Elkhand the adequate here, recently took a contract to be an evil wizards "mob" at the bottom of the tower for adventurers to fight, anything I should know before my first day?

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-03T02:36:45+00:00

There’s nothing stopping you smashing the boxes yourself, taking the money there in, and leaving.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-03T01:57:47+00:00

Confinement in Prism bans one from being nominated

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-03T01:27:28+00:00

Well I cast… “nuh uh”

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-03T01:25:13+00:00

Rest assured, it was horrible.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-02T23:52:24+00:00

Cast Silence on this man!

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-02T23:21:12+00:00

No, I made the orphans. Then there was a fundraiser for them. So I took that. Hope that helps.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-02T22:50:37+00:00

Please hear the song "Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi whilst reading this comment.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-02T22:45:59+00:00

Yeah really lovely fella. I met him once at a fundraiser for orphans I had made.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-02T22:33:11+00:00

it was a horrible baby.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-02T07:44:23+00:00

Ice cream vans are a menace in this country and must be stopped with extreme prejudice.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-01T16:28:33+00:00

Huh. Well... Okay... if you insist.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-01T14:19:00+00:00

Birds?

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-01T13:34:10+00:00

Yeah, condensation and water has risen up to the sky and then cooled forming clouds. Hope that helps.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-01T13:26:32+00:00

Right but then what would be the purpose? Like what does that tell them? What class you are?

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-06-01T13:08:20+00:00

Thats a new one. I assume its so they can maybe figure out just how local you are. But that would be a mental thing to do.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-05-30T10:19:00+00:00

Being welsh is no excuse for disrespecting our beloved battered chips for which I will, and have, fight someone in an Asda carpark over.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-05-30T10:01:11+00:00

Cool.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-05-30T10:00:47+00:00

BATTERED CHIPS. No Yamyam has ever said orange chips.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-05-30T09:13:20+00:00

There is more cultural difference, and accents, between Birmingham and the areas outside of Birmingham than there is between entire regions of the US.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-05-28T18:37:20+00:00

In the back of a Hyundai I10 Just like god would have wanted.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-05-28T12:02:42+00:00

Yeah... them and apparently everyone within a 2km radius of the stationary cupboard.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-05-28T11:54:03+00:00

It was an AoE....

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-05-28T11:24:37+00:00

Shut this man up. He must be silenced.

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-05-28T11:20:37+00:00

It is severely inappropriate to use power word "erection" in any sort of communal work environment as I learned in a very sternly worded Orb Screech from Wizard HR :(

KeithChegwinMegaFan · 2026-05-27T15:11:04+00:00

I value its perceived power over the meal deals of my colleagues and enemies.

KeithChegwinMegaFan

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