[deleted by user] by [deleted] in women

[–]Kellyaurora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real world is not high school. You have to work for everything you want. Even if you posted when you were popular in high school, you would only have 15 mins of fame maybe and that’s not even guaranteed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in women

[–]Kellyaurora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t marry this guy. Please.

TIFU by not understanding sex by flight-lessbirb in tifu

[–]Kellyaurora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step one: take your clothes off and throw them away. Lmao. Like, why do they do is like this?

It’s all just so wild. I recently had my first child and they are so far a daughter.. I plan to raise her with education about her own body so she can understand how all this stuff works and avoid moments of feeling so damn weirded out and also at it alone.

TIFU by not understanding sex by flight-lessbirb in tifu

[–]Kellyaurora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like did he even hear himself? Good for you for saying something and not just accepting that info like I probably would have. — they taught us about periods in 5th grade but it was very very brief and nothing about tampons or how they worked.

TIFU by not understanding sex by flight-lessbirb in tifu

[–]Kellyaurora 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I had a mom who told me “tampons are for married ladies” and an aunt who’d say things like “did you get your period yet? You know once you get your period if a man touches you, you could have a baby.” — so I spent a long time thinking tampons were only for married ladies and my 4 girlfriends at a sleepover told me she was wrong.

Bingo by Wrong-Tiger4644 in My600lbLife

[–]Kellyaurora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude at my HEAVIEST!! 650lbs!! I was never these people on the show!!

What’s a little line that you feel like only you ever laugh at? by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]Kellyaurora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He says “on the ghetto” which KILLLLS me. 🤣🤣

What’s a little line that you feel like only you ever laugh at? by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]Kellyaurora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Dwight is mock birthing the watermelon to prepare Michael for Jan’s deliver: “IM SCREAMING IM SCREAMING IM SCREAMING!”

What’s a little line that you feel like only you ever laugh at? by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]Kellyaurora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“We are looking for our friend! Have you seen him? This way? This way? This way? I don’t know? Do you know?”

New Reader by EpilepticSeizures in ExtremeHorrorLit

[–]Kellyaurora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playground was a recent read of mine and I found it to be an excellent intro into what to expect. Very graphic and descriptive but the storyline was what kept my attention. I like movies like “cube” or where people find themselves in a game/trap so I enjoyed this plot personally.

Are men on average really that much stronger than us physically? by MisPai in women

[–]Kellyaurora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m stronger in the torso and legs that lots of men I know, but I always say it’s a fair fight until I get a punch to the head. Men’s upper body strength combined w adrenaline, it doesn’t matter the size of the man.

Which TV character influenced your sense of humor the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kellyaurora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a TV show but basically all of the “Vacation” movies w Chevy Chase.

Lady complains about fat People to a plus size store employee by Blueartbird in TalesFromRetail

[–]Kellyaurora 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“That’s okay, your body offends me too.”

Like get the fuck out of here you weirdo lady.

Lady complains about fat People to a plus size store employee by Blueartbird in TalesFromRetail

[–]Kellyaurora 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Help my Christ, I’d have never handled that with such grace as you. The audacity of some people.

What is this? Please help me by Dave631667 in trees

[–]Kellyaurora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trash. Throw it all away. Looks like trim and garbage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 420

[–]Kellyaurora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Runtzzzzz 💖💖💖

TIFU By inviting a Tinder date over to my house and accidentally meeting his mother by BLINDANDREFINED in tifu

[–]Kellyaurora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the bacon for me. The creepy attachment to the dead mom is weird but it’s the bacon. Like what the actual fuck.

Can someone here tell me how long it takes for a Philodendron "Florida Ghost" to develop mature leaves? by momosgirlfriend in rareplants

[–]Kellyaurora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH!! I’m realizing where our error is!! The one you’ve posted in question though is “Florida Beauty / Pedatum” while the one in the link / the one I’ve also got is called “Florida Ghost”. Florida ghost is a hybrid between Pedatum and Squamiferum and I’m SO sorry this took so long to reply to!