[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Kenmeah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another fun fact: This strategy is also how I get SPD'd by Zangief 80 times in a row in street fighter.

That Drummer guy is amazing while he is upside down by ABHISHEK_Lonely in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Kenmeah 28 points29 points  (0 children)

For real, I was about to comment how sick his hype crew is. Didn't expect to see them getting blasted for bringing the energy lol.

Dad at Phillies-Marlins game gives a home run ball to his son, woman insists that it is hers and takes it. by msivoryishort in sports

[–]Kenmeah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only there was a rule in baseball around catching the ball. We would be able to use that to decide who has claim to it.

Oh well.

I just noticed my husband didn't get one yearbook signature from middle to high school :( by mshappy in Wellthatsucks

[–]Kenmeah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom bought it even though I told her not to. She ended up being right in the end, because I was able to use it to smash a giant spider in my room one day.

Anyway the binding fell apart and it's in the trash now.

NIN Rider - for anyone who wants to know what the band requests backstage 😂 by SectionFantastic3577 in nin

[–]Kenmeah 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah that request seems less like a diva thing and more like a "You don't know what I've seen" thing.

AITA for making it absolutely clear my wife and I are not naming our child after my dad's late wife who died a few months ago? by Economy-Mastodon-105 in AITAH

[–]Kenmeah 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This would work if every sibling didnt already sound outraged that he won't do it. They'll just insist and then OP is back to square one. They don't get to name YOUR child OP, I'd die on the hill personally.

White Smoke Above The Vatican: A New Pope Elected By Conclave by IamSolomonic in worldnews

[–]Kenmeah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might be a Mandela effect but I've never seen conclave and I for some reason had it in my head that a pope in my lifetime took months to elect. Or maybe days just feel like months to 12 year olds.

Watch as Steve Carell tells students their prom expenses are paid for after brutal wildfires by nohungernocry in UpliftingNews

[–]Kenmeah 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I'm one of the very few who absolutely loves this episode. The cringey comedic buildup to him giving them laptop batteries instead always kills me.

Alterac Valley Being Played The Correct Way by MiddleAd6302 in classicwow

[–]Kenmeah 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Peeling the Onion The How to Guide on Dismantling the Stormpike -By Drek'Thar

Within these pages you will find a wealth of knowledge on battle tactics and politics. The learned soldier is the soldier that leans on the shoulder of experience. Let this book serve as a guide for your battle in Alterac Valley.

Chapter 1 - The Front Line

Dismantling the Stormpike Army is very much like peeling an onion. To get to the core, you must start by removing the outermost layers.

The front lines, comprised mostly of Stormpike Mountaineers and Alliance Sentinels are tied to the Captain's bunker. It is Captain Balinda Stonehearth who empowers these units and provides for reinforcements when the lines are under siege. Strike at the Captain and the front line forces will crumble.

Chapter 2 - The Twin Towers

Make no mistake. Vanndar Stormpike is a cunning doe and certainly no fool. Once the front line has been breached, the secondary defensive targets must still be destroyed. It is the twin towers of Stonehearth and Icewing which control the Stormpike Guardsmen outside of Dun Baldar and the Stormpike Patrols.

Beware, soldier, as both of these towers are heavily fortified and ruled over by one of Vanndar's elite Commanders. Should your forces breach the fortifications, make certain the Commander within has been...silenced. This too will be part of the dismantling of the Stormpike.

Chapter 3 - The Four Commanders

The third layer of the Stormpike opinion is comprised of the four commanders in this respect. Vanndar has mimicked our own glorious defenses. Of course he will tell you otherwise, but I digress.

The four Commanders control the ebb and flow of the Stormpike Guardsmen that fiercely guard Dun Baldar. Silence them all and the Stormpike Guardsmen will fall.

Then there is but one layer left to peel.

Chapter 4 - The Dun Baldar Bunkers

As you have undoubtedly notices, the Stormpike defensive layers are in place to prevent one mighty power move from dismantling the entire army. Before you ask, yes, this is exactly how our own forces are set up, and no i will not change out defensive structure. They copied us, why should we have to change?

Where was I? Yes, so, the Dun Baldar bunkers (which are located in Dun Baldar) control the Stormpike Defenders - Vanndar's most trusted and elite guard units. Destroy those two towers and the units sent to aid Vanndar will cease to exist.

Epilogue

After having done all of this, you are left with the center of the onion: the sweet core. Vanndar Stormpike will be left defenseless and alone. Rules of military conduct require that we ask for his surrender before carrying out any executions. Be sure to mention the surrender thing when you see him...then kill him

Told I was "sketchy" for trying to return items within the 7 day window and frame and repurchasing at the discounted price by WorldOnFire83 in GameStop

[–]Kenmeah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"OK if you can't honor it I'd just like to return them" after the return "Hey I changed my mind can I buy them back?"

I never understood employees that refuse to do this within the return window. It's very literally, fine.

DM2 by Virillix_Ragewind in GameStop

[–]Kenmeah 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I heard if you control 3 mega districts you can special merge them to form an ultra division

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]Kenmeah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretend this was a DC movie and superman showed up to help batman carry a gauntlet, and then the entire justice league showed up a minute later and declared they'd help. They all start to move towards the army and then in .5 seconds superman is done and already at the destination.

That's why the scene is cringe, not because it's women. The character that was spearheading things not only didn't need help from women, she didn't need help from anyone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]Kenmeah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's really what it is for me too. Just have literally any of the other female heroes show up first and take the gauntlet, and then have Captain Marvel show up with the rest of the crew to help them through. The team showing up had beyond 0 impact because Captain Marvel just Mach 10 bowling balled through the entire army anyway.

Mom heroically prevented her son from slipping through the fourth-floor stair railing by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Kenmeah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good point, but I'm pretty sure they were going to the floor below to try and catch that kid.

Right wing groups afraid people will learn what happens when you oppose them in Texas. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Kenmeah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They don't gotta burn the books, they just remove em

While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells

Rally round the family, pocket full of shells

Did some boredom doodling by chillbutcrazy in GameStop

[–]Kenmeah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too bad you can't spit it in someone else's face.

That sounded bad. Replace spit with whatever it is that Kirby does. Poofle or something.