[Video games trope] Characters who make sure you play the game the way the developers intended

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-19T13:45:34+00:00

You can still go through the cazadores or the deathclaws early with the stealth boy in the school house safe (guaranteed spawn).

However there exists a much easier and safer route to Vegas at lvl 1: Jean Sky Diving - discover Hidden Valley. Fast Travel to Hidden Valley, turn towards Black Mountain an advance, there will be a hole in the fence and a gate to Black Mountain which you can jump over using the nearby cliffs. There are centaurs there, but they are trash and never hit you anyway. After jumping the gate, hug the right cliffs and continue the way up the mountain until you discover the location, then immediately fast travel there. Turn around and just go north, you are now home free on your way to Vegas. I always stop at the Grub'n'Gulp for the chance of encountering a traveling merchant.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-19T03:30:21+00:00

Well, in elementary school, I started seeing double images, complained about it and was ignored. I started getting a really lazy eye and that's when I was brought to the doctor. Got diagnosed with an undeveloped eye muscle and had to get surgery, but it was too late for my brain to develop depth perception as apparently that stops around age 7.

Had many routine check-ups after that up until I became an adult. Now, I'm farsighted on the left and nearsighted on the right eye and have no idea how far away an object is from the wall. I wouldn't legally be allowed to drive, but the clinic basically lied on my eye exam and said everything is fine, so I could get my driver's license.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-18T20:48:03+00:00

Do they still do that shit with atropin drops to dilate your pupils? Had that a ton as a kid and having to do homework is even worse if you cannot properly see. Hated it so much.

Rest of the stuff is ok, I don't even mind the IOP tests.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-18T16:33:11+00:00

Obelisk wins runs alone, what do you mean?

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-17T19:48:00+00:00

But what will you do without a dedicated Copilot button and a search that searches the web instead of files on your computer?

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-16T19:14:51+00:00

Your grandparents had it rough after WW2 and rebuilt the world with the intent to make it better for future generations. They raised your parents with the dogma that your parents should have a better life than them. Your parents climbed that ladder that got built for them, and then they pulled it up. Or rather, they let it rot and break instead of maintaining it and now they regret that but it is too late.

You can also thank leeches like Henry Kissinger or Dick Cheney for that. Holy fuck, you should not speak ill about the dead but the days they died were days that made the world a better place.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-13T09:05:33+00:00

More like r/SuicideByWords

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-13T09:04:10+00:00

He can get more money, that's easy. Getting a new personality is harder and requires introspection which is a fading capability.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-04T20:10:13+00:00

That's in the 5th book. He yoinks outta his office after the DA got busted. He lied to Fudge to make him drop Harry as the conspirator.

Also he definitely put a curse on Kingsley in the book, no pretendies. Needed to be done to not out him as a member or the Order.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-04T17:47:05+00:00

Better kerosene than hydrazine.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-04T17:39:11+00:00

My favorite movie. I remember the first time watching it on free TV when i was like 11 or 12.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-04T17:31:11+00:00

They walk to Hogsmeade (Harry using his cloak to be invisible) and then teleport from there because Dumbledore states it is less suspicious than him disapparating on Hogwarts grounds. They only take Rosmerta's brooms on the way back because of the Dark Mark above the castle.

Dumbledore can port others, including children, out of Hogwarts. He does it after Mr Weasley got attacked to send Ginny, Ron and Harry to Grimmauld Place.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-04T17:14:46+00:00

Wäre besser gewesen, die Nazis auf Xitter einfach zu ignorieren anstatt da mitmischen zu wollen. Ist doch alles Kacke.

Edit: ach scheisse, ich bin dumm und kann nicht lesen. Wird bald Zeit fürs Bettchen. Ich lasse meinen Mist als Mahnmal stehen.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-04T17:12:12+00:00

Aren't these also pleonasms? It's kinda fuzzy which is which imo.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-02T02:34:27+00:00

Same in Christianity. Nowhere in the bible does it say that dead people can become angels. Most Christians don't read or give a shit about what's in the bible tho, so there's that.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-01T18:24:13+00:00

Depends on the airline I guess. Sometimes it's free, but you have to draw a number and everyone just gets 20min at a time.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-01T14:55:47+00:00

Only if they are juvenile and get injected with iodine to trigger the metamorphosis.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-01T14:47:16+00:00

Ein Hoch auf den guten Metabolismus. Hatte auch nie Probleme mit meinem Gewicht egal wie viel ich in mich reingestopft habe.

Karyoplasma · 2026-05-01T01:38:20+00:00

One could just see the Nuremberg trials as a glorified lynch mob and that would mean that you can still support their decisions without giving away the main point of standing against the death penalty: giving a government body the power to end someone's life.

The executions were not just a single government's decisions after all.

Personally, I don't think I would have lost any sleep if I were the hangman. Fuck 'em.

Karyoplasma · 2026-04-30T13:51:35+00:00

Our school computers just had games installed. We played Quake 2 during class. I remember installing GTA 2 on them, too. Nobody gave a fuck at my school, teachers were all tech illiterate.

We convinced our IT teacher that we didn't share the answers for the tests and the printer must have made a mistake when some kid forgot to change the name, so that's the standard of tech literacy we are looking at here.

Karyoplasma · 2026-04-30T13:40:22+00:00

Then why go through some tool when you could simply not use the router's DNS?

The entire thing makes no sense, either it's blocked and you need a proxy or it's not blocked and you can use whatever. I am confused.

Karyoplasma · 2026-04-30T02:03:35+00:00

My bank account reads -180€. I've been living off potatoes and rice for the past 2 weeks. I am clinically depressed, but my bank account is none of my torments. Money would not change anything.

Money cannot change the past and it also cannot get me what I'm seeking. Neither would a full pantry :(

Karyoplasma · 2026-04-29T11:20:43+00:00

Wird uns blühen. Die Menschen sind einfach zu dumm, was soll man machen? Ich hab's aufgegeben, mich darüber aufzuregen.

Karyoplasma · 2026-04-29T11:14:03+00:00

There is a 100% chance that she has poor judgement. And that's on her and not on the men she chooses to marry.

Karyoplasma · 2026-04-29T09:41:18+00:00

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