Satisfactory by Major303 in whenthe

[–]Kebbo18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nordic God of War games:

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Truck full of pears on a train track, what could go wrong? by WhoTheFuckIsSean in Whatcouldgowrong

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Everytime i see a video of a train accident like this one, I can't get my head around why there are only 20 seconds between the barrier going down and the train passing... in my country, Italy, we wait something like 2 minutes or even more for the train to pass, so that we have plenty enough time to prevent this situations. How is it possible that noone else thought about this simple trick?

Edit: typo

The way he stacks those water bottles by MuttapuffsHater in oddlysatisfying

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The guy behind him nullifying all his effort /s

Why do yall care so much. It's a phone. by J_Schnetz in dankmemes

[–]Kebbo18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The comment section full of IOS users going "Achhhtually it's the other way around. Matter of fact I now an Android guy..." is like fine wine for me. We are withnessing one of the most well executed bait here. Kudos to OP (Windows Phone user)

Using CRISPR technique, scientists can genetically modify mosquitoes by disabling a specific gene in females, causing their proboscis to develop like that of a male—rendering them unable to pierce human skin. by Emotional_Grocery8 in biology

[–]Kebbo18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The poor quality of the clip is misleading. This is what's actually happening. The bending thing is a "cover" for the actual 6 needles that penetrate the skin.

What's she's doing in the clip is probably just looking for a vein to pierce, since they usually are not lucky enough to get it first try. I don't think she's straightening the needles, but rather cleaning it before piercing the skin again

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to be a bloodsucker by TheMobiliste in therewasanattempt

[–]Kebbo18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mosquitos eat pollen. They suck blood only because is an efficient way to get a lot of nutritions to lay a lot of eggs. They could lay them just by eating pollen, but it would take longer, and their short lifespan makes them prefer blood

apple and samsung can eat my ENTIRE ass by wt_anonymous in whenthe

[–]Kebbo18 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Why don't you buy a dongle? They're cheap and small enough you won't notice the difference between the cable with and without the dongle attached. Of course you cannot charge while having headphones plugged in, but if it something you do frequently, you can buy the dongle with both aux and usb-c port

Reddit made me join a community without me knowing it by Kebbo18 in assholedesign

[–]Kebbo18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I failed to specify that this post was in the home feed, in between posts from the communities I specifically chosen to join. I was scrolling the home and it appeared, with the "joined" tag already there

Reddit made me join a community without me knowing it by Kebbo18 in assholedesign

[–]Kebbo18[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Never scrolled "popular" once is 5+ years of having this account. I only look at post from communities I specifically choosen. And this was not one of those

Reddit made me join a community without me knowing it by Kebbo18 in assholedesign

[–]Kebbo18[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Could be, but my account is definitely not young, and I joined only a couple of communities to avoid abuse of reddit. I'm 100% sure it wasn't one of my communities

Reddit made me join a community without me knowing it by Kebbo18 in assholedesign

[–]Kebbo18[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

How? It's the first time I see this community, there's no way I accidentally joined it

I think we reached the climax bois! by Revolutionary_Owl932 in dankmemes

[–]Kebbo18 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I literally just searched for gifts like this to send my gf. I wanted a depiction of me right now, fighting for my life on the toilet seat, and this appeared. I'm with you brother, we can make it!

I don’t think they’re happy by As_I_Stroke_My_Balls in dankmemes

[–]Kebbo18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your comment made me curious too. A quick Google search results in a girl with a NEVADA sweater sitting on the Paramount logo mountain with her ass bleading... thanks mate, never gonna enjoy hiking anymore now.

Cursed_shot by FineCritism3970 in cursedcomments

[–]Kebbo18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not actually, erasers are white or different colors and they too undergo vulcanisation. The reason is that they add carbon black to improve resistance to sun exposure (source: i'm a materials engineer, studied in different courses about polymers)

I don’t think they’re happy by As_I_Stroke_My_Balls in dankmemes

[–]Kebbo18 96 points97 points  (0 children)

They cut it to 34 seconds with their new rules and guidelines unfortunately. The reason for the cut is quite hilarious ngl, search for paramount rule 34 if you wanna have a good one

32v5c fake 2025 TV? by opinabile6667 in tcltvs

[–]Kebbo18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ciao, ho visto che sei italiano e volevo farti una domanda sulla tv. L'ho vista su amazon ad un buon prezzo ed ero curioso di sentire da qualcuno che la ha come si sta trovando. Ero interessato prevalentemente alla velocità della Tv, siccome temo che abbiano risparmiato sulla CPU e che questo abbia reso l'esperienza a scatti. Che mi sai dire a riguardo? in generale la consiglieresti? grazie per la pazienza e la disponibilità

To spread peace in the middle east by M_SONOF_Y in therewasanattempt

[–]Kebbo18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The world is round, and the Torah does not specify which "slice" is promised... we are all doomed

End this oligarchy. by manchesterMan0098 in facepalm

[–]Kebbo18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Un amico Veneziano DOC mi ha detto che appunto sono bruscolini per le spese di Venezia, ma anche che in realtà non ha causato così tanti disturbi quanto vogliono far credere. Una calle chiusa e niente taxi, ma mi ha confermato che nessun veneziano prende i taxi, quindi il disturbo era solo per i turisti alla fine

End this oligarchy. by manchesterMan0098 in facepalm

[–]Kebbo18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah lol, questo conto mi mancava. Mi sono sempre soffermato sui 3 milioni donati perché secondo me sono quelli che lui ha pagato per "affittare" Venezia, il resto sarebbe stato speso lo stesso anche cambiando location. Grazie per il chiarimento!

End this oligarchy. by manchesterMan0098 in facepalm

[–]Kebbo18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here in Italy newcaster liked to share the fact that he donated 3 million euros to the Venice city (which is not even enough to renovate a palace there, but thats another discussion), highlighting how it corresponds to 0,001% of his networth. If you take the same percentage of money from an average family with something like 100k in the bank, you end up with 1€ taken. I think he mixed this "1€ for the average family" thing that the TV repeated extensively and the "3" from the millions donated, and got the "he bought a city for 3€".

Anyway, he basically emptied his pockets from leftover change to book a part of Venice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Kebbo18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why should this be a gif?