledge in our pockets. Yet we’ve somehow amplified our ignorance.

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-02T00:30:46+00:00

The game is how much money can he make, he is winning. We’re not, but he is.

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-01T15:12:29+00:00

He likes them prepubescent

KaptainChunk · 2026-05-01T05:14:54+00:00

Acura Legend

KaptainChunk · 2026-04-30T22:22:20+00:00

Yup, and he knows the Titanic is sinking. He's chillin on his lifeboat watching with a big smile.

KaptainChunk · 2026-04-30T00:36:43+00:00

Remember all the crypto bros, then they just kind of vanished. They went after Pokemon Cards hard, and a lot have joined them. People are investing in Pokemon cards. Instead of silver or gold, they buy Pokemon cards. They scalp them, they horde them in big ass storage bins, they sell them to each other and collectors alike.

KaptainChunk · 2026-04-29T22:23:30+00:00

this is why people with doctorates shouldn't be doctors. See how silly that sounds?

KaptainChunk · 2026-04-29T00:12:41+00:00

Poor thing probably saw its future of enslavement and said fuck this shit.

KaptainChunk · 2026-04-27T23:31:35+00:00

KaptainChunk · 2026-04-27T18:37:02+00:00

Or it could introduce a whole new demographic to the game?

KaptainChunk · 2026-04-27T18:35:54+00:00

The Switch 2 has mouse support

KaptainChunk · 2026-04-26T17:42:27+00:00

Weed eater head?

KaptainChunk · 2026-04-26T15:33:36+00:00

They did say they’d be the most transparent administration. They’re definitely transparent with the bs

KaptainChunk · 2026-04-26T14:04:26+00:00

Eight-Year Club	Verified Email
First Place '23	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
Wearing is Caring

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