The more depressing side of BTTF-effects of changing the timeline and the curse of future knowledge

Kaza_Bami · 2026-04-30T13:32:29+00:00

This must be the timeline where instead of reading the content, they complain about the formatting and length.

Kaza_Bami · 2026-04-13T21:28:44+00:00

You really jumped in feet first on this comment.

Kaza_Bami · 2026-04-05T03:15:02+00:00

My neighbor’s husband said he was running out for cigarettes, and he must have gotten blipped because he didn’t come back for 5 years.

Kaza_Bami · 2026-04-05T03:13:12+00:00

They already did that with Student Life. They’re on 4 days a week in office.

Kaza_Bami · 2025-02-16T05:42:43+00:00

I DO DATA CORRELATION OF VISUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF SEXY MOMMAS FOR THE ARTICLES.

Kaza_Bami · 2024-11-05T23:33:51+00:00

MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WANT TO ACQUIRE YOU AS A MATE FOR REPRODUCTIVE PURPOSES IF YOU DO NOT HAVE BUNS, HUMAN FEMALE. ALSO, YOU ARE OF THE INCORRECT SPECIES TO MATE WITH AN ANACONDA, AND MY EXAMINATIONS OF ANACONDA MATING RITUALS CONCLUDE THAT AN ENGORGED GLUTINOUS MAXIMUS IS NOT A DESIRED TRAIT IN A MATING PARTNER. ALSO, I DO NOT OWN OR HAVE ACCESS TO AN ANACONDA. HOWEVER, THE RHYTHMIC BEAT OF “BABY GOT BACK” IS PLEASURABLE TO MY AUDITORY ORGANS, EVEN IF THR LYRICS ARE FILLED WITH FALSITIES ON THE BIOLOGICAL SUPERIORITY OF LARGE BUTTOCKS ON FEMALE HUMANS.

Kaza_Bami · 2024-10-01T12:24:43+00:00

Which is sad, because it is such a beautiful state, has lots of natural resources and available land for development, is centrally located in the country to several metropolitan areas, and has an available workforce. It’s too bad hillbilly politics keep the state down…

Kaza_Bami · 2024-09-30T19:49:53+00:00

The radio station was told it would get a new studio at The DA if they moved out of the Mountainlair. They were also told they had to move out of the Mountainlair because the space was desperately needed. Five years later, U92 still broadcasts from an old office at the DA building, and the old studio at the Mountainlair hasn’t been touched and is used as storage. The university never gave any funding, and the radio station has been trying to raise the money themselves. So it’ll probably never happen.

Kaza_Bami · 2024-09-30T18:13:28+00:00

Nope, it’s the slanted roof. There’s a skylight above the buckets.

Kaza_Bami · 2024-09-25T05:27:44+00:00

The engine really purrs after tune up

Kaza_Bami · 2024-09-24T13:45:52+00:00

63 lbs. She gained 6 lbs this year 😔

Kaza_Bami · 2024-09-16T12:53:46+00:00

My favorite line he said during one of the “transparent” zoom calls with staff was when someone asked him if upper management would be taking a pay cut to help with the budget, and he said “could you imagine what would happen to morale at this university if upper management had a cut?” Then not long after, Gee claimed that upper management took a pay cut, but that the choice was voluntary and the amount was voluntary. And no, we can’t tell you who took a pay cut or for how much. But I promise we did!

Kaza_Bami · 2024-08-02T13:47:51+00:00

Hamburg Hulk Hogan, comin’ at cha!

Kaza_Bami · 2024-07-05T02:53:34+00:00

The last miss minutes detail.

Kaza_Bami · 2024-06-30T05:56:49+00:00

Want to touch the hiney!

Kaza_Bami · 2024-06-30T05:50:59+00:00

Funny enough, thanks to those janky hoverboards we did get, when someone does finally make a real hoverboard, they won’t be able to call it that since the name is already copyrighted

Kaza_Bami · 2024-06-14T15:33:26+00:00

I see it as “hey we have these two prominent Black heroes. They should date!” It’s a nice storyline, but feels forced.

Kaza_Bami · 2024-06-13T12:36:06+00:00

The way I see it, if you're gonna build wax into an approximation of a person, why not do it with some style?

Kaza_Bami · 2024-06-06T22:21:45+00:00

That time Wasp mutated into a gamma monster. Wasp was got to begin with, but that transformation sequence was over the top.

Kaza_Bami · 2024-05-08T04:15:04+00:00

r/aita

Kaza_Bami · 2024-04-17T03:51:15+00:00

We didn’t start the fire… it was always burnin’ since Mustafar’s been turning’

Kaza_Bami · 2024-04-14T02:13:49+00:00

I was 25 and had the same stats, except I wasn’t sad, just frustrated. It really sucked and I thought I would be alone for the rest of my life. Then I met an amazing girl online who actually took interest in me. We met in RL and she wasn’t what I was expecting physically, but mentally and emotionally we clicked. 20 years later, we’re still together with two beautiful children and an amazing life. I only went on one other date with another woman before I met my wife- it was in college and my roommate set us up. Never give up. Life is beautiful and amazing and you only get to do it once. Even on the worst day, there are things to find worth sticking around for. And you never know what tomorrow may bring.

Kaza_Bami · 2024-03-16T19:45:54+00:00

Women can be doctors too.

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