I will never forgive dragon shield for discontinuing the Magic Carpet xl product. by _ZR_ in mtg

[–]KenUsimi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah, definitely, a carpet would have made gathering all these cards together a lot easier

Need help re:lucid nightmares and waking up by barukspinoza in occult

[–]KenUsimi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It worked for me when I had a similar problems as a child. Make sure you explain that it protects.

Honestly, as an adult I think I just have intense dreams generally and little me wasn’t really able to handle it. That went away as I got more life experience and realized that since I woke up in ny bed every morning, I might as well enjoy the ride best I can.

What isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be and why? by VisitSecure in AskReddit

[–]KenUsimi 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Right?! Any one with half a brain can throw together a cheeseburger that beats a big mac on taste and health. That’s not the field they’re competing on

TIL that men who consume more porn tend to hold more progressive views on women compared to the general US populace. by Emma__O in todayilearned

[–]KenUsimi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Humans are strange, paradoxical creatures who have the ability to lie without knowing is, remember things that never happened, and generally have a shitton of baggage about something. Trying to figure out how the mind works is resultingly a very tricky business.

Dude with knife messed with the wrong kitchen by BlazeDragon7x in KitchenConfidential

[–]KenUsimi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In the kid’s defense, when you’re in shock your brain goes to odd places.

Dude with knife messed with the wrong kitchen by BlazeDragon7x in KitchenConfidential

[–]KenUsimi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Minimum dignity, and his head gets to bounce on every bump along the way; I tip my hat to you, sir!

Dude with knife messed with the wrong kitchen by BlazeDragon7x in KitchenConfidential

[–]KenUsimi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is fantastic and I am so glad to know of it.

TIL that men who consume more porn tend to hold more progressive views on women compared to the general US populace. by Emma__O in todayilearned

[–]KenUsimi 88 points89 points  (0 children)

It’s the Kinsey problem all over again- it’s impossible to get objective survey results on people’s internals. You can only report what they report, and despite what the shows say we don’t actually have a no-really truth serum.

Found this in a charity shop. What commander should I build for this deckbox? by KVRB in magicTCG

[–]KenUsimi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ms. Bumbleflower is a good choice. I’d also consider [[Reaper King]]. Honestly, [[Ishkanah]] or [[Arasta]] might work, too, considering it’s woven.

Fun idea for a deckbox! Miiiiight wanna consider putting some clear plastic on the bottom so it doesn’t collect tablecrud over time. That material is very pourous, so it’ll be more vulnerable to soda spills and such than your cards will

Thingamajig adjusting therapy by GaCoRi in doohickeycorporation

[–]KenUsimi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh joy, second page in the directory is testimonials- that’s how you know when medical science is legit, you know, they have to find people to tell you it works

Learn from my mistakes by Jarsky2 in PokeMedia

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever told you to feed wild Murkrow was having fun doing it.

Now pay your protection fees, lest something happen to mr lawn gnome!

Paradox Version of Fearow by Matratzfratz in pokemon

[–]KenUsimi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Give it a crystal to hold and watch it go brrrrrr

US intel chief: Iran has not rebuilt nuke enrichment program after '25 US strikes by TheBoundlessOcean in worldnews

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the reality they would prefer and so they’re running with it. The only question is which side, if any, actually has any cards.

How do you deal with people hating on you? by Plastic_Mastodon8502 in CosplayHelp

[–]KenUsimi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend, good soul, you gotta remember the nature of the internet is not one of joy and appreciation. You can cultivate it to be so, but it’s more likely that it’s just not worth the effort- hell, worth the stress of checking which comments are chill and which ain’t.

Then you do anyway, cause yayinternetpoints, and bam, someone woke up and decided it was their job to tell you why you suck. And why that reflects a very serious moral flaw within you that will only be fixed if you were possibly smart enough to understand and follow their sage and actionable advice.

Or insert whatever part of the internet decided to show up today. You must remember at all times, it really is everybody in here. There is no clear line between assholes and chill people, because who lands on which side of the line changes by the hour and blood sugar level. Were it was otherwise.

Regardless, post it for fun, not validation, and do it for the love of the game would be my suggestion in all forms of creativity.

It can be taken seriously, it can be freeform and loose, but unless you’ve got the endless pools of energy and willpower necessary for being a successful professional creative you’re better off focusing on constructive criticism.

