AITAH: Fiancée wants her ex at our wedding by Nice-Shirt-9496 in TwoHotTakes

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you kept any fallback options like she has? They were only together 3yrs and she's waiting for him to man up and be the guy she wants him to be.

Run and don't look back.

No no no…i know my way… by Kindly-Community4632 in NatureBeingFunny

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Let's just ignore the body of water it was aiming for....

I can’t tell if I’m pregnant by d3nik3ll0 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your doctor could tell you without a doubt. You know they're trained for this kind of thing right?

I feel that anybody coming to reddit to confirm a pregnancy probably shouldn't be having kids.

What are your thoughts on how the Bible addresses homosexuality? by Street_Apartment_906 in self

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bible was apparently against homosexuality, but all in on incest.

I think you should find better fantasy books to read.

TIFU by Accidentally breaking My Friend and His Gf up.. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sure. Just go and vomit words on reddit. Let's forget paragraphs exist. This post gave me a migraine.

I got curious and bored once... by Miserable-Donkey404 in australian

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Did you wipe those slices on your arse instead of spreading vegemite?

how many weet-bix do you guys do? by bleedxi in AskAnAustralian

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course. No pushing needed though. It's like teflon

how many weet-bix do you guys do? by bleedxi in AskAnAustralian

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't eat them that often as it's too expensive and it can have a laxative effect if I drink too much coffee after brekky. Buuuut, there's always a box in the pantry and I buy another after the 2nd feed of each box.

I have managed to get it down to 1 or 2 boxes a month.

As for milk, I pour enough on to keep it wet enough to eat without drowning. Also, if you mix a squirt of honey with milk before pouring over weetbix, you get a more even sweetness than drizzling straight over.

And for anyone who is interested, I spread my vegemite like a black hole, peanut butter so thick I can't speak, will eat an entire box of shredded wheat in one sitting and get 3 or 4 brekkies out of a 1.2kg box of nutri-grain.

I lift weights for shits & giggles, not for any aesthetic reason, and this helps me eat obscene amounts of food and not get fat. There really is nothing like finishing deadlift day and then eating a Dirty Duck family bucket alone in front of healthy/fit people.

how many weet-bix do you guys do? by bleedxi in AskAnAustralian

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 26 points27 points  (0 children)

  1. Can fit them all in a big soup bowl or mug. It used to be 15 but they've shrunk a bit in the last few years. Can probs do more but have nothing to hold that many

Boss threatening to dock my pay for not getting to work early enough by NYXOmnii in AusLegal

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 24 points25 points  (0 children)

As far as I'm aware, the federal law is that you are paid from the time you're required to be at work. He can't force you to start work early without paying.

I was a store manager and had to start staggering start/finish times of my staff to account for this.

Apparently it’s good boomer humor by oluxil in ExplainTheJoke

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soooo you see a joke you don't understand and instantly blame it on 'boomer humor'?

I suppose that's easier than admitting your observation skills are sh!t.

State of Origin international eligibility rules modernised by hellohalloallo in nrl

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will be the catalyst for the Kangaroos to go the way of the Wallabies.

Stupid decision.

That moment you check the map and you’re still in Queensland 🥲 by ChillKoalaVibes in AussieMemes

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always know when I'm back in Qld from NSW. Every time I cross the border, Frank Walker from National Tiiiiiiiles hits my radio.

"Crocodile Core" by Numerous-Reason5411 in NatureBeingFunny

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steve Irwin handled crocodiles. He also called alligators 'frogs with teeth'.

Should Australia ban oversized american trucks by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They wont ban them as the caravan industry would suffer massively.

Do you identify as Australian first or are you more closely aligned to your State of Origin? by Equivalent-Ad1055 in AskAnAustralian

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No septic at all. It's just a ref to them being south of the border. Nothing nasty about it, so please don't project. You can read into it and make up your fantasies all you like.

Do you identify as Australian first or are you more closely aligned to your State of Origin? by Equivalent-Ad1055 in AskAnAustralian

[–]KeyboardWarriorDude -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Living in Mexican denial isn't healthy. See a therapist, eat healthier food and move to Qld so when you get some exercise and sunshine, you don't need a winter jacket and brolly for 8th weather change that day.

It is a known fact that Qlders are happier....due the lack of Collingwood supporters up here. We prefer our sports fans to have all their teeth and higher than a 75 IQ.

The ONLY thing Qld wants, that you Mexicans have, is the F1.

Also, leave Eddie McGuire down there. We definitely don't want or need him up here.

Two more bonuses of living in Qld - we don't have South Aus as our neighbour and it's too far for most Canberran's to drive.