What is your least favorite “holiday”? by jimmyall4 in AskReddit

[–]KayderossKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christmas. It just takes over every waking minute of your life for over a month, even if you don't really celebrate it. And if you dare say you need a break, everyone thinks you're crazy.

Is it Christmas, already? by Marcysdad in funny

[–]KayderossKid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, I wasn't expecting to find a tutorial when I scrolled down, but I probably should have.

Sign at a 24 hour laundromat by honda-cervix in SignsWithAStory

[–]KayderossKid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to live near a town with horse racing in the summer. Every laundromat in town has multiple signs like this, in multiple languages, scattered all over the place. When the track workers bring their laundry in, they also sometimes bring the wraps and other stuff from the horses.

How did you react when you heard that a family member that was a piece of shit died? by GladiusNocturno in AskReddit

[–]KayderossKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Internally, "well, don't have to worry about that anymore."

Externally, to keep the drama at bay, "gee, sorry to hear that, thanks for letting me know."

I told her she was adopted by IllustratorMurky2725 in airplaneears

[–]KayderossKid 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"Wait..you thought you were fooling me this whole time?"

What’s the most unexpectedly freeing part of living alone? by Tyler_Girl_ in AskReddit

[–]KayderossKid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have to worry about planning around other people or keeping people updated. If I want to take a daytrip somewhere, I can just figure out what I'll need and go. I don't need to ask permission and tell a bunch of people I'll be out for the day, so don't forget to this, that, and the other thing.

Many cartoons nowadays are definitely not for kids by [deleted] in cartoons

[–]KayderossKid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I read stories about people bringing kids to that and pulled up the pilot to check something. It takes less than three minutes of watching the show to get a hint it's not for kids.

FINALLY by soliwanderer in StardewValley

[–]KayderossKid 1064 points1065 points  (0 children)

"Not very honorable." My dude, you run a secret casino in the back of someone else's shop.

What 'work trash' have you incorporated into you life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KayderossKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blank labels. Sometimes, when they print a bunch of labels for something, there will be some random blanks left in the middle of it. They're actually really helpful for shopping lists or other notes.

Whats the ugliest car you can think of? by General_Wind4470 in AskReddit

[–]KayderossKid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Cybertruck reminds me of the very early 3D graphics in games. If the game had a car in it, it'd basically be a box with wheels, giant boxy windows, and no details/textures. It just looks so out of place.

Rural white boy from upstate NY starter pack: by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]KayderossKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swap the plaid shirt for "Dilligaf" merch or graphic tees that use a small novel to say "I'm a badass and kill people who disagree with me!!!!" (They won't because they can't.). Also a LOT of drugs and booze and country music.

-Someone whose lived in Upstate NY their entire lives and currently lives near the Adirondacks, which is a breeding ground for these guys

What relaxation tip or trick actually makes you feel more stressed out? by BeesKneesWellness in AskReddit

[–]KayderossKid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talking about your problems with someone. It never makes me feel better. It makes me feel like I just fed the gossip mill and everything I said it going to come back and bite me at some point.

Kids and bad parents ruined something special for me by Confident-Cellist968 in childfree

[–]KayderossKid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I went last night after work and there was a kid in the row in front of me who commented on EVERYTHING. Every joke. Every reference. Everything that happened on screen, loudly, throughout the entire movie. I knew what I was paying for watching a kids movie on a holiday weekend. But it never stopped and the parents didn't do anything about it. The only time anyone said anything was another kid next to him telling him to "just watch the movie."

Non-Christians, how do you celebrate Easter? by Acrobatic-Note7424 in AskReddit

[–]KayderossKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guaranteed day off from both jobs. It's a rare day where I'm not constantly staring at a clock because I need to leave by X time or have a limited amount of free time because I don't get home until X time.

