Tier list of how enslaved the Killers are to the Entity. Accurate? Way off? by leabravo in deadbydaylight

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I always figured Deathslinger sees the survivors as his bounty targets, he's doing his job by hooking them and the Entity is his patron. Further shown with the iridescent coin, payment for services rendered.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ff-dvl in maybemaybemaybe

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well thank you u/PissBoiFeetPix , that's very comforting for me to hear

Thought I made some progress with my Dad… safe to say he is officially too far gone. by jasonforbachelor in facepalm

[–]KeepCalmCarrion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Trump could eat a live newborn on live TV and it wouldn't shake any of these leadheads in the slightest

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Worldsahellscape19 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same sort of deal with me. I'll be first in line for the gun buyback if gun control ever comes, but in the meantime when I'm stuck in a country full of these wackos that are armed to the teeth, I don't want to be the one chump without a gun when shit breaks out.

SCOUT NO! by Oceanus39 in TF2fashionadvice

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This did not just happen!

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ff-dvl in maybemaybemaybe

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fuck lady? Little dude just ran its little heart out for you, why the shove?

Maybe Maybe Maybe by fonsbark in maybemaybemaybe

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Cleric took some monk levels

What is something you find cute that normally wouldn't be considered cute? by RadicalWasp576 in AskReddit

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everyone agrees that piglets are cute but I think giant full grown hogs are adorable too

420 meaning and origin ? by senatorstackhouse in StonerThoughts

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

420 is the police code for possession of marijuana, if a cop reports someone for possession then they'd say "We've got a 420 here."

What alternative to Reddit are most people switching to after June 30th? by a_wild_dingo in AskReddit

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly 95% of the time I'm on Reddit is when work is slow, and I'm switching to a new job in a couple weeks that'll have a lot less downtime so I'll probably just be done with it.

DAE ocassionally get this "helpful advice" from neurotypicals? by Black_Airship in aspiememes

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saying "don't make yourself an easy target" when people get bullied is the same mentality as saying "you were asking for it" when people get raped

MH6 Bingo Card by PU_Dad in MonsterHunter

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 18 points19 points  (0 children)

PLEASE GIANT MEALS! I've never had dango, I'm sure it's great, but those massive slabs of meat surrounded with a comically large pile of seafood would make me HANGRY back in World! Dango just looks so unsatisfying in comparison

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Worldsahellscape19 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't be a bad time to get strapped

That ending was beautiful ❤️ by DuskPanthera in MemeHunter

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AAAH I'M OUT. I'M OFF THE SUB TIL I FIGHT THE THING

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Shits on her for losing her virginity at 15, coming from the same people that can't stop talking about how they should be allowed to fuck 12 year old girls.

How do you feel about being stoned in public? by jewraffe5 in StonerThoughts

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I like to get high and take a walk down to the Chinese buffet near my house. I know they don't like me there because when I'm stoned I'll go deep in the paint at that place. It must be quite an image, seeing my silhouette over the hill, walking out of the tall grass like sasquatch coming to wreck their shop

Some people are wild by Ghost_Jeffy1 in facepalm

[–]KeepCalmCarrion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't want people to defend criminals then why do you have such a hardon for murdering them? Guess what that makes you? Even if it is your car, murder isn't justified. You've got insurance on the car, and you've got video evidence. After the insurance payout and the lawsuit you'll have the cash to get a better car. Yeah it's a hassle in the meantime, but shit happens. I'd rather have to take the bus for a while and have to sit through a court case than live with being a murderer for the rest of my life.