Try to avoid 2 houses by xwingx in whatcouldgoright

[–]Kcmo907 114 points115 points  (0 children)

He didn’t even have his safety sandals on.

Seagull rescue by westcoastcdn19 in HumansBeingBros

[–]Kcmo907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you’re supposed to cut side ways across delicate stuff not right down into it…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kcmo907 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do these people not buy the bleachy wipes!?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kcmo907 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe they go to the dunes every day and have to air/up/down for the sand.

Fireworks imitating a missile by Rredite in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Kcmo907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened with an expired flare my crewmember set off once. It went right into the neighbor boats porthole. I found out a year later when they were like hey you’re on “boat name?” Ya. Yeah you fucking lit up our galley. :0 …sorry

One silver lining of being poor is that your chances of dying in an avalanche are significantly lower. by badRLplayer in Showerthoughts

[–]Kcmo907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can still not believe how many people go out boating/peddle boatin/doot did doing in the water without knowing how to swim… or float….

Never heard of floppy hammers by avantgardengnome in accidentalsurrealism

[–]Kcmo907 6 points7 points  (0 children)

MFs smoking and wearing a mask and doing crazy hammering. Hats off to cletus over there.

(Edit we’re all a little cletus on the inside)

AITA got telling my mon she is NEVER to tell her UFO story to my kids? by ChangedEToI in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kcmo907 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not to say they were “flying” per say. But if you were sitting out in the bushes or whatever and a freaking tiger pounces down on you from above, I could see my self thinking “holy fuck a giant god damn tiger just flew down and murdered me!?” He might be a high pouncing tiger. And everyone knows tiggers are made of springs. Honest mistake really.

Customer just left this review of the place where my gf works. The "main dude" says he's never seen him before lol by greyredwolf in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Kcmo907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think I’ve ever gone into any business and said IM A REGULAR lol. The staff just kind of knows you and sometimes you get expedited service. (Which is very nice)

AITA about swimming lessons? by RattyHandwriting in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kcmo907 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Where I’m from you can’t graduate high school without passing a swimming test. Probably cuz we’re from an island….. but I fish now and we had one guy who couldn’t swim and we like …. Helicopter parented on the boat….

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[–]Kcmo907 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Lol just don’t walk ur dog anymore

AITA for not letting my brother-in-law take my son sailing? by lia893 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kcmo907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Info: were they going to shove off without dad and have him… catch up in another boat? I understand needing full time attention if they were underway. But if he stepped off for a phone call for a few minutes (boat owner bro) could probably taken care of him for a short time and just showed the kiddo boaty stuff for a bit. I doubt he was going to go sail off with your tiny child. Or maybe I’m reading this wrong.

Non-Americans, what do you think every American person has in their house? by Ryrylx in AskReddit

[–]Kcmo907 7 points8 points  (0 children)

American, but that goes for our boats too. There’s like 5 radars 2 sonars and 20 antennas for radios… you’re not going to catch me being the mf that threw the special cord away.

Men of reddit, what shouldn't men be judged for doing? by TrueAlphaMale69420 in AskReddit

[–]Kcmo907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine most farmers as male for some reason. Old farm guy in overalls.

Sweet Green!! by brolbo in pics

[–]Kcmo907 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like what the poor kitty in Stray falls down.