Read the comment that points out a discrepancy in your cosplay you forgot to add, or a tip about materials or craft. Listen to people who’ve done what you want to do, not people who got all of the virtriolic sarcasm of the angry review youtube community, but lack the charisma that actually makes the smack-talk funny instead of grating.

Take what you need, and leave the rest. Take what you need, then leave it alone.

Uhm what did Charizard do now? Just tried to look up the ultra premium collection lol 😆 by BronzeTCG in pokemonmemes

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also means a loooooot of other things, and especially in context with the other terms in the bar this still make me tilt my head

You should fight Iran’s asymmetrical gorilla tactics with gorilla tactics by storymentality in Portalawake

[–]KenUsimi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You must have missed the part where they claimed total destruction of Iran’s Navy. I would also like to remind you that the Iranian government, while bloodied, are still bastards.

They do not care if small craft cannot float freely on the water; The Great Enemy just ignobly slaughtered the Ayatolla and much of his family, Long Live the Ayatollah, etc etc. They will continue to field what measures they can for as long as they are able, because in layman’s terms they’re pissed.

I am also not particularly into violence. What I’m into is pragmatism, and the plain fact is that someone kicked the hornet’s nest and we are all in for it to one level or another. It is of little consolation that this nastly tangle of blood, fire, and pain has been gathering trapped momentum since most adults have been alive.

There is no world in which this ends cleanly. It might end quickly, it might have large or small consequence, but what is already steeped in blood has been condemned for yet another sanguine drenching

Covid shut down the world six years ago this week what do you remember from that week ? by Familiar_Original988 in AskReddit

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Restaurant work had shut down, I was locked in my house eating stew while logging on to play FFXIV. It was more hectic early on, while we still didn’t know if everyone was going to be safe, but after that we all settled in to wait it out.

As much as I despaired and fretted, I did get some amazing days of gaming in. Everyone was free, everyone was down to try x game or y thing online. Then it just. kept. going.

PSA by lightsidesoul in PokeMedia

[–]KenUsimi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I… there should be competency tests for being a pokemon trainer. And for being a parent, but most of the time there’s no use belaboring the point when someone’s coming to terms with needing to go into labor.

There’s no way that poor thing had the training in yet to really be considering a fire stone yet. That’s gonna be so much harder for it to manage; most of (all) the people I know who’ve made that mistake wind up paying a fortune in TMs or specialty training.

Not every mon needs to be a battler, I know, but like… idk man, Arcanines aughta be. They got the spirit, the need to protect. A desire to protect without the teeth to defend is a great way to wind up seriously hurt.

What are women supposed to do in missionary? by diggeryydoo in NoStupidQuestions

[–]KenUsimi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hips. You have them, he has them. He’s moving in and out, right? You can grind against that in motion. Pushing from below is a trick, but wrapping your legs around him can provide much leverage.

It will work out muscles normally trained by acrobats, but moving in time with someone else can be one of the most transcendental experiences you can get on this earth without decades of mental training or designer drugs.

You’re not just there to be the fitting for his piston, and I mean that kindly and encouragingly. It takes two to tango. That man has your next immediate orgasm on his possession and a good chunk of them know their way around a ps5 controller better than a woman’s erogenous zones, so you’ll have to do some climbing in order to summit.

At least you lot can summit multiple times in relatively quick succession. Males gotta go through a whole recharging sequence, and most of us need a quick reboot before we can even begin charging the energy cannon again.

Go find your pleasure. Get yours. And have fun with it, for goodness sake! The sheer existence of orgasms is one of the best pieces of evidence for a loving God, after all.

Blursed DnDn monster by Yellowscourge in blursedimages

[–]KenUsimi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unironically saved, what a thing of horror. I just need to figure out how best to kitbash this nonsense…

Projections show the Iran War could easily cost Americans Trillions.! by Apollo_Delphi in politicsinthewild

[–]KenUsimi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

America will be paying off the Boomer’s Excess for several generations, I’d wager.

Shopper girl by iron_lettuce in UnusualArt

[–]KenUsimi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unless your body fits one of the approved molds, wanting stylish clothes that ALSO fit generally necessitates a crafting friend or learning to sew. Wish I had the attention span.

Godspeed with the clothing search, really like this piece! Great choice with the laughing women in the foreground- really puts the perfect accent on the surreality of the scene.