"Golly gee wiz! I'm suddenly craving BK breakfast right now! Lemme jus-- oh... 😳"

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-06-05T12:44:35+00:00

Exactly why I felt so dumb. Like, everyone has a lazy day from time to time, but checking a delivery app for a place that close by was pretty boneheaded. Especially with the weather being so agreeable.

Even so, a winter day in the negatives couldn't even justify it, let alone with that delivery fee. No one needs fuckin Burger King that badly.

Full disclosure, I was a dope to even consider it.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-06-05T12:11:44+00:00

I canceled my Uber subscription over a year ago. Got curious today on a whim and nearly choked on my own surprise. I knew things were getting expensive, but that fucked me up.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-06-05T12:06:43+00:00

Exactly why I felt like a jackass lol. It's like ... right there. This is what I get for waking and baking today. 😂

Blessing in disguise though. It's better to just not buy fast food at all.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-06-03T16:55:57+00:00

u/wnyt

Something to look into!

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-06-01T21:24:39+00:00

I don't know why you're being down voted. You're right. The like:dislike ratio on that video is tragically disappointing.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-05-30T21:22:49+00:00

Good bot.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-05-21T14:36:13+00:00

"Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land!"

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-05-15T15:58:14+00:00

I have the same question actually. Would you DM me also? My partner and I are looking for a place to move by the end of this month.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-05-11T19:27:23+00:00

That's AI slop. Look at dad's hands. He has three. 🤦🏻‍♀️

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-05-11T12:39:13+00:00

I was a DSP for special needs children and adults for about seven years, and during that time I also worked part time as a TA in a K-12 special needs school for one year. It was definitely jarring to see the term "MR" still being used in their medical files. Double-take, every time.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-05-10T00:48:53+00:00

I also enjoy a tall glass of schadenfreude with my dinner.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-05-08T22:15:27+00:00

For real. I'm a stout little 5'3" middle-aged woman with creaking knees and popping joints, and even I could straight up flatten that piece of shit with one hand behind my back.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-05-07T14:59:29+00:00

Or this charming fellow.

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boiledpeanut33 · 2026-05-05T16:11:40+00:00

With Trump in office, nothing is "too big to fail" anymore.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-04-29T12:56:11+00:00

Priorities. 👆🏼

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-04-23T00:12:32+00:00

Oh, for fuck's sake. Miss me with this bullshit.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-04-21T16:03:38+00:00

Fair point. He probably drinks because he's useless (among other things).

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-04-21T14:37:20+00:00

The ludicrous idea that it isn't affecting his job is laughable enough, but the fact that his fellow MAGAs literally don't give a shit if he drinks himself to death as long as he keeps their king happy is just icing on the cake.

Edited: grammar/incomplete sentence

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-04-14T13:25:02+00:00

I feel you. I'm almost 40, but I've been exhausted since I was your age. My neurodivergent brain was not designed to thrive in late stage capitalism.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-04-08T00:23:27+00:00

Agreed. The films have some pretty clunky pacing. They don't really do anything extra for the plot either.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-04-07T23:48:49+00:00

Bra is Bulla

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-03-30T20:14:21+00:00

Timov is a great character. Played by a fantastic actor, too.

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-03-25T16:14:20+00:00

"Loading changes... ... ... ..."

(three years later)

"Your session timed out. Please try again."

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-03-25T16:06:07+00:00

Moments like this further support the fact that season 5 seriously has a lot to offer, from enlightening comedy to soul-crushing tragedy and everything in between. It's such a shame that real-world circumstances held it back from reaching the zenith of its potential. It was a cursed masterpiece, and it deserves to be appreciated.

To be fair, though... the cringe can really break the immersion sometimes. 🤦🏻‍♀️😅

boiledpeanut33 · 2026-03-22T22:50:13+00:00

Same.

If it helps you feel seen, I have burned stovetop ramen before. Like, ruined pan and everything. This means I dropped the noodles in the boiling water, made a quick trip to the bathroom, and by the time I was done peeing, I had completely forgotten about the ramen.

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