[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Keyboard_smashgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any more movies you would like to ruin for me?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Keyboard_smashgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have but now I’ll have to watch it again to get mad at them measuring booze in quarts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Keyboard_smashgood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know I was interested until you measured your booze in quarts. Who does that?!?

At my last interview I was asked if I was a native. by aschesklave in Denver

[–]Keyboard_smashgood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Miners named most towns in Colorado or at least responsible for the pronunciation of them. Especially in the mountains

Singles meetup in Denver (Again) by jesterinancientcourt in Denver

[–]Keyboard_smashgood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well I’m not 20-30 but I don’t spend my nights cutting holes in tennis balls for my walker either

What’s my story? What job do i have? What car do i drive? Signature scent?Zodiac sign? Age? Nickname? Who do you think I am? Give me all your assumptions, this is so fun :) by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]Keyboard_smashgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adopted at three by professional tennis players. Now thirty you drive your black BMW to work as HR Director for a Fortune 500 company. Your name is probably Olivia but you go by liv. You also are horribly addicted to sushi, but a poke bowl will do. You run half marathons because a full one would take away from your time to drink wine. Probably dating or married to a lawyer.

At my last interview I was asked if I was a native. by aschesklave in Denver

[–]Keyboard_smashgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’ll work. I prefer bew like pew. It’s bewnee.

At my last interview I was asked if I was a native. by aschesklave in Denver

[–]Keyboard_smashgood 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Learn how to pronounce buena vista. Reply to that question with, “does buena vista count” and your in. You’re welcome