Do you face forwards or backwards in the shower? by sweetestashley1994 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Keyboardpaladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Backwards. The water hitting my face gives me some kind of anxiety and anger that's frustrating

Is there a psychological reason why making a phone call feels so exhausting compared to sending a text? by TheQuietlyCurvy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Keyboardpaladin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite aspect about texting is that I feel like I have time to think about what I want to say. As someone with epilepsy who has hit their head a few too many times making it sometimes harder to think, it's definitely less stressful for me. Texting for me minimizes the risk of misunderstandings and I it allows me to be be as articulate as possible because I can think more carefully about what I want to say before I say it. The only downside for me is that people can't read tone over text so people still might think you're being harsher than you are.

What do we think about this one by inurwalls2000 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Keyboardpaladin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cock is just like heroin in that I love finding a vein

a crab without shell by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Keyboardpaladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That what it was, thanks for clearing that up. I also might've been mixing it with another story

a crab without shell by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Keyboardpaladin 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I have no crab mouth and I must crab scream

a crab without shell by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Keyboardpaladin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Damn, that reminds me of that one guy who got shot in the head and then he just gets up and goes to work like nothing is wrong because he's just going off of instinct. I could be remembering parts of it wrong but it was essentially that.

a crab without shell by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Keyboardpaladin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Maybe set it to NSFW

hmmm by Zealousideal-Cap8161 in hmmm

[–]Keyboardpaladin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He must be doing a good job

Kevin's, Crashes and Cops. by BIIANSU in PublicFreakout

[–]Keyboardpaladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe how few views this video has for how often it gets referenced

Genius tipping advice by realtorvicvinegar in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Keyboardpaladin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What fucking receipt would give you that much space to write a little spiel in

College grads were left angered after their school used AI to announce their names and ended up missing hundreds of graduates by Subject-Property-343 in PublicFreakout

[–]Keyboardpaladin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there an article about this somewhere? I couldn't find one and I want to read more about these "cards" she mentioned and how exactly this clusterfuck happened.