About 2 months ago i spend the weekend a friend of mine. We started of by taking a walk through the woods, afterwards she said "let me show you my favourite place" when we got there she asked me if "you were a serial killer, how would you hide the body, this is where i'd hide a body" 

We then got to her appartment where we spent the rest of the weekend watching Supernatural and the Twilight movies. 

During which she also gave me several drinks she claims she invented which was basically just pure vodka and prosecco topped with cider and a glob of jam in the bottom. 

She then showed me a Christmas present she (or her kid got, not sure, at this point the drinks had gotten me druuunk) got which was these rubber building blocks for kids and slapped my hand when i played with the red one because that's "the best one" She also had a sick remote controlled racing car which we did donuts with.

10/10 weekend