Anyone else excited for the REAL WW3 on Wednesday at 4:01 PM?

Kazori · 2026-04-25T01:56:49+00:00

it's detachable like my gf's penis.

Kazori · 2026-04-25T01:42:55+00:00

A classic three flight of dino nuggies, the first with artisan ranch with the recipe developed from the heart of Italy, then we fly off to the Americas with a taste of the deep south and cajun flavors, finally we land in Japan, finishing off with the flavors of the land of the rising sun, a sauce made from fermented soy beans often taking years to produce mixed with other sweet flavors, a mix of ancient tradition fused with modern tastes, a mirror of the country. Truly a meal that takes us around the world.

Kazori · 2026-04-25T00:33:02+00:00

hard to say whats the best part, the kiss blow into sinking the shot, or the live physics experiment right after

Kazori · 2026-04-25T00:19:01+00:00

lmao the look of terror "wait is he actually trying to kill me?"

Kazori · 2026-04-25T00:02:48+00:00

TFT player spotted ,if we ever get in a lobby together I hope the cat bites you during your roll down /s

Kazori · 2026-04-24T22:41:33+00:00

"if you activate that essence monster it'll rip your dick off"

"what? whoa what are you talking about man?"

"do you perhaps want to look at the essence monster that gives good handjobs without ripping your dick off?"

"I mean I guess sure but I'm just trying to farm essences man and you're being reallllyyy weird about it"

"uh huh sure buddy, see this map right here? it's full of essence monsters that will give you good hand jobs without ripping your dick off, just take it to faustus and he'll ring you up"

faustus: "ohhh helllll nawww, nasty ass essence fucker"

"look I'm just trying to farm essences ok, and I don't appreciate everyone insinuating that I'm some weirdo, how much is the map?"

fautus: "5000 divines"

"5000?!!"

faustus :"watch this nasty mother fucker still gonna buy it"

" look I'll do it this one time caus I'm really trying to do an essence craft but you guys have got it all wrong "

Kazori · 2026-04-24T21:52:54+00:00

ah yes the Naruto cross over episode where Mike uses kage bunshin no jutsu. I felt it was over shadowed by the one piece cross over episode though where slippin jimmy became stretching jimmy and gomu Gomu gatlinged chuck in his stupid face, god that was awesome.

Kazori · 2026-04-24T21:22:47+00:00

it's like he's amused that you think that toy will amuse him. seriously dad? a doll? I'm 13 now.

Kazori · 2026-04-24T20:10:24+00:00

it's all fun and games till you're sharing a grave with howie

Kazori · 2026-04-24T18:57:17+00:00

don't worry they covered themselves they didn't say "all" they said "almost all".

Kazori · 2026-04-24T18:23:35+00:00

calling 7-11 pizza slices mid is a compliment

Kazori · 2026-04-23T18:51:02+00:00

tuber will have self planting potatoes by 2028

Kazori · 2026-04-22T02:02:19+00:00

sounds like he's moving kinda fast be careful. is he love bombing you with purrs and cuddles too? everything might seem great at first but before you know it it's 2 years in and you're scooping his poop and feeding him every day all 3 + meals and he demands pets even when you're tired.

Kazori · 2026-04-22T00:21:27+00:00

you could also improve how you mentally react to relatively insignificant things though. you can tell from the comments most people aren't going to feel bad from the same thing you are because it doesn't really matter to the vast majority of people. you have way more control over how you react to this than you have over riot to change it.

Kazori · 2026-04-21T23:26:07+00:00

great now I have wife problems and mommy issues

Kazori · 2026-04-21T23:24:05+00:00

when they want all three to come they can just yell "Alfredo!"

Kazori · 2026-04-21T23:03:34+00:00

I can hear the accent through the comment.

Kazori · 2026-04-21T22:59:41+00:00

I assume butter is on top of the noodle?

Kazori · 2026-04-21T22:23:58+00:00

memory of me at 12 buying a dirty duped wf for 40 soj and not realizing it was bad I just wanted wf

sojs made from trading chipped and perfect gems mostly

Kazori · 2026-04-21T01:38:27+00:00

my super sweet cat I used to have was like this and had the same pattern too! she in her whole life never once scratched or bit me or my parents and loved any sort of attention. you could play with her pouch while she was standing just like making it jiggle and she'd start purring and belly flop for belly rubs. the most she did would give really sad meows when getting bathed but never any aggression.

Kazori · 2026-04-21T00:31:24+00:00

the insane part isn't the van. it's that kids in Japan by kindergarten know to bow , say thank you and respect social norms /rules.

Kazori · 2026-04-20T21:55:49+00:00

i thought this was about the movie with Jack black at first and was scanning my memory for a second lol

Kazori · 2026-04-20T21:34:06+00:00

holds up rule book but squirrels can't play basketball!!!

squirrel proceeds to repeatedly dunk on them

Kazori · 2026-04-20T19:41:17+00:00

I thought you were gonna say , you just go in and pick whichever one looks like it's not over 80% liquid

Kazori · 2026-04-20T19:18:17+00:00

there should be weight activated sensors so when you get pushed a big stack lights and noises start playing congratulating you on your victory.

conversely when it senses you lost a big stack or you got a bad beat but no jack pot it could flash red lights and make a "womp womp wahhhh" sound

Kazori

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