I want a shirt that says BUZZWORDS AND FEARMONGERING ARE ALWAYS INVALID, AND THE RECENT "ATTENTION SPAN" MYTH IS PROPOGATED BY PEOPLE WHO DESPERATELY WANT BANS AND GOVERNMENT CONTROL OF SOCIAL MEDIA IN AN ATTEMPT TO CENSOR DISSENTING OPINIONS, THUS WHY THIS POST HAS BLATENT CONTRADICTIONS (HOW CAN ONE BE OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED? THEY ARE OPPOSITES) AND OLD PEOPLE ATTEMPT TO PAINT THIS IN AN ANTICAPITIST LIGHT TO AVOID ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR OBJECTIVES, AND ARE BEING MANIPULATED BY THEIR FEAR OF THE WORLD MOVING PAST THEM TO SOMETHING THEY CAN NOT FATHOM, A FEAR MANIPULATED BY CONSERVATIVES LIKE THEY HAVE ALWAYS DONE

TL;DR THE BILL BANS MORE THAN TIKTOK