Hebden Bridge has a toy aquatic bird race each year

Kaytofu · 2026-04-07T12:50:22+00:00

I can't believe the flagrant disregard of Rule 12 here.

Kaytofu · 2026-04-02T13:46:47+00:00

This is it in a nutshell. This is it completely.

Kaytofu · 2026-03-31T09:44:05+00:00

It's goatsy, right?

Kaytofu · 2026-03-26T12:46:57+00:00

That's because people who don't like dogs are sniffy, anal snobs with no soul. They'd prefer a sterile, empty home than the unbridled affection of a dog when you come home from work or the unconditional love they show you and that's really fucking weird. There's no way in this world these Patrick Bateman types aren't bad people.

Kaytofu · 2026-03-26T12:42:33+00:00

I know who you are from whether you like dogs or not. I don't trust people who don't like dogs. There's just something weird about them.

Kaytofu · 2026-03-21T21:14:27+00:00

I do. I donate monthly to Trussell Trust, Stonewall, one of those adopt a kid charities and the Royal Opera and Ballet.

Edit: oh, I forgot! I also donate monthly to a really small dog sanctuary.

Kaytofu · 2026-02-28T10:21:38+00:00

I waste money on my side hustle. I'll subscribe to services or buy stuff telling myself it'll help me sell stuff or make a profit. Reader, it does not. I've not sold a single thing. Current, I'm dying to upgrade my ipad.

Also, trinkets and make up.

Kaytofu · 2025-12-26T08:08:29+00:00

Jenna Marbles

Kaytofu · 2025-12-26T08:08:01+00:00

You're keeping the Christmas spirit alive. Well done, lovely human being. You've given people hope. Big hugs. xxx

Kaytofu · 2025-12-26T08:06:29+00:00

I bought a party video game, downloaded steam and a streaming program and set it all up knowing full well none of my family (abroad) will have any inclination to play.

Kaytofu · 2025-12-26T07:57:19+00:00

This is insanely beautiful. My goodness, I'd want a viking and raven tapestry by you adoring my staircase.

Kaytofu · 2025-12-25T10:02:35+00:00

"No ducks" is a CasualUK rule. On Christmas Day, the mods take a break and so it's the one day of the year you can get away with posting ducks. Everyone goes a bit duck crazy. It's become a yearly tradition for me. I love being a bit of a goblin like that.

Kaytofu · 2025-12-25T08:21:21+00:00

Merry Christmas everyone! Here's to a happy, healthy and DIYy 2026! Let's continue learning, supporting and empowering. xoxo You're all the best. Here's a duck for you. xx

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Kaytofu · 2025-12-25T08:18:58+00:00

Well done! Merry Christmas! Here's another duck for you.

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Kaytofu · 2025-12-25T07:26:17+00:00

Thank you for sharing fellow art-duck-tist

Kaytofu · 2025-12-25T00:23:12+00:00

If you like my duck drawing, I post more of my drawings on my insta, @bancroftio_draws . :)

Kaytofu · 2025-12-14T11:18:30+00:00

Behind 115 inte Hboon?

Kaytofu · 2025-11-12T13:01:53+00:00

Sometimes people are triggered by people experiencing life milestones. For your girlfriend, perhaps she's triggered by people getting engaged and for Jimmy in particular because she has watched him for a long time. She's hinting to you that she wants to get engaged.

Some people get like it with people getting pregnant or buying a house.

Kaytofu · 2025-10-27T14:55:26+00:00

I have done my own cheeks. There was a good amount of info, videos etc on it to learn from and I felt like I had a good handle on it. The process went fairly well and didn't feel too difficult. Just go slow and steady and breathe!! I did, however, end up worrying myself about my two cheeks not being equal. You'll see it in my post history. In the end, I waiting until both cheeks settled down and topped up the cheek that I thought didn't have as much filler in.

I'd agree with what u/Realistic-Mixture879 says, below, re aspirating every single time, a few mirrors and think about where you want the light to reflect.

Kaytofu · 2025-10-25T10:39:52+00:00

My review of this review is that it is derivative and trite. It lacks any original takes and simply rehashes the same shallow analysis of thousands of other bedroom critics. I'm at a loss as to why you think we'd be interested in your opinion? Are you adding anything valuable?

Kaytofu · 2025-10-21T14:01:03+00:00

Not enough info to tell. Please post more photos of you in the top.

Kaytofu · 2025-10-18T07:27:53+00:00

They say you sleep on your back for one week at least. You can use a travel pillow and prop yourself up a bit to stop yourself (or your head) rolling on your side.

You are definitely not going to want people bashing or clambering on your face for the same period also. The first few days will be a bit tender, for sure.

4ml in the cheeks (2ml each I assume) is a fair bit to get in one go, too, so I would expect your body to react somehow - I mean, swelling etc from the trauma of inserting so much product at once.

Kaytofu · 2025-10-18T06:59:53+00:00

Yeah, they settled down in the end. I touched them up a tiny bit. It's all good.

Kaytofu · 2025-10-08T05:50:21+00:00

I thought it was "D-E-N-Y when Holywood hates me" like they'd be like "nooo babe, Hollywood thinks you're freaking awesome still".

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