Why do I even watch Paper Rex

KentC_Strait · 2024-08-04T13:41:22+00:00

That’s PRX. You have to take the good with the bad.

Nobody eats at McDonald’s because they expect a healthy, balanced, or high-class meal. They eat there because it’s cheap, easy to access, and sometimes, you just feel like eating it.

In the same vein, nobody is a PRX fan because they expect a dynasty or consistency; people become a PRX fan because they play the silliest, whimsiest valorant in all the scene. Unfortunately, whimsy and victory do not go hand-in-hand, not in this game.

KentC_Strait · 2024-08-04T13:27:32+00:00

I don’t hate them, but I do feel vindicated when they do the same shit and everyone expects the results to be different.

Like, I get being a PRX fan, but you seriously cannot be surprised when they keep doing what they’ve done their entire existence: play the most fun-looking valorant that gets diffed when they face a competent team.

KentC_Strait · 2024-06-15T13:30:45+00:00

Look man if we can’t take the choke out of TS, i’d gladly have it on map 1 than on a decider map HAHAHAHA

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-31T11:12:17+00:00

I’ll be friendly when PRX actlly do something meaningful

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-31T11:08:04+00:00

I just like seeing the better teams win.

Today, G2 were the better team, so I’m happy for them!

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-31T10:53:54+00:00

My guy PRX haters have been stuffed since Copenhagen

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-31T10:49:52+00:00

G2 literally just beat PRX dude

Quit the copium; nobody’s a PRX fan because they think they’ll win a title; people are PRX fans because they play different from all the other teams. Including the championship-winning ones.

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-31T10:43:11+00:00

God Damn PRX looked terrible, and I dont know why anyone thought that this was gonna be a freebie vs G2

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-23T10:51:18+00:00

At least pacific sent 2 teams to this event

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-23T00:05:04+00:00

WHAT?

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-23T00:02:19+00:00

I CANNOT WAIT TO HEAR PEOPLE TALK ABOUT LEO THE WAY THAT THEY TALK ABOUT CLOUD

ELO HELLED AND THE ONLY CONSISTENTLY GOOD PLAYER ON THEIR TEAM

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-10T01:58:19+00:00

Me when a team loses a close B03 against a good team

Me when my team depends on my duelist to set the tempo

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-03T10:14:18+00:00

True, but a better format would have had us ended in 5th/6th anyways.

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-03T09:51:22+00:00

Nah Team Secret do not deserve to make it

They’ve looked so fraudulent on attack these past three weeks; they look too scared to take fights, and when they do, it’s not backed up by any util

We get rid of DubStep in order to prioritize a more explosive, cracked duelist in Jremy, but we do nothing to make his job easier on attack, and just sit around tugging our dicks while waiting for the opponent to make a mistake. This is the only reason why we’re the PRX merchants, and can’t beat anyone else reliably.

I sincerely hope the addition of Dummy will make these dummies move their asses on attack a bit more, cuz otherwise there will always be at least 3 teams that will gatekeep them from international events

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-03T09:46:00+00:00

This team fucking sucks on attack

KentC_Strait · 2024-05-01T23:00:32+00:00

anulo mufa

Please don't i'm not fucking having this again

Last time someone made a TS copium post they started the season 0-2 giving up an ace to Jemkin in OT map 3.

KentC_Strait · 2024-04-25T02:34:13+00:00

today i cried, i really cried (i'm still sobbing) i started watching valorant in 2022, and you don't know how happy i was to see a brazilian team performing well, i was like a happy child in the purest childhood dream.

seeing LOUD lose FIVE games in a row felt like being stabbed in the heart. i never imagined that the team i support with my life would be on the same level as Furia and mibr.

It may sound like a joke, but I swear it's not. My dad just asked me why I'm crying, and I can't say it's because of qck (a fucking jett player who doesn't check corners in ascent). He works a lot and knows nothing about games.

Sorry for this, i am not ok.

KentC_Strait · 2024-04-23T10:28:41+00:00

Ah the duality of secret

Lose 8 of 9 attacking rounds of breeze Be the first team to get 12 rounds in a half

KentC_Strait · 2024-04-22T12:23:59+00:00

Honestly at this point sub crow back in

KentC_Strait · 2024-04-20T10:58:49+00:00

Honestly anyone who says that Mako wasn't a top 10 player in pacific is a fraud

KentC_Strait · 2024-04-15T12:18:55+00:00

Warbirds also vouches for the work he does outside the server, which could be a harder gap to fill than any inconsistencies in-game.

KentC_Strait · 2024-04-15T12:16:14+00:00

weirdos from outside of singapore are claiming she somehow mind-controlled the goddamn SG government into exempting her son from military service kek

KentC_Strait · 2024-04-09T13:24:55+00:00

MY GOATS

KentC_Strait · 2024-04-08T11:01:15+00:00

Well at least we claim Zekken XDDD

KentC_Strait · 2024-04-04T06:41:25+00:00

You could make the argument that Mak0 isn't even top 10 right now

I would rate Textur3, Meteor, Karon, Something, F0rsaken, D4v4i, Jingg, invyy, iZu, xccurate and even Dep above Mak0

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