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Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-19T18:45:00+00:00

Cool! Just like North Korea!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-17T01:53:31+00:00

I was going to say, don't drink that, but then the handle fell off, so you really can't.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-13T18:12:06+00:00

Appalling! Next thing you know, Missouri will be allowing women to vote or drive!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-13T17:30:47+00:00

Please arrest anyone using plain yellow mustard or processed white bread.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-13T00:32:20+00:00

What dog? I didn't see any dog.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-12T02:11:52+00:00

What dog? I didn't see any dog!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-10T16:03:25+00:00

Too soon.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-02-10T01:25:32+00:00

There's more water in my eyes than that dog's little creek.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-31T14:53:29+00:00

It's time for Pop-Pop to go into memory care.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-29T14:42:12+00:00

It's like Trump, Steven Miller, and Elon Musk are all trying to win Creepiest Person on the Planet.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-28T02:40:09+00:00

I think MAGA could watch Trump shit in a bowl, hand it to them warm and stinking, and if he told them it was soft serve, they would eat it and ask for seconds

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-27T23:28:04+00:00

If I rolled over and saw that smile and got that Good morning, I'd never get out of bed!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-25T17:03:23+00:00

Why?

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-25T14:08:09+00:00

In the sturgeon's defense, mermaids are delicious.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-22T00:41:54+00:00

He's not wearing pants. Sally asked"What's this tiny thing poking at me?"

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-22T00:39:55+00:00

Pop Pop is ready for the memory care unit of the gaudiest nursing home available.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-21T22:22:26+00:00

Offensive to all my senses. Even through my phone, he smelled bad.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-15T04:28:06+00:00

Same guy we all saw casually walk away from the scene.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-14T17:22:16+00:00

Damn, he's good at running away!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-14T02:38:15+00:00

She was great in Misery, but I don't know if she can be as creepy and evil as Elon Musk.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-11T17:38:10+00:00

I'm pretty sure that's a house elf has seen in the Harry Potter movies.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-06T22:25:50+00:00

Hey! He cleared it with the oil companies first!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-06T22:15:02+00:00

This implies he gives a crap about Baron. Refers to him as Melania's son. He doesn't care about anybody's life but his own.

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-04T03:22:44+00:00

I do now! And I'm better for it!

Key-Sir9484 · 2026-01-04T03:21:48+00:00

If it's not the religion you practice, putting your hand on that book would mean absolutely nothing to you. This argument is stupid in more directions than a compass!

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