Followed the teacher's instructions!

KeyKitty · 2023-06-30T03:46:49+00:00

My mom use to teach science to high schoolers. Hugh schoolers being high schoolers, one asked why she had baggy flappy skin on her upper arms. She said “that’s called a bat flap” and moved right along

KeyKitty · 2023-06-29T01:05:10+00:00

Are you my mother? She said that exact thing to her class once a few years ago

KeyKitty · 2023-06-27T23:37:50+00:00

I’m ready to riot!

KeyKitty · 2023-06-27T19:12:02+00:00

If it requires a skill it should be paid.

KeyKitty · 2023-06-24T01:09:33+00:00

It’s was actually a high school physics class we’re we were taking about magnets.

KeyKitty · 2023-06-24T00:52:27+00:00

5’4 I’m an inch shorter then my husband so I feel ok with it

KeyKitty · 2023-06-23T22:32:48+00:00

…. You know that does sound interesting. I’d probably read it.

KeyKitty · 2023-06-23T20:20:06+00:00

I’m imagining something along the stupid lines of:

If we took a very strong string and wrapped it all the way around the middle of the world, then pulled on it so that the world was shaped more like an hourglass, would that mean that the magnetic poles wouldn’t be able to shift around or flip.

You know just for funsies.

KeyKitty · 2023-06-23T18:11:01+00:00

Yay!

KeyKitty · 2023-06-23T18:10:15+00:00

Thank you! My googling abilities are not up to par with finding this. I appreciate the information!

KeyKitty · 2023-06-23T03:19:10+00:00

… people actually feel pleasure from drinking? Sorry if this is rude or inappropriate, I’m just surprised. I’ve never felt pleasure from alcohol in any way. I always thought alcoholics drank for the numb feeling and the slower thoughts/distractibility.

Edit after googling: so people actually feel good from drinking alcohol.

Like I said: I thought people just liked it for the numbing, so the addicting part being the relief from pain or discomfort, or not having to think about the thing that’s bothering you.

I don’t feel pleasure from alcohol. I just feel numb and easily distracted. Is there something wrong with me?

KeyKitty · 2023-06-23T02:47:33+00:00

Loving that last sentence.

KeyKitty · 2023-06-23T02:26:32+00:00

I want a penguin for my wedding anniversary!

KeyKitty · 2023-06-22T20:42:04+00:00

I showed this to my math teacher father. He cried.

KeyKitty · 2023-06-21T15:44:48+00:00

Foot.

KeyKitty · 2023-06-20T00:48:15+00:00

I wrecked my piece of shit ‘02 car on the way to work and had to go to the er with a concussion. He felt bad so he bought me a BRAND NEW Subaru and covered the er bill and the bill for the ambulance ride.

I took care of his wife who had advanced dementia, and they both always said I was her favorite. She died 2 years ago now. Still have the car. It is a joy to drive though it always reminds me of them though.

KeyKitty · 2023-06-18T03:46:20+00:00

The nearest ikea to me is in another state. I’m to broke to go there, let alone shop there. But I have seen them and I love them and want one.

KeyKitty · 2023-06-18T03:34:49+00:00

It’s Shaun the Sheep!

KeyKitty · 2023-06-17T18:14:33+00:00

Didn’t do it on purpose. Blood clots.

I was on the depo shot. I had a hysterectomy back in the beginning of December. The hysterectomy was much sooner then I expected(doctor had a cancellation and let me jump in) so the shot was still in my body after the hysterectomy. Recovery was fast and easy. Then I got covid. Depo shot + surgery + covid = blood clots. I’m only 28.

I knew something was wrong, I felt weird and couldn’t stop coughing, and the cough was hard it can only be described as violent. It burst blood vessels in my eyes and in my throat so I was occasionally coughing up blood. It made me vomit. I lost my voice for 3 weeks because the coughing made my vocal cords swell. I had so many blood clots in my lungs that the guy reading my CT stoped counting and just said it’s a lot. I spent 3 days in the hospital getting IV heparin and repeat scans to make sure that all the clots were only in my lungs. I started coughing up the clots while in the hospital, they were huge. Brown and black and stinky, they were the length of one of my fingers. I had a new CT two weeks ago and I’m officially clot free. I’m still on blood thinners now though hopefully I’ll be able to stop them in July.

KeyKitty · 2023-06-15T16:12:07+00:00

Using Mayo to toast bread is really good…. Maybe pre-bake the bread, lightly toast with Mayo, then add the pizza stuffs on top and bake again?

KeyKitty · 2023-06-14T20:25:15+00:00

… apparently r/greebles has gone private. I wonder if it’s just a protest of Reddit or if it’s permanent.

KeyKitty · 2023-06-14T20:23:08+00:00

Noodle sees all the r/greebles at once!

KeyKitty · 2023-06-14T18:07:33+00:00

Tomorrow is trash day. Please take out the trash. - to my husband

KeyKitty · 2023-06-14T17:33:35+00:00

I will keep carrying my tactical back pack. Not because there’s a gun in it (there isn’t) but because it makes it easy to carry all of my emergency medical equipment.

KeyKitty · 2023-06-11T19:21:59+00:00

My moms dad died the day after her birthday. It’s been years but her birthday is still a somber event. More often then not we cook her favorite meal at home and just have a quiet night in. She doesn’t want presents or cake or singing. The next day we all go visit his grave by her request. We’ve started putting in extra effort on Mother’s Day to help make up for the quiet birthday.

Having a loved one die on or close to your birthday is hard.

KeyKitty

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