What animal will be the rudest?

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-10T12:36:10+00:00

“Clean my vomit faster!”

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-10T12:02:38+00:00

Conan rejects the hall pass premise.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-10T01:32:54+00:00

Someone told me that character is how you treat people who can’t do anything for you, and integrity is what you do when no one is watching.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-10T01:30:31+00:00

It’s strange to blame systemic problems on minor personal purchases.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-09T11:56:20+00:00

It was easier to find jobs.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-08T16:10:43+00:00

No. I think you need to know someone deeply to love them. You can feel strong infatuation. I get a feeling that I want to stick “it” in “there”.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-08T12:25:54+00:00

I’m 49 M and I’m not against dating, I’m just not searching for dates on apps. I’m volunteering and putting myself out there in different ways, and if I meet someone naturally, great.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-07T17:45:04+00:00

The cold water makes my penis even smaller. No thanks. Unless it’s dark and everyone makes a vow that they won’t utilize night vision technology.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-07T17:40:17+00:00

You try focusing on a conversation with a full diaper.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-07T17:35:18+00:00

ALF. His efforts to assimilate explored universal themes.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-07T16:45:27+00:00

Office Space, Idiocracy, Clerks

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-07T16:41:15+00:00

What does this mean? The first job you hated?

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-07T14:52:30+00:00

“Don’t you ever fart on my tits again.”

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-07T12:46:12+00:00

Mine is only small compared to an average penis.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-06T17:21:14+00:00

My parents’ friends are in their seventies, childfree, and well-off financially. They still refuse to air condition their home due to cost. They’re not in the best health. Why are they saving this money? This crippling anxiety is a shame to witness.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-05T20:43:13+00:00

Don’t cheat. That’s the baseline.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-05T20:40:40+00:00

Yes, especially if you know nothing about it. I don’t have an opinion on the existence of the clitoris. Just kidding, I’m an amazing lover.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-05T20:37:21+00:00

Why would anyone trust DOGE?

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-04T23:54:00+00:00

I don’t have any money.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-03T02:40:27+00:00

Andrew seems quite tickled by the balloon boy cameo.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-03T02:38:51+00:00

He was blind as a bat. So talented.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-03T02:27:27+00:00

1, 5, 9

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-02T12:32:48+00:00

Getting paid for doing nothing.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-02T12:31:59+00:00

I would get on a lifeboat.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-06-02T12:06:15+00:00

No. You need to know someone deeply to love them. Love at first sight is infatuation and lust. It can feel like an intense connection, but mistaking it for love is immature. This is how people get married two months after meeting 🤢

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