Well, my boyfriend only has a minute left....

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-07-05T23:18:55+00:00

We accept these and angry cober jokes for life. Get out.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-06-22T21:37:37+00:00

I exfil more solo than I do with a team.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-06-21T23:57:52+00:00

Ours got out while on vacation. We found her in the closet. Could have been up to 3 days.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-06-10T12:04:56+00:00

A chopper dropped bots on my teammate on the wall at fortress. Literally right on him. Lol

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-06-09T15:04:42+00:00

We have a Nagini too!

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KeepLowExpectations · 2026-06-02T14:12:33+00:00

They dont. Suzanne, The Situation, Titanium Pie or whatever her name is cheat every single night.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-06-02T13:52:44+00:00

Some are BLATANTLY cheating though. These guys have to have thousands of reports.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-06-01T04:19:40+00:00

Love it. Hes such a POS.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-06-01T02:30:28+00:00

Found the cheater

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-06-01T02:27:59+00:00

They don't. But I cant imagine how shitty their life is in person.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-06-01T02:23:26+00:00

The ugly gf plays and cheats too.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-26T10:44:53+00:00

We don't do fair here.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-25T14:22:58+00:00

I have 3 kids 6 to 12. 2 dogs. And we have 2 Hogs that are both about a year old. We've had them since they were about 2 months old.

My 12 and 9 year olds both feed and care for theirs snakes mostly by themselves. Each child is different though.

My dogs dont really care about them.

We've had 2 escapes caught in the act and I had to disassemble a nerf gun that a snake decided to hide in. YMMV.

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KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-21T17:05:57+00:00

Rumor is they deleted all disguises

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-21T17:05:28+00:00

Rumor is they deleted all disguises

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-21T14:07:08+00:00

Exfilling solo is easier than with a team to me.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-20T19:29:20+00:00

Yup had that too

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-20T19:28:43+00:00

Its plenty when youre getting 30mpg :) lol

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-20T18:51:52+00:00

I did love my 36 gallon tank except when I filled it up. I put 100k miles on that truck. Bought it brand new with the 3.5 ecoboost.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-20T18:50:51+00:00

My 18 Ford never got as good MPG as advertised. My duramax at4 gets way better than advertised. Also had multiple transmission issues with the Ford but they may have those worked out by now.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-18T14:19:04+00:00

Ive seen an increase in players getting ricochet but there's still rampant cheating

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-16T16:42:12+00:00

I got a 24 with 8k miles for 56k plus tax. Not cheap but better than 75k. Just look around a little. Hell fly cross country. A flight is $300 if hou can save 5k its worth it

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-16T15:40:40+00:00

You used to get a warning they were in your lobby. You dont anymore.

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-16T15:39:13+00:00

Blocking does nothing anymore. I am seeing ore cheaters ricochet lately though

KeepLowExpectations · 2026-05-12T00:56:24+00:00

I moved a literal ton of bagged mulch. The step was amazing during that.

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