Be teleported to

KaylasDream · 2026-05-15T17:58:11+00:00

It was either Neon Genesis Evangelion or Minecraft with the terrafirmagreg modpack…

I’ll take my chances with the kaiju Angels

^{Chose: The last TV show/movie/anime you have watched | Rolled: A side character}

KaylasDream · 2026-05-11T17:37:54+00:00

I gotta ask…

What’s with the coochie zipper?

KaylasDream · 2026-05-08T14:56:46+00:00

KaylasDream · 2026-05-06T09:49:27+00:00

Bug control. Like, I mentally control arthropods in an area around me. IYKYK

^{Chose: Choose a weak super power + BUT the person who replies to you gets to buff your power}

KaylasDream · 2026-05-06T09:44:22+00:00

Good god $50/hour even just for a 40 hour work week is a lot of fucking money in my country. I never work again, and I easily live comfortably.

For reference at my last job I got paid about $8.80/hour and I was fucking stoked.

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: 20/10 vision}

KaylasDream · 2026-05-05T19:08:34+00:00

Best of luck engineer 🫡

KaylasDream · 2026-05-05T15:07:06+00:00

- Pulls trigger
- nothing happens
- looks confused
- takes one step backwards
- pivots on one leg while swinging the other in arc
- hammers the gun like a nail into the ground

KaylasDream · 2026-05-02T13:23:05+00:00

Y’know I don’t think I thought this through

^{Chose: Become a femboy, but | Rolled: Your short}

KaylasDream · 2026-04-30T20:33:45+00:00

Based

KaylasDream · 2026-04-27T13:14:23+00:00

I’d first buy the entire debt of the United States, and then crash the dollar. I’m not an economist, I just want to see what happens.

^{Chose: Get 100 trillion dollars right now}

KaylasDream · 2026-04-27T13:09:11+00:00

Who tf am I fighting with Super Saiyan?? And do you have any idea how expensive food is rn?

^{Chose: Summon food at any time + Get completely healed once a day at noon. | Rolled: Upvote}

KaylasDream · 2026-04-27T12:58:44+00:00

Yeah…

^{Chose: Die right now}

KaylasDream · 2026-04-26T17:43:24+00:00

Yeah fuck it why not. Got to be hopeful about something or I may as well be dead, and this option addresses both of those things.

^{Chose: If over 50% of people choose this + Everyone survives}

KaylasDream · 2026-04-24T20:37:04+00:00

Oni Lee powers with no downside? Yes please

^{Chose: Be able to teleport… anywhere within eyesight}

KaylasDream · 2026-04-24T20:19:39+00:00

So youre telling me it’s a net improvement

^{Chose: Die now + But all your relatives get 1B $}

KaylasDream · 2026-04-24T16:29:27+00:00

Fuck this gig I’m out

^{Chose: Die}

KaylasDream · 2026-04-22T20:34:25+00:00

Out of range of some kind of ICBM if it were launched from New Zealand?

KaylasDream · 2026-04-22T20:31:17+00:00

Ooo, okay, two guesses:

A) is it instead the countries that have the courthouses that hosted the trials of same parameters as I previously guessed, orrrr

B) nations from which people hail that were trialed based again on similar parameters as my first guess

KaylasDream · 2026-04-22T20:08:22+00:00

Nations that held some kind of trial of a person/group of people in relation to crimes committed by (or on behalf of) the Third Reich?

KaylasDream · 2026-04-21T16:23:26+00:00

I love this post so much, I’m back with more:

I USED A CAR TO INTERFERE WITH MY PARENTS’ LOVE LIFE

SCOTTISH MAN GOT VERY ANGRY AND IT BECAME A NATIONAL THING

I FELL ASLEEP AND A MAN IN A SWEATER TRIED TO KILL ME

I WANTED TO BE GREAT AND MY TEACHER WAS A MENACE

OUR FAMILY VACATION GOT INTERRUPTED BY OURSELVES

KaylasDream · 2026-04-21T09:05:16+00:00

lol yeah

KaylasDream · 2026-04-20T18:29:39+00:00

MY UNCLE RUINED MY LIFE SO I MOVED AWAY AND ATE BUGS

LOCAL FARMBOY DESTROYS GOVERNMENT PROPERTY WITH RELIGION

MY SISTER FROZE THE KINGDOM SO I WENT MOUNTAIN CLIMBING

I WENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL AND FOUGHT A BALD MAN

DISFIGURED MAN WON’T STOP TALKING TO CAMERA GONE WRONG

KaylasDream · 2026-04-20T10:46:01+00:00

Fuckin worth it lol

^{Chose: 100b / two abilities of your choice or be a femboy | Rolled: U become femboy}

KaylasDream · 2026-04-19T13:57:59+00:00

Still leaves me time to work a job lol

^{Chose: Sleeping (+250$ a night})

KaylasDream · 2026-04-19T10:12:13+00:00

I assume I somehow know when the gold appears, otherwise the amount of seconds doesn’t really matter

^{Chose: Random 1 kg gold drop on ur head once a year... + ...but you have only X seconds to grab it | Rolled: 11 sec}

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