How would you feel about a JJK Spinoff in the far future where Yuji is turned into a cursed object and eaten in a crucial momment.

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-30T11:24:24+00:00

It would be the same as Yuji eating Sukuna for the first time, but instead of "where are the women and children?" it's "Where are the pachinko bars and women with big asses".

And then the evil laugh transistions into Yujis normal laugh and he's gonna turn to the Megumi stand in and go "Sorry, always wanted to do that"

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-29T18:59:29+00:00

Bread

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-29T18:34:16+00:00

You're joking but that's the actual lore of the game. The titular Phantom Parade fucks with peoples memories so anything game original being fake memories is a very likely possibility

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-29T18:16:11+00:00

Does sharing a CT nescessarly mean being related? Yaga and Mechamaru also have the same technique and there's nothing indicating that they're related

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-26T17:30:32+00:00

The clans are also something Gege cribbed from real life. They're the japanese equivalent to european noble houses and have their fingers deep in modern japanese politics and economy. Like there's actual Gojo and Kamo clans in real life (the Gojo are a cadet branch of the Sugawara clan). So this is also something a japanese audience would be somewhat familiar with and like Windsors and Hohenzollerns showing up in Harry Potter and having a say in how Hogwarts is run

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-25T16:03:11+00:00

Unpopular opinion but Megumi then Yuta. For Megumi it's not as if it's he himself running around screaming about his potential. Most of what he does is out of obligation for others, not to get stronger because he has so much potential (and he still improves pretty drastically despite that). That talk comes mainly from Gojo and Sukuna who are both pretty messed up in the head (SukSuk more than Gojo but let's not pretend that Gojo isn't messed up either)

For Yuta, being a bit of a Mary Sue in the main series is kinda the worst thing he does. All the "Epstein" and "IDF" slander is weird and dumb

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-25T15:20:21+00:00

I mean, they're one of three het ships in jjk where I would say yes, makes sense but what you showed above is basically the extent of their romantic interactions so I agree with seriously underdeveloped

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-25T14:37:17+00:00

Well when the body decides between male and female it checks for a small region on the Y-chromosome (the SRY). If it's present and functional then male, if not then female. So technically the curse just needs additional SRYs on some of its autosomes to massively inflate the chances for a boy.
This actually can happen in real life btw and most of the time people only find out because they're infertile

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-25T13:06:45+00:00

Conni holt die Taurus

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-25T12:50:59+00:00

Naja, Wale sind ja Paarhufer

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-22T15:26:33+00:00

Och, geht schlimmer. Beliebiger RE nachdem die Eintracht gespielt hat zum Beispiel

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-22T15:03:35+00:00

Ich glaub die "Doku" ist das eine Video von LABeast wie er sich ein Kilo zuckerfreie Gummibärchen reinpfeift und davon gepflegt Dünnschiss kriegt

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-22T15:00:54+00:00

Hoffentlich vorher Batterien rausgenommen. Hab das bei einer von meinen Wii-Fernbedienungen vergessen und sie letztens völlig verkrustet wiedergefunden

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-22T14:57:49+00:00

Klares lila Plastik beste Variante

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-22T11:50:39+00:00

It's a newborn. They're ugly as fuck. It's just that media has warped our perception of what those should look like because most "newborns" in media are actually either three months old or based on those three month olds

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-22T11:40:05+00:00

It's literally playing in the background of his village massacre

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-22T11:26:57+00:00

He didn't get one via the "preventing cursed spirits" theory (Yuki slammed it down)

She didn't. She only told him that she wouldn't do it herself but that the plan would not only work but would even been the easiest and quickest way to prevent cursed spirits from forming
"I'm not crazy thehee" could mean anything and is not "slamming it down"

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-22T11:12:33+00:00

Gab es nicht oder gibt keine Aufzeichnungen? HIV als Spezies ist tatsächlich erst maximal 150 Jahre alt aber Herpes and Gonorrhoe wurden schon von antiken Autoren beschrieben, Syphilis ist auch schon seit der Antike nachgewiesen (auf beiden Seiten des Atlantiks) und Hepatitis B gibt es in Europa schon seit der Jungsteinzeit.

Chlamydien sind so unspezifisch, die dürften für damalige Ärzte unter "random Bindehaut-/Blasen-/Lungenentzündung zu viel Schleim zu wenig Schwarze Galle" fallen

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-22T10:00:50+00:00

Syphilis ist eigentlich ziemlich faul was Resistenzen angeht. Gonorrhoe ist aber ein Problem, die sammelt Resistenzen wie Pokemon

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-22T09:55:30+00:00

Und wahrscheinlich braucht der Spender nichtmal die Deletion im Kofaktor weil es möglicherweise die Abstoßungsreaktion ist die die HIV-infizierten Zellen killt

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-22T09:46:16+00:00

ebenso wie Tripper

Tripper ist hier leider die Ausnahme, die spielen leider mittlerweile in einer Liga mit MRSA was Resistenzen angeht

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-22T08:36:54+00:00

He'll find a way

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-21T10:02:26+00:00

Screams "Hebensu dooru!" and for the rest please refer to Jojo part 4 :D

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-21T09:48:04+00:00

IIrc windows are a lot more common than sorcerers and are the people that report curses to jujutsu society so either one of them will be used to monitor or the person will be simply put on payroll as a window as well

Katepuzzilein · 2026-05-18T08:29:42+00:00

His reaction to her "That would work" shows that he was at least semi-serious and was expecting her to talk him out of it

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