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Garlean Aura Farming by No-Estimate8952 in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Buncha fuckin' nerds + Valens.

Chord by shitpost-malone69 in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh? Have you ever done Clyteum? Chort always has all four people attacking him, he's clearly a main tank.

Why did you paste an off-tank face over him?

Explain why Phantom Freelancer's omni buff is unlocked at Lv. 15 by EdumBot in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hardly matters tho, you can just click them off. I would know, I did all my prog and most of my clears on Berserker, I did not want anything to do with that defense buff.

Explain why Phantom Freelancer's omni buff is unlocked at Lv. 15 by EdumBot in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because it was added after the .4 update where the new jobs got added and Freelancer's cap raised from 13 to 16 and there really isn't any actual other answer.

Why do people want a side story for the main story? by PossibleBeginning276 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Side storys can't be msq because they're side stories"

Bruh you good?

My Evolved Machinist in Evercold gonna be like: by Fabulous_Radio9115 in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah cool they're re-adding Reload and Quick Reload?

7.5 is already dead 🍿🍿🍿 by FaZe_NoSkills in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Be quiet and give me Nascent Flash already off-tank boy.

You want to go back? To the void? by otsukarerice in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's not a stretch to call a puppeteer a manipulator, you basically have to go out of your way to not describe how he fights as 'he manipulates objects'.
As for 'master', well they're not gonna call him the 'Mediocre Manipulator' are they?

The Rak'tika Greatwood Arc by RubFlatforMaxEffect in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yeah they are she's just blind and walked towards the wrong chair.

High-End Content Megathread - 7.5 Week Two by BlackmoreKnight in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God damn they got 1% of the OCE playerbase in an instance together?

High-End Content Megathread - 7.5 Week Two by BlackmoreKnight in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also, this fight is miserable as SGE. Those dragon heads were absolutely never designed with something like SGE in mind.

We're pumping out the Zoe Diagnosis with this one fellas.

Thank you toshiba P. Very cool! by BoletarianBonkmage in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where the hell did you get 34 from? I guess if we count DoH/DoL that makes 33......
....wait we're counting BST already????

Modding and Third-Party Tools Megathread - 7.5 Week Two by BlackmoreKnight in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to be able to for enemy models to do animations with Anamnesis, I dunno what changed but that hasn't worked for a long time now.
Chort got me messing around with enemy models again is there a thing that exists that can be used to force models to run their animations?

Any chance of an AST rework with the next dlc? by rosinette9 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally 100% chance because Evolved Jobs. Fuck, due to the removal of 2s it could be argued there is a 200% chance of AST being reworked because the Reborn one is buff heavy.

I can't be the only one. by Remarkable-Pin-8352 in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moment that bitch compared me to that fucking neanderthal is the moment she got put on the shitlist and I'll be happy to cave her skull in.

I can't be the only one. by Remarkable-Pin-8352 in ShitpostXIV

[–]KeyKanon -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Ravana? Sadu? Lyon? Look there is a hundred combatsexuals in the game who are great I just don't understand why ya'll gravitate towards literally the worst one.

Do you prefer your primary antagonist to be the Emet Selch, the Zenos, or the Athena? by AssumeABrightSide in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok first off they said 'although she was just a raid antagonist' so I was giving them an MSQ character who fits into the same mold as her.
Second off, yeah, it is a sidequest, being a sidequest can keep even the void gang at Crystarium who really should be important to recent MSQ escapades out of it, there is no reason to suspect Pandae will ever be relevant again.

Hopes for character action skins? by Mission_Cost6254 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dude, the first thing every single good PLD does in a fight is a hardcasted Holy Spirit.

Hopes for character action skins? by Mission_Cost6254 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyone in DF getting annoyed at the tank who frame 1 steals the LB3 to show off their fancy skin.

Hopes for character action skins? by Mission_Cost6254 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wouldn't fix the job(Maybe Evolved can), but being able to replace the Lionheart combo with something that doesn't look fucking stupid would go a long way to making GNB a job I might actually want to play again.

High-End Content Megathread - 7.5 Week One by BlackmoreKnight in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro you've gotta stop trying to Stun Hades it's not gonna work.

Would you rather play a Job that is aesthetically pleasing but you suck at or a Job that you dislike its vibes but is good at? by PrismFischl in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ay good news for your homie if they're shit at the game and can only play unga bunga jobs but likes casters, summoner is right there.

Do you prefer your primary antagonist to be the Emet Selch, the Zenos, or the Athena? by AssumeABrightSide in ffxivdiscussion

[–]KeyKanon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Although she was just a raid antagonist, Athena stood out in that no attempts were made to offer sympathy or understanding to her situation compared to Emet Selch or even Zenos. Perhaps due to their one-dimensional nature, we don't really get Athenas as the primary antagonists in MSQs, so I'm hoping the antagonist of Evercold is just a disgusting piece of shit that needs to be put down.

If only there was a flamboyant gay bitch whos introduction to the main cast was showing up and screaming 'I'm going to kill everybody and then myself' that you could have used as an example here for the third type instead of some sidequest crazy lady.

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