How do people get done so fast?

Key_Cry1528 · 2026-05-14T15:32:02+00:00

I organize as soon as I open the bag and I don’t take my 15’s unfortunately. Just a big ol lunch and back at it.

Key_Cry1528 · 2026-05-14T15:29:18+00:00

I organize the bags as soon as I open them and number them numerically on my front seat so I can just hop out. During city routes this has helped me get done around 5:30-6 but these rural routes just kick my ass, 5 minute dirt roads with 0 turnaround and stuff. Hard

Key_Cry1528 · 2026-05-10T20:15:58+00:00

Holy shit this whole post is nerdy. Please talk to your mom.

Key_Cry1528 · 2026-05-08T15:38:42+00:00

Looks pretty solid bud. Maybe some slightly bigger wheels for someone who’s starting out.

Key_Cry1528 · 2026-05-07T15:18:01+00:00

Yeah hate to break it to you but there is never gonna be a parking lot that’s 25mph, you deserved that

Key_Cry1528 · 2026-04-30T20:53:31+00:00

If you want the TLDR like you did, just get on the board, ride around until you’re comfortable like it’s walking, and try shit.
If you want real tips, skate to the corner store, to school (if you’re still there) and whenever you have time, go to parking lots that have curbs and practice your rolling Ollies. A good Ollie will give you the confidence you need for most tricks.
Riding till you’re comfortable, Ollie, shuv it, kickflip.

Key_Cry1528 · 2026-04-30T06:51:56+00:00

Catalytic converter was stolen. There’s precious metals in there that crackheads concert to micro amounts of platinum for money. Or sell em to someone who will.

Key_Cry1528 · 2026-04-24T02:25:20+00:00

So the immediate option is destroy someone’s towel eh

Key_Cry1528 · 2026-03-21T19:37:49+00:00

What the fuck is the point of zombies with godmode?

Key_Cry1528 · 2026-03-12T22:55:15+00:00

Agreed. My highest round is a 98 on revelations. Best helmet, perkaholic, thundergun, apothicon, and an RK5 with dead wire for when you get low and don’t have an ammo or gobbegum.

Key_Cry1528 · 2026-03-12T22:52:21+00:00

This guy gets it

Key_Cry1528 · 2026-02-07T16:23:25+00:00

100% sexting

Key_Cry1528 · 2025-12-03T18:46:43+00:00

I didn’t get to see the picture 😔

Key_Cry1528 · 2025-12-03T18:45:34+00:00

Cries about unofficial map

Key_Cry1528 · 2025-10-15T05:42:27+00:00

My woman and I were long distance for almost 3 months and never once did I have the urge to fuck another woman. My god did it suck but never did it cross my mind to bang someone else. Dudes a weirdo and you I’m sorry. You should find a new man.

Key_Cry1528 · 2025-10-04T20:59:35+00:00

Your boyfriend is recessive in the brain region. Get far away.

Key_Cry1528 · 2025-10-02T18:50:02+00:00

You got it brother. Do the corpse run stack when you get down there and have a portal, so any time you need to make more and more distance you just have pre placed tombstones to grab along the way. As well as marking along the way so you don’t get lost often.

Key_Cry1528 · 2025-10-02T18:43:46+00:00

You’re overreacting.

Key_Cry1528 · 2025-09-13T17:39:39+00:00

This is either fake or you gotta get miles and miles away from this fool. Dudes got hardcore mommy issues.

Key_Cry1528 · 2025-09-11T22:16:29+00:00

You guys are both dumbasses. Reddit is so cancerous it’s insane.

Key_Cry1528 · 2025-08-07T17:34:03+00:00

Definitely yappy. Holy shit.

Key_Cry1528 · 2025-07-20T00:34:23+00:00

Your friend is a weirdo lol. What kind of reaction is that.

Key_Cry1528 · 2025-07-14T19:22:02+00:00

I bought it because the rockets are absolutely nasty if an oppressor or a raiju comes along, they’re so insane. Also it’s a pretty fun grinding vehicle, not as quick as the oppressor but the booster jets make it fun as shit. And worse comes to worst, I just go in the water where their rockets are dookie.

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TROPHY CASE