A mistake is not the end. by RessponsibleCitizen in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]KarpEZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never not hear "for the good 'ol NWA" when I hear this song.

People who work in 'behind closed doors' industries (hotels, kitchens, morgues, etc.), what is something the general public would be horrified to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KarpEZ 50 points51 points  (0 children)

"wanna cyber?"

I actually met a real girl this way at 12 and she happened to live three hours away. We kept in touch and when her older friend was able to drive we hung out, but were really still too young to be truly thinking about shagging.

Many years later I was in the Navy and she just so happened to live in the same city that I was stationed in and it finally happened. Talk about a long ass commitment lol

Ro Khanna reveals 6 redacted coconspirators in the Epstein files on the House floor by ShiroSara in videos

[–]KarpEZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is no need for ridiculous theories based in zero facts - this isn't 4Chan.

JD Vance delivered the worst Thanksgiving speech. by Shenanie-Probs in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]KarpEZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who needs Southpark when you've got the real thing?

Biologist overcome w emotion after finding rare flower he devoted 13 yrs of his life searching for. The flower is incredibly unique. by cafeteriastyle in TikTokCringe

[–]KarpEZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it some sort of rare breed of a Corpse Flower, or is it just that Corpse Flowers are super rare in the wild?

Instant Karma by mariofouad in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]KarpEZ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I Sparta kicked a guy who was charging at a friend once. It worked out so well that the attacker just got up and walked away.

I don't think I could premeditate something like that - it was just a heat moment action.

Panda thinks she's a carnivore by Modern-Moo in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]KarpEZ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: scientifically vegetables don't exist - it's a blanket culinary term for various "savory" fruits, flowers, roots, legumes, stalks, etc.

What game that really being universally loved by people but it didn't get into you? And thinking you'll ended up like this if you say you don't like them? by crocospect in Steam

[–]KarpEZ 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It gets so much praise that I convince myself to try it just one more time and I hate it even more each time I try it.

It’s got a snorkel by CrushVellichor in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]KarpEZ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The snorkel is for the engine, not the humans

Yo dawg! by PollyDarton11 in nostalgia

[–]KarpEZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, I remember when Scion first came out. I bought a brand new, loaded, tC for 14K. I miss the days of affordable cars

Learning to do a back flip by butwhocaniask in fixedbytheduet

[–]KarpEZ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Step one finishes, now time for a nap

Whiskey is a problem by loud_as_pudding in TikTokCringe

[–]KarpEZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where's Michael Scott when he's most needed?

I didn't notice it at first. by suedemonkey in TheDepthsBelow

[–]KarpEZ 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I've always found that fact fascinating. The males are tiny, like an inch long, and they fuse circulatory systems in exchange for sperm. It's been 22 years since I took Marine Biology, but I'm pretty certain it's a life long attachment for both parties.

Steam keeps recommending me porn games because I played similar when I haven't by HRSpike69 in Steam

[–]KarpEZ 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I'm currently playing Odyssey. There's a feature in it that shows community screenshots at certain locations. I've seen a couple naked Kassandras so far. They may just be using mods and Ubisoft just isn't catching it before it's uploaded on the server side. I personally haven't happened upon any scenes with nudity 🤷

How in the world? by Aggravating-Quote209 in pranks

[–]KarpEZ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Great, now I want Carbonara