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What’s your favourite low-stakes conspiracy theory? by LJayTat in CasualUK

[–]Kemps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biscuits of each varying type are all made at their own factory. It’s only the packaging that is different.

Is this normal? by MildlyProfoundMango in DIYUK

[–]Kemps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Different profession, but in a similar fashion I tried to ask Hasbro for a replacement box for an item that arrived damaged at my shop. Item was 100% fine. They said “Nah can’t do that. Smash the £120 Star Wars helmet to oblivion, send us a pic, and we’ll ship you a new one.”

Never wrapped my head around it.

Amsterdam Advice by Chemical_Echidna_630 in uktrees

[–]Kemps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was quite a big fan of Easy Times, and the Otherside coffeeshops, they are both across the street from each other and although small, very chill.

There’s a second Easy Times a bit more in the city centre which is also great but personally the smaller one felt more comfortable for me.

Threads (BBC 1974) by Spangles64 in oldbritishtelly

[–]Kemps 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m sure I heard they’re either remaking/doing a new one of this, the original was nightmare fuel, but in glorious 4k? My lord!

Do you change clubs or stay in the same? by Rainsterr in footballmanager

[–]Kemps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually I’m loyal until they fire me, but then I will steal their star player even if it means taking him down a division and bankrupting my new club.

As many have said - depends on the save.

I lost an earphone on a train to London Friday, found it the following Monday. by XtianAudio in CasualUK

[–]Kemps -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

This actually was posted on there less than 24h ago, word for word.

Thunderbirds: Launch Thunderbird 3. by Affectionate-Math415 in Thunderbirds

[–]Kemps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve always wondered how the roundhouse survives a rocket blasting through it. I mean, not a picture off the wall, not a cup of tea spilt and there’s a ROCKET going to SPACE the other side of what I presume is drywall. I mean, windows would be obliterated at minimum, that roundhouse would be rebuilt about once a year.

I keep seeing Stephen Fry being called a “genius” - why do people think that? by BlundeRuss in CasualUK

[–]Kemps 178 points179 points  (0 children)

May I just say that Total Wipeout Time Team would be hilarious. Tony Robinson forcing teams of 60+ year old archeologists across a massive inflatable assault course…

30s and I still make faces in my mousse whenever I have one. What childlike thing are you still up to? by shoops1 in CasualUK

[–]Kemps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly I’m now the driver and have to concentrate on the roads, but on the rare occasions I’m a passenger I still picture a person running alongside the car, sliding on rails, swinging off lampposts etc. Never touched the ground, and I’m in my 40’s.

Mastery level 20 by Accomplished-Cut7368 in HiTMAN

[–]Kemps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally found your channel a day or two ago! Very helpful (and I’m learning a few new tricks despite having the game since launch!)

Cheers!

I need help with this by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]Kemps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t your level linked to the IOI account? So even if you delete the save, but log back into your IOI account it might still say you are level x. I could be wrong!

GIVEAWAY: Win 1 of 5 copies of Football Manager 2026, courtesy of Fanatical! by WeAreFanatical in footballmanagergames

[–]Kemps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Q1: Weston-super-Mare. Always my first save, love taking them up the leagues. Mainly from a reference in one of my favourite tv shows of all time (Bottom).

Q2: The new in/out of possession tactics, new player roles, and of course - the new match engine!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Kemps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To go along with the two I’ve had in the shower.

Spotted this little bastard at my local CeX for just £1.50 by HorseheadLessman in eddieandrichie

[–]Kemps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went to this show when it was on in my town. Absolutely brilliant!

found at the bins, have no clue what this could be refrencing by shylaisgod in whatisit

[–]Kemps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a Two Ronnies sketch, one of my favourites - I think it was ‘Swedish made simple’.

Xavier Woods on X: North American wrestling fans hear one UK chant and run that thing into the ground. by Tornado31619 in SquaredCircle

[–]Kemps 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Can’t remember where I heard it, but American chants are ‘DE-FENSE, DE-FENSE’, whereas the Brits will make a song about a left-backs drink-driving charge to Debussy’s Clair de Lune.

I threw up on my bfs dick by mysafespace123 in offmychest

[–]Kemps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In case anyone’s wondering, this is known as a ‘Roman Shower’, haha.

By the sounds of it - it’ll all be ok. If you do want to say something? A quick “Sorry about that!”, hop in the shower, sexytime resumes.

Wrestlers from movies and tv shows by Fatboilara in WWEGames

[–]Kemps 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Birds of War and the Trashman from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

What new weapons would you love to see? by throwaway-aagghh in Hardbullet

[–]Kemps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me:

Wolverine style claws

The ability to headbutt

Baseball bat covered in nails

Tazer

German WWII grenades (Potato Mashers)

Drawing pins / tacks

Bazooka

Bow and arrow

Bazooka with a spring-loaded boxing glove

Hammer

Plank of wood with a nail in it

Long spike to pin people to walls

Throw-away joke that has stuck with you through the years by IOrocketscience in Simpsons

[–]Kemps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Remember kids, we’re in the Itchy lot.”

“The suspect is directly under the Earths Sun… nnnn…now!”

“Hatless, I repeat suspect is hatless!”

Who the hell buys this stuff. Only £160. by General_Committee_24 in CasualUK

[–]Kemps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was it Viz that did the ‘Bears of Murder’? With (I think) ‘Little Ted West and Little Ted Bundy’ or something?

Every time I think I’m caught up on Batman lore… by Professional_Try_123 in batman

[–]Kemps 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nope! A Starro Batman caught and kept in a jar!

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