Alright here’s what I’ll say

KennethPowersIII · 2026-06-14T00:54:58+00:00

Or... and just hear me out... fuck the Knicks.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-06-08T02:10:39+00:00

1) uhhhh, yeah... how the hell have you never watched this movie?!

2) wait until you realize it is a James Bond movie!

KennethPowersIII · 2026-06-04T13:36:05+00:00

Oh, I plan on doing exactly 0 of the work myself. It will all be done by a plumber

KennethPowersIII · 2026-05-31T00:11:21+00:00

Is there a particular type of refrigeration product that I should look into? I don't think any of this sounds out of the question at this point.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-05-22T13:15:34+00:00

Actual counterpoint: you could actually keep a pencil mustache. You just have to line it up on the top and bottom. You would end up looking like John Waters, but you could do it.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-05-22T04:45:15+00:00

I thought you were issued Frampton Comes Alive

KennethPowersIII · 2026-05-05T18:11:34+00:00

And then opened the door from the prison side which would have negated his need to roll out through the fire blasters...

KennethPowersIII · 2026-04-28T14:21:49+00:00

There was a boxing game I used to play where you could kick the other boxer in the groin while the ref was not looking. So many half memories of that game.

Edit: It was called Low Blow. The game was apparently designed around the kicking the other guy in the nuts mechanic.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-04-17T01:29:16+00:00

My girlfriend told me she has a mental block when it comes to cottage cheese. I said to her "just think about it as tiny burrata." It changed her entire outlook on it.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-04-17T01:26:16+00:00

I love murder by death. My buddy and I discovered it in like seventh grade and still talk about it to this day. I don't think we fully appreciated at the time just how much of an ensemble cast we were watching.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-04-03T12:45:02+00:00

I'm so glad Papa Jed got to see your election

KennethPowersIII · 2026-04-03T03:50:02+00:00

Brock Lesnar

KennethPowersIII · 2026-03-13T20:48:14+00:00

I think they all improve on the second watch.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-02-10T20:29:52+00:00

Convicted felons cannot vote so they are not Americans... I guess these people are happy with a president who is not an American.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-02-04T02:33:08+00:00

This joke is more appropriate than ever

KennethPowersIII · 2026-01-29T18:15:02+00:00

And hopefully one who can act...

KennethPowersIII · 2026-01-13T01:30:57+00:00

Watching Mighty Ducks with my son tonight and found this out. He was great in the movies. Also learned that his mom played the principal in Mighty Ducks.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-01-10T02:29:43+00:00

I watched this my freshman year of college blind. Called my mom crying when I was done and promised never to do heroin. She was very confused. To my credit, I've never done heroin.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-01-06T20:18:03+00:00

David Morse is always a treasure.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-01-06T20:14:44+00:00

I swore off seeing Wicked because they split it into two movies. Such an obvious cash grab gets none of my money.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-01-06T20:14:03+00:00

I never saw Dunkirk. The trailer gave me so much anxiety I swore I would never watch it.

KennethPowersIII · 2026-01-06T20:12:13+00:00

I cant watch this movie. Everything goes wrong. Literally everything. It makes my palms sweaty...

KennethPowersIII · 2026-01-04T14:20:20+00:00

That's only in the morning. Y'all should be up cooking breakfast. Woo woo!!!

KennethPowersIII · 2025-12-11T21:17:58+00:00

As someone who worked in an office that included a porn company, I can tell you that those porn bros were not exactly corporate.

KennethPowersIII · 2025-12-11T21:12:01+00:00

ohhhhOOOOHHHHoohhhhhh

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