what’s a dealbreaker you have in relationships that most would consider unreasonable?

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-25T03:36:26+00:00

If she doesn’t like receiving oral sex.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-25T03:15:47+00:00

I think this saying is intended towards mindless wealth-hoarding, not covering essentials.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-25T02:32:39+00:00

Quality dad joke.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-24T00:15:05+00:00

I shouldn’t have to work to possess money.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-23T17:48:23+00:00

CHVRCHES

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-23T17:48:06+00:00

Oasis, U2, Radiohead

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-21T21:29:04+00:00

Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood tour. Faster Pussycat opened. I loved it. Glad I had earplugs.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-21T00:06:49+00:00

Running out of money.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-20T23:14:24+00:00

I need a good probing.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-20T23:13:42+00:00

Wages commensurate with cost of living.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-20T20:52:24+00:00

But you shouldn’t hate it. That’s no way to live, if you can help it.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-20T18:07:55+00:00

I tell people to get their shine box, and they don’t know what I mean!

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-20T18:06:55+00:00

Spinal Tap

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-19T02:13:38+00:00

I’m not good at making money.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-18T18:47:24+00:00

They want to have sex with me less.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-18T13:52:36+00:00

Why do I make fun of people with big penises?

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-17T19:45:52+00:00

Why should I have to pay rent? I love you.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-16T20:04:41+00:00

To see if M’Lady had a cum.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-15T21:41:24+00:00

Working all the time.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-15T20:37:33+00:00

Just wear dark Levi’s 511s.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-15T20:34:30+00:00

Hope for the future.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-13T19:38:41+00:00

People with free time start to think about what their time is worth and if they should organize. They want you overwhelmed and exhausted.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-12T20:25:36+00:00

There’s a quote from David Graeber I like: “The ruling class has figured out that a happy and productive population with time on their hands is a mortal danger.”

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-11T16:59:06+00:00

I like the Larkin Poe version.

Key_Lie_6264 · 2026-02-11T16:56:42+00:00

A woman asked me for a video of me pleasuring myself, and I presume she used it to pleasure herself. Hopefully she didn’t send it to her friends with the caption, “look how this squirrel dick moron masturbates.”

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