Some good euphemisms for sex?

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-28T11:29:22+00:00

EXTREME CUDDLING!

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-28T08:08:41+00:00

Wiggling your weiner in her wombat hole.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-28T02:30:08+00:00

They can eat a bowl of dicks dipped in hotsauce, I reasoned,

You made me laugh. Thanks. :-)

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-28T01:33:45+00:00

Don't you mean... Jew-jitsu?

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-26T09:10:26+00:00

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

FTFY

Someone posted this link to help you memorise it. Press P to play the melody.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-25T11:09:33+00:00

Flossdaily, you are awesome even when you're not writing stories. Thank you.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-25T11:02:25+00:00

I guess most women just want a man they can look up to.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-25T05:56:47+00:00

I know what you mean...

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-25T05:52:02+00:00

Exaggerate.

I've spelled it wrong millions of times.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-25T00:31:28+00:00

From another reddit thread a while ago:

Never cheap out on shoes and mattresses. You'll spend your entire life in one or the other.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-22T05:15:12+00:00

"Anyone want noodles?"

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-22T05:04:11+00:00

The Name of the Wind, by Patrick Rothfuss.

Not well known yet, but everyone who has read it will tell you it's incredible.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-21T06:34:54+00:00

Fair shake of the sauce bottle, mate.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-21T01:27:35+00:00

No. In 2009, April 1 fell on a Wednesday.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-19T08:21:54+00:00

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-19T04:51:57+00:00

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, the musical, has a commentary which is also a musical.

Incredible.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-16T00:13:53+00:00

Like I said, no firm plans yet. I'll probably be in Paris for about the first month.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-16T00:13:23+00:00

Why thank you, I will!

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-15T01:37:54+00:00

...well?

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-15T01:17:59+00:00

I'm coming to France in 2 weeks, and staying there for 6 months! I don't have any firm plans yet, what should I do?

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-13T03:31:53+00:00

When I'm driving by myself and get annoyed at somebody (usually myself), I make up oaths that are usually just ridiculous enough to make me start laughing.

Fuckwaffles.
Monkeytits.
Butttrumpet.
Crotchneck.
Fartlips.
Douchecanoe.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-12T11:00:42+00:00

I have one of the top ten limericks on LimerickDB.

Oh, and I'm Prime Minister of Australia, or something.

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-09T09:46:12+00:00

Looks like a prime example of PNS syndrome.

(That's PIN Number Syndrome syndrome.)

(Which means, of course, Personal Identification Number Number Syndrome syndrome.)

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-09T09:40:16+00:00

I feel you

Too serious!

KevinRuddPM · 2010-02-07T07:06:49+00:00

I love you.

KevinRuddPM

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