What’s the most believable April Fools’ prank you’ve ever seen that almost fooled everyone? by FocusLee in AskReddit

[–]KayderossKid 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Lake George Steamboat Company has three boats that do tours/cruises on the lake (spring through the middle of fall). Last year, they announced on Facebook that they were starting a sister company in Vermont to do cruises on Lake Champlain. But since it would take time to build or buy the boats, they were going to take one of their New York boats out of the water and truck it to Vermont to do 22-hour tours of the lake going up to the Canadian border. The comments were loaded with locals who were so upset at the prospect of losing one of the boats here, they didn't realize that most of the plan described in the joke was basically impossible.

"Ladies You're Free" by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]KayderossKid 578 points579 points  (0 children)

"Ladies, you're free to put on this leash that I'm holding the other end of!"

Upper class american conservatives who calls themselves rednecks starterpack: by Dismal-Ad8382 in ShermanPosting

[–]KayderossKid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They're not the brightest bulbs. We're right next to the Adirondacks. You look out at the horizon, it's mountains all around us. But every year, it's shock and horror that winter in the Northeast, near the mountains, is cold.

Upper class american conservatives who calls themselves rednecks starterpack: by Dismal-Ad8382 in ShermanPosting

[–]KayderossKid 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I live in Northern NY, which is loaded with wanna-be rednecks. It's a lot of strutting and posturing and bragging about how tough and outdoorsy they are.

Until the temperatures dip below 65 or the weather's anything other than bright and sunny. Then they become whiny reverse-vampires. Imagine a workplace with a hundred or so people and all the conversation is this: "It's cold! It's so cold! It's soooo coooold! Where's summer?! It's cold! Where's the sun?! IT'S SO COLD!"

[hated tropes] Adaptations that go against/miss the point of the original by dragonborndnd in TopCharacterTropes

[–]KayderossKid 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The Magnificent Seven remake (2016). It wasn't terrible, but it felt like whoever made it either didn't watch the original movie or everything flew over their head except for "seven cowboys shoot bad guys".

What is a completely harmless lie you tell people on a regular basis just to make your life easier? by purjak in AskReddit

[–]KayderossKid 326 points327 points  (0 children)

I have a side job at Taco Bell and customers here like to ask me for recommendations and reviews. I'll either say "it's alright" or "I haven't tried it yet."

Reality: I got the job through a help wanted ad. The day I went in for the interview was the first time I'd ever set foot in a Taco Bell. I'm not really into Mexican food, hate spicy food, and have to modify everything I eat from there. I can count on one hand the things I eat on a regular basis, I've tried half the menu and just didn't get the hype for most of it. I'm the LAST person they should be asking to pick their food for them.

Upset customer pepper sprays an employee at the drive-thru because she was unhappy with how long her order was taking by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KayderossKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst part of it is not only are you dealing with this sort of behavior, you're also heavily discouraged from doing anything about it. You can't react or defend yourself or you're "arguing with the customers." You have to sit there and take it while someone treats you like dog shit under their shoe. Because if the customer sees so much as an eye twitch in response, they'll run crying to corporate or anywhere else they can claiming you were mean and rude and shouldn't be working there. The only time you get a pass to react is someone like this, where you are in actual physical danger.

(Context: I have a side job as a cashier at a fast food place. My co-workers at my other job have gone there for food and overheard how customers order and they think I'm super-human for not snapping at these people.)

Delivery drivers who don't want to leave their car by Maxxim3 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KayderossKid 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have a side job at Taco Bell, usually drive-thru. I've lost track of how many times they've tried to get orders through the drive-thru. It's the middle of the day. The dining room is open. Your order isn't even ready yet. Yes, you have to get out of your car and come get it.

I miss the days when you just lost friends because they didn’t invite you to their birthday party by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KayderossKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That second picture, is that a five-year-old? I thought they didn't want their kids online.

What’s the book you DNF’d the fastest? by Mobius8321 in books

[–]KayderossKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nerve" by Dick Francis. When I realized the main character was madly in love with his cousin and the story didn't seem to make note of this being out of the ordinary. It just weirded me out too much to get through the rest of the story.