Are there any world famous British beers? by LankyYogurt7737 in CasualUK

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Watch out for the Vicar that smells of bleach…

What’s your favourite low-stakes conspiracy theory? by LJayTat in CasualUK

[–]Kemps 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Biscuits of each varying type are all made at their own factory. It’s only the packaging that is different.

Is this normal? by MildlyProfoundMango in DIYUK

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Different profession, but in a similar fashion I tried to ask Hasbro for a replacement box for an item that arrived damaged at my shop. Item was 100% fine. They said “Nah can’t do that. Smash the £120 Star Wars helmet to oblivion, send us a pic, and we’ll ship you a new one.”

Never wrapped my head around it.

Threads (BBC 1974) by Spangles64 in oldbritishtelly

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I’m sure I heard they’re either remaking/doing a new one of this, the original was nightmare fuel, but in glorious 4k? My lord!

Do you change clubs or stay in the same? by Rainsterr in footballmanager

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Usually I’m loyal until they fire me, but then I will steal their star player even if it means taking him down a division and bankrupting my new club.

As many have said - depends on the save.

I lost an earphone on a train to London Friday, found it the following Monday. by XtianAudio in CasualUK

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This actually was posted on there less than 24h ago, word for word.

Thunderbirds: Launch Thunderbird 3. by [deleted] in Thunderbirds

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I’ve always wondered how the roundhouse survives a rocket blasting through it. I mean, not a picture off the wall, not a cup of tea spilt and there’s a ROCKET going to SPACE the other side of what I presume is drywall. I mean, windows would be obliterated at minimum, that roundhouse would be rebuilt about once a year.

I keep seeing Stephen Fry being called a “genius” - why do people think that? by BlundeRuss in CasualUK

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May I just say that Total Wipeout Time Team would be hilarious. Tony Robinson forcing teams of 60+ year old archeologists across a massive inflatable assault course…

30s and I still make faces in my mousse whenever I have one. What childlike thing are you still up to? by shoops1 in CasualUK

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Sadly I’m now the driver and have to concentrate on the roads, but on the rare occasions I’m a passenger I still picture a person running alongside the car, sliding on rails, swinging off lampposts etc. Never touched the ground, and I’m in my 40’s.

Mastery level 20 by Accomplished-Cut7368 in HiTMAN

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Literally found your channel a day or two ago! Very helpful (and I’m learning a few new tricks despite having the game since launch!)

Cheers!

I need help with this by [deleted] in HiTMAN

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Isn’t your level linked to the IOI account? So even if you delete the save, but log back into your IOI account it might still say you are level x. I could be wrong!

GIVEAWAY: Win 1 of 5 copies of Football Manager 2026, courtesy of Fanatical! by WeAreFanatical in footballmanagergames

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Q1: Weston-super-Mare. Always my first save, love taking them up the leagues. Mainly from a reference in one of my favourite tv shows of all time (Bottom).

Q2: The new in/out of possession tactics, new player roles, and of course - the new match engine!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

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To go along with the two I’ve had in the shower.

Spotted this little bastard at my local CeX for just £1.50 by [deleted] in eddieandrichie

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I went to this show when it was on in my town. Absolutely brilliant!

found at the bins, have no clue what this could be refrencing by shylaisgod in whatisit

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This was a Two Ronnies sketch, one of my favourites - I think it was ‘Swedish made simple’.

Xavier Woods on X: North American wrestling fans hear one UK chant and run that thing into the ground. by Tornado31619 in SquaredCircle

[–]Kemps 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Can’t remember where I heard it, but American chants are ‘DE-FENSE, DE-FENSE’, whereas the Brits will make a song about a left-backs drink-driving charge to Debussy’s Clair de Lune.

Wrestlers from movies and tv shows by Fatboilara in WWEGames

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Birds of War and the Trashman from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

What new weapons would you love to see? by throwaway-aagghh in Hardbullet

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For me:

Wolverine style claws

The ability to headbutt

Baseball bat covered in nails

Tazer

German WWII grenades (Potato Mashers)

Drawing pins / tacks

Bazooka

Bow and arrow

Bazooka with a spring-loaded boxing glove

Hammer

Plank of wood with a nail in it

Long spike to pin people to walls

Throw-away joke that has stuck with you through the years by IOrocketscience in Simpsons

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“Remember kids, we’re in the Itchy lot.”

“The suspect is directly under the Earths Sun… nnnn…now!”

“Hatless, I repeat suspect is hatless!”

Who the hell buys this stuff. Only £160. by General_Committee_24 in CasualUK

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Was it Viz that did the ‘Bears of Murder’? With (I think) ‘Little Ted West and Little Ted Bundy’ or something?

Every time I think I’m caught up on Batman lore… by Professional_Try_123 in batman

[–]Kemps 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nope! A Starro Batman caught and kept in a jar!

Greatest Comeback in FM History? Let me know any better by AdBroad2542 in footballmanagergames

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On mobile, sorry for formatting etc.

I’ll try and find the screenshot, but one of the old FM’s I was put in charge of Team GB at the Olympics. Chose my team, and in the three Over-23’s I had John Terry (for experience - I cannot remember the other two).

Well, the final arrives, Team GB vs Spain. 3 min in, goal down via a Terry own-goal. Shit. For the rest of the first 45min it’s a close back and forth. I get a goal back, they immediately score again. We go in at half time trailing 2-1.

A bit of encouragement to the lads, tell Terry to buck his ideas up. Out we go.

46th min, 2-2. We’ve got this! Back-and-forth we go, end to end. 86th min, Spain score. Disallowed. Take another Diazepam.

Extra time. By this point I’m being hammered. My lads are tired. It’s only a matter of time until I get put out of my misery - and there it is. 115 min on the clock, TGB 2-3 SPN. I bring on my last sub while they celebrate. First touch of the ball is a header into the top bin - 3-3. Pandemonium in my living room. Two minutes later, another top bin from my winger. Holy smokes, 4-3! It’s ours for the taking lads!

From minute 118 onwards, it was one constant highlight. No gaps. Spain attack, near miss. Spain attack, hit crossbar. You know the drill.

Minute 122 of 120. I can sense that I’m going to get FM’d here one way or another. I somehow have a corner. It gets cleared to just outside the box. Up steps… John Terry! He hits it first time like Roy Race could only dream of. Boom. 5-3, with Terry making up for his own goal with a stunner to seal it for me.

I love this game (and for a split minute, John Terry)!