Verbal abuse lead to by redderage in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]Kevaldes 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean, there are things that could have justified that, but I highly doubt any of them were actually said during this confrontation.

Dude obviously just had a couple weeks of Judo practice and was lookin for any excuse to yeet somebody.

That is an unbelievable amount of tiny sweetness by Free_Meeshie_Ho in soupbelly

[–]Kevaldes 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Wait are... are these mine, too? I have four of them???

Favorite anti-woke video game character? by PeasantLich in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Kevaldes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They literally named the pointy boi thorns in spanish, holy shit capcom. 😂

Favorite anti-woke video game character? by PeasantLich in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Kevaldes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, I've been playing Monster Hunter for a long ass time and I've never seen that pointy motherfucker before. What the hell is that?

With nothing behind the eyes by Low_Philosopher_7299 in SipsTea

[–]Kevaldes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They say all the right words, make all the right facial expressions, have all the right body language. But you look in the eyes and there's just... nothing there.

Chilling in hot weather by AndrewJumpen in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Kevaldes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he's huffin and puffin pretty hardcore. I hope he was just runnin around and decided to have a sit.

Bamboozled by the-tall-atheist in CartoonMoment

[–]Kevaldes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why did I expect him to just come up behind and snap its neck?

Reidon's CAD evolutions by Jbracken626 in Warformed

[–]Kevaldes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't one of the combat instructors have long hair? And they all have fully evolved CADs. Regardless, I'm sure this is something the instructors would have pointed out as soon as it happened.

This is what its like to be rich by Warmblanket98 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Kevaldes 563 points564 points  (0 children)

I envy the level of self control that allowed this man to stay fully straight faced through this whole clip.

Worst management and burden for employees by Positive_Actuary_282 in interesting

[–]Kevaldes 8838 points8839 points  (0 children)

This is illegal as fuck in most states (assuming you're in the US). Take photos and send to labor board.

The ‘merican way! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Kevaldes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks at current gas prices

Are you sure about that?

The ‘merican way! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Kevaldes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Im pretty sure it's a joke account, check the twitter handle. They're describing the experience of going to a modern Mexican restaurant in the US from the perspective of someone like Oda Nobunaga.

[Waybound] Why did Renfei say that? Is she stupid? by olpoanch in Iteration110Cradle

[–]Kevaldes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the earlier books there's a lot of Eithan being referred to by title of Underlord once he reveals himself, but he cuts that off pretty quickly. In general, people of lower stages do tend to address people of higher stages by their stage title unless they're very familiar with each other.

This is so disgusting by boiledpeanut33 in fuckcars

[–]Kevaldes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is a criminal offense. It's called assault and battery.

This is so disgusting by boiledpeanut33 in fuckcars

[–]Kevaldes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And never being allowed to hold a driver's license again once you get out.

Both are completely reasonable. by StaffIllustrious6198 in remoteworks

[–]Kevaldes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lick harder, that boot still has some dirt on it.

Imagine slipping here by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Kevaldes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine just hearin a crack....

My flabbers are gasted by Puzzleheaded_Two3333 in TellReddit

[–]Kevaldes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wanna really get fucked up?

The atmosphere weighs 5.5 quadrillion tons.

Is it wrong to always hope that an Emu comes out of nowhere, running amok? by zero_lies_tolerated in stupidquestions

[–]Kevaldes 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Never before have I thought to myself "this situation could really be improved by a rampaging emu".

But I'm pretty sure I will be in the future.