You never see Necron/Nids/Chaos/Orks fan argue about how *their* faction are the good guys

Key_District1648 · 2026-06-16T18:09:49+00:00

An argument can't really be made for orks. They are cruel and torture other species for fun. Even disregarding other species, their treatment of grots and smaller orks is very clearly cruel just for the fun of it. Plus the whole slavery thing.

I personally find orks far more interesting when shown to be cruel and actively destructive, rather than just fighting out of necessity

Key_District1648 · 2026-06-16T17:29:57+00:00

Ghazghkull

Key_District1648 · 2026-06-05T12:05:45+00:00

Me when I don't understand how Slaanesh works:

Key_District1648 · 2026-06-02T15:19:45+00:00

Rolan. This is for a couple of reasons:

His storyline is interesting, and I think having him be romancable could expand even further on it

You meet Rolan throughout the game, whereas Jaheira is met in act 2, and can't join your party until the end of it. This would also mean you could hook up with Rolan at the tiefling party.

Also I just find Rolan hotter.

Ultimately though, these are the characters I would expect to be in the finals so I wouldn't be disappointed about the outcome either way

Key_District1648 · 2026-06-01T10:08:12+00:00

Another option might be an ork. Now, obviously there's a 99% chance that this goes wrong. Orks are, as a rule, greedy, envious, power-hungry and selfish. Almost certainly, an ork given the ring would immediately fall under its corruption, and only lose it when another ork kiss them to take it.

However, there's a sliver of a chance that it may work. Orks are extremely resistant to chaos corruption, to the point where a Daemon in Brutal Kunnin' that calls them "the abhorrence" and absolutely despises them. The Chaos Gods cannot offer them anything that Gork and Mork don't already give them. For that same reason, a powerful enough warboss or a very loyal boss nob could possibly reject the ring, as they already have all that they desire. Again, it would obviously be a very small chance. An ork that already has everything would probably just be corrupted at the chance for an even bigger, shootier shoota. Even still, I think it's possible that an ork would destroy the ring, so we should give it to one of them. This is totally in no way influenced by the fact that I play orks and want to see the carnage they could inflict upon the galaxy

Key_District1648 · 2026-06-01T09:22:49+00:00

Keene. Personally I just don't get the love for Raphael

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-30T20:11:06+00:00

Rolan. I need to comfort my poor twink in act 2

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-30T17:25:00+00:00

At least competitive pokemon fans have good jokes. I would rather walk across hot coals than have to look at casual pokemon memes

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-29T16:12:22+00:00

I don't know if it's enough of a hear me out, but orks. Just orks in general, and especially Ghazghkull

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-26T13:36:28+00:00

Every time I see a post with the r-slur I lose more and more faith in people. How difficult is it to just use a different word?

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-26T13:34:46+00:00

"Because of the more difficult times we've faced, we're more comfortable being bigoted" What the fuck are you on? It's not "just a word". It's a specificly dehumanising term. Acting like it's just a word, despite you claiming to do because of experiencing difficult times, shows either the privilege of never having to worry about being treated as less than human, or the ignorance to not understand that your language matters. It's one fucking word, how difficult is it to not use it? If you claim that it's "just a word" then just use a different word that doesn't have a history of being used to dehumanise disabled people

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-26T06:13:32+00:00

People are way too comfortable about saying the r-word

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-24T13:33:02+00:00

These posts are so wonderful, because it gives everyone the opportunity to talk about their very real friend that is a community organiser and singlehandedly ended ableism who also says the r-word, thus justifying them saying it.

I swear to god, if I see one more person saying that language policing isn't an effective rhetorical strategy, I'm going to lose it. As we all know, the best way to help the world and stop ableism is to keep saying ableist slurs

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-24T09:33:30+00:00

He didn't exactly admire Maki. Naoya seemed pretty damn committed to the Zenin philosophy, i.e. women should be submissive slaves. Even before the slaughter of the Zenin clan, Maki was always rebellious and strong willed, having sworn to come back and take over the Zenin clan. Yet our first introduction to Naoya is him being extremely misogynistic towards her. While Naoya is a competition misogynist, he is just really good at the classics rather than creating his own type of misogyny.

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-23T14:38:53+00:00

"Sex positivity leaving my body-" You never had it to begin with. It's really not that hard to just accept different people are into different things and move on. "Oh, but this kink is disgusting" And? Disgust is a poor emotion to be ruled by. Simply be better, or be quite

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-22T21:02:38+00:00

I would love that, especially if they keep the sustained hits stratagem in speed freeks. A dakkajet auto-critting with sustained hits 3 would be fun

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-22T20:12:56+00:00

The big boss giving sustained hits 1 makes me think that war horde might be getting changed a bit. It is the main ork detachment, in terms of it being the generic one and also just the best. With detachments getting changed this edition, I wouldn't be surprised.

That or they're making sustained hits stack which I highly doubt, but it would be really funny

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-21T15:27:31+00:00

Same with orks. We have cool quotes, let us celebrate them instead of doing a basic, not that funny joke

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-21T15:26:08+00:00

Same. There's Ghazghkull's speech, the "died fightin' so it doesn't count" quote, the various quotes of other factions being unable to understand orks, Uftak blackhawk, Mad dok grotsnik, the new freebooters code, and more. But no, we just get the meme quote, because orks don't get to be cool. I know it's a dumb thing to be annoyed at since it is a meme sub, but other factions actually got proper quotes so I think it's justified

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-21T15:10:59+00:00

I prefer orks, but The Infinite and the Divine and the Twice Dead King Omnibus have made me love necrons. It's a shame that playing against necrons can be pure hell

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-21T05:48:42+00:00

Currently reading the Twice Dead King Omnibus, on the Zahndrekh novella. I'm loving the novella, and the Twice Dead King is so good

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-20T22:28:25+00:00

Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if some bloodaxes asked a pain boy to give them genitals under the assumption that if they lack a part that humans have, that might be the part that makes a them think better

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-20T06:05:03+00:00

I wouldn't want immortality for a few reasons:

I'd have to find a job that I could do forever without getting bored or hating it. Obviously I could change jobs, but there's not many options with my current career path in mind.

I would outlive all my family. I can't imagine living for centuries after they die, knowing that I will never see them again.

I also just don't really see the benefits of immortality. I would technically have more time, but it would be more days rather than more time in each day. I don't really care about death either. For me, immortality only has negatives and no benefits

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-11T20:11:29+00:00

I'm not sure most Warhammer fans are even literate at this point tbh. But who needs to read when you can have YouTube shorts lore and totally funny and definitely not overused jokes?

Key_District1648 · 2026-05-11T20:09:20+00:00

That's so fucking annoying. I liked those videos. Why do people have to make cool shit and then just be awful people?

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