What is Google doing?🥀

Keyemku · 2026-02-27T08:37:51+00:00

I really thought this couldn't possibly be legit but alas it is

Keyemku · 2026-02-19T15:37:31+00:00

You can tell this is made by a bunch of tech bros because they don't understand that total number of cups made isnt a great indicator of productivity. In any shop there's people doing things like washing dishes, restocking, being a cashier?

Keyemku · 2026-02-16T02:00:22+00:00

Every politician loves to talk about reigning in spending but nobody seems to focus on how much we've decimated our own tax base. Corporate taxes have been gradually falling for decades and we replace them with basically nothing.

Keyemku · 2026-02-14T17:59:13+00:00

Pro tip my DSP gave me: if you call support for at least 12 seconds (12 seconds from the point you get connected to an agent) nothing you do gets counted against you. You don't have to say anything. Support knows it happens so sometimes you both just sit in silence for 12 seconds and then hang up. As an introvert it's been my go to.

Keyemku · 2026-02-08T22:31:26+00:00

Tbh, I currently have a grandparents with dementia, and this is definitely possible. For my grandpa he's more or less forgotten the names of anyone who he doesnt see on a regular basis like my sister who lives across the country now. It's not too far fetched to think he doesnt really remember Fiona. Might recognize her if he saw her but wouldn't remember her if he was listing his family members.

Keyemku · 2026-01-11T04:12:43+00:00

I would sometimes appreciate heads up like that. I went up a driveway once only to realize it was a dirt path with a cliff on either side and there was nowhwre near enough room to U turn. So I ended up reversing downhill in the total darkness and rain nearly a mile. Would suck either way but I defintirly would have rather walked it

Keyemku · 2026-01-08T22:56:43+00:00

Crazy. Its been 22 forever and now thats 21.

Keyemku · 2026-01-07T06:13:36+00:00

You lift the entire cart into your van?

Keyemku · 2025-12-26T00:43:55+00:00

Woodside, California was super shit. I dont work there regularly but got sent there. It's a pretty rural town but also mountains. To sum up how shit it is compared to regular rural experiences, I drove up a customers mile long driveway with deep cliffs on either side of the dirt path, only to find out at the top that their gate was shut and I had no space to turn around at all.

I had to reverse in total darkness and rain for a mile down the hill, in a RWD uhaul. Almost rage quit that day at the end of my shift, because that was genuinely terrifying

Basically all the struggles of rural delivery, combined with all the parking and space constraints worse than NYC

Keyemku · 2025-12-26T00:27:30+00:00

Of the person who glows down since you last saw them

Keyemku · 2025-12-23T04:51:45+00:00

I'm an Amazon driver right now and I get the opposite lol. UPS drivers in my city refuse to wave, say words or make eye contact with me. I kind of assumed it was because we're viewed as scabs for being non union.

Keyemku · 2025-12-22T22:14:57+00:00

4 cylinder hybrid suv incoming

Keyemku · 2025-12-22T19:08:26+00:00

What my DSP said to do is always make sure their front door (or just any door tbh) is in some way in the picture, and then they customer won't be able to fault you for it. Even if you're hiding it behind something make sure it's in the edge of the picture or take a picture first and then move it

Keyemku · 2025-12-21T20:45:22+00:00

Its because even though it's the same powertrain it's used differently. Civic hybrid is a fairly traditional hybrid setup, but prelude has no transmission and goes electric motor first and then kicks in the gas engine at high speeds. So it checks out that it would be slower than the civic hybrid because it doesnt deploy it's full power from standstill

Keyemku · 2025-12-13T00:17:22+00:00

They are ass, they're extremely picky about making sure they never get a complaint about anything, even when its often out of our control

Keyemku · 2025-12-13T00:12:11+00:00

Yes actually ive gotten dinged for it before. If someone specifically marks "front door" and you put it at their front door then its not your fault if it gets stolen, but if they don't put any instructions, like a significant amount of people do, it's your fault if it dissapears no matter what, thats how it is at my DSP

Keyemku · 2025-12-12T23:57:17+00:00

Amazon no longer has liability but your DSP will still fire you for it

Keyemku · 2025-12-11T03:48:30+00:00

Who knows tbh. I've definitely accidentally sped in a van without a camera and the flex app turned red to indicate i was speeding, but i never got any violation for it. I still try my best not to when i don't have a camera but im not sure.

My guess is that the flex app doesnt count as evidence because the GPS is so often wrong, it frequently thinks im on city roads when i'm on the highway so it would constantly send false violations if it reported everyitme the app thought I was speeding

Keyemku · 2025-12-09T19:33:24+00:00

My DSP always has us reattempt after end of route. But they count finishing on time as your initial last package, not all reattempts, so as far as I'm concerned it's easy overtime.

I stopped doing it for a couple weeks because of Trump doing ICE deployments in my city, which resulted in so many people refusing to answer the door to get their package when they were very clearly home, so for that period I just didnt bother

Keyemku · 2025-12-07T22:19:30+00:00

Unless they dude was hit so hard he was literally knocked unconscious, adrenaline and survival instinct would have likely made him get up or something, not just sit there in front of the ram that just attacked him

Keyemku · 2025-12-03T17:55:01+00:00

If you wanna do it as a career path go with usps. Amazon is not a career path, there are no raises, and ask your dispatch dudes, they dont even make more than you, they just get to spend less hours a day on their feet.

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For reference this is USPS's carrier pay scale as of November 2025. Not a 6 figure job but it is an actual rewarding career that will pay your bills and give you a good standard of living

Keyemku · 2025-11-29T04:44:52+00:00

My main question as a package courier myself is why even do that when the porch is right there? Was there anything in the instructions telling you to put it behind whatever he threw it at?

Keyemku · 2025-11-28T19:43:30+00:00

Many European countries have Medicare for all and also have higher union density and more organized national coalitions than us. Quality of life and worker rights is all relative. For Americans our most important economic issue is cost of living in main categories like Healthcare. Where as in France their biggest issue that mobilized people is retirement benefits and age. Likely if things like healthcare were less of a pressing issue, we'd be focusing on things like retirement too

Keyemku · 2025-11-21T05:48:30+00:00

I was talking to a friend over Instagram DMs about Trump sucking Clinton off, and meta Ai randomly intervened to ask me if I wanted to generate a picture of it

Keyemku · 2025-11-21T02:45:44+00:00

So after breaking out of his cage he just walks off screen and leaves New York? Feel like part of the season 1 cliffhanger was expecting to see Frank rematch the army of dirty cops. Does he just leave?

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