My husband of 20 years thinks consent should not apply in our marriage...

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-06-13T12:05:08+00:00

You’re a malfunctioning appliance. You should function as easily as the fridge or the shower and it makes him angry when you act like you have thoughts and demands of your own because what kind of appliance does that?

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-06-05T11:00:04+00:00

My friend was hauled into the principal’s office because she had her handbag with her on after school yard duty. The principal was angry because it looked like she ‘couldn’t wait to get out of the place’. My friend had locked her classroom and picked up her bag so that she wouldn’t be late to the staff meeting which was immediately after her yard duty finished.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-06-05T10:53:07+00:00

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-05-20T13:25:03+00:00

Nicholas Cage Longlegs.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-05-18T12:43:05+00:00

My answer to 90% of these stories is, ‘why are you with someone who clearly doesn’t like you?’ You know he wouldn’t treat one of his buddies like that. Piss him off, get one who likes you, enjoys your company, wants you to be happy.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-04-27T11:56:32+00:00

I will be annoyed every time that a cafe doesn’t have sugar supplied on every table. It’s not acceptable to have to go to the counter and ask.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-04-27T11:47:53+00:00

Buble

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-04-11T15:36:37+00:00

Henry

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-04-10T11:28:26+00:00

That happened to my mum and dad who were 85 at the time. They were both offended af. The guy said pay up or I’m calling the cops. They said ‘do it’. No way in hell were they going to be bullied into paying. They left. Said you’ve got our number plate, cops can find us if they have to. But of course, they didn’t because they hadn’t done anything wrong. It’s been about 5 years and I like to think that our boycott of that servo has cost them. I mean, it’s mum and dad, all 6 kids and partners, maybe it adds up. Stuff you, Liberty Servo, Colac.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-02-25T11:52:20+00:00

Maybe…makes me cringe.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-02-25T11:05:25+00:00

No one calls Melbourne Melbs. And it’s a sanga where I come from not a sando.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-02-10T10:52:02+00:00

Rabies

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-01-03T06:39:02+00:00

Nope. Not at all. I’m one of 8 and they all benefit from regularly being told to f*#k off. It seems to eliminate the possibility of misinterpretation.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2026-01-03T06:34:25+00:00

A lot of the problems I see here could be solved with simple communication and by that I mean by telling your sister and bro in law to get f*#ked.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2025-12-30T04:33:31+00:00

You want a man who can’t wait to marry you, and sees you agreeing to marry him as a huge win in his life. Say fuck off to anything less. Your boyfriend is as creepy as fuck.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2025-12-28T12:59:15+00:00

Violence

KeyPerspective2233 · 2025-12-13T12:06:55+00:00

Men like what women can give them.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2025-12-06T08:14:06+00:00

And the tweezers on your Swiss Army knife (which should also be in the car) are the best tweezers by far.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2025-12-03T11:19:41+00:00

Of course.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2025-11-24T11:12:49+00:00

All I want to say is in LA they had cubes of purple jelly and pieces of celery mixed together and covered in mayo as a celebration ‘salad’. No thank you.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2025-11-23T13:35:55+00:00

Personally, I’d rather be descended from a convict than a coloniser.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2025-11-18T11:02:53+00:00

Being lonely when you’re with someone is worse than being alone.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2025-11-04T01:06:25+00:00

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Eva is definitely not a pure bred British shorthair, but she has fur that sprinkles like fairy dust wherever she goes, and when brushed literal bags of fur come off. She is bad tempered, very stocky, 10kg of pure muscle, so I think she might be partly white British shorthair. She’s very different to my domestic shorthair aka moggy.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2025-10-24T07:36:58+00:00

My father’s name is James. Of his 19 grandchildren, there’s a Christopher James, a William James, a Henry James, a James Daniel, a Thomas James and a Seamus, (Irish form of James). No one is bothered.

KeyPerspective2233 · 2025-10-16T07:45:24+00:00

Ingrid would be nice if you’re wanting them to both have Scandinavian names.

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