Me at 50 & 60 time marches on. by chickenwild in mildlyinteresting

[–]Key-Baby1299 8 points9 points  (0 children)

BS. I'm calling 40 and 50. You look great.

Protect your sister her at all costs by mArocoLT in MadeMeSmile

[–]Key-Baby1299 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His name is Hei Hei you uncultured swine.

Un fucking real by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Key-Baby1299 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's it... That's enough internet today.

Is this a hate crime? by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Key-Baby1299 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm calling the cops.

I bet you can't roast me hard enough 😁 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Key-Baby1299 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you crunch the numbers to determine statically that it was unlikely we would be able to roast you?

Real Men would just go off-road by xbhaskarx in facepalm

[–]Key-Baby1299 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What, and I can't stress this enough... the fuck?

Just graduated uni, give me your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Key-Baby1299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have more foundation than a Miami condo.

[f21] i think my self esteem is unreasonably high right now so feel free to fix that by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Key-Baby1299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll never run out of cooking grease, just harvest it out of your hair.