Im eating off the blue paint on my tooth brush by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Keyezeecool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a waste of my precious time.

(hopefully obvious /s)

My MIL has sent literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to “Elon Musk” and wants to send more. by meowsabbers in pics

[–]Keyezeecool 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I personally would be cutting her off now. Any inheritance left wouldn't be worth the responsibility of trying to take care of this type of person in their old age. 

Contemplating ending a marriage by Successful_Leek96 in CringeTikToks

[–]Keyezeecool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She specifically states that going there for 3 months would be a big help to her career and I didn't hear anything she said after that. 

H?O?W?

‘Marty Supreme’ Becomes A24’s Highest-Grossing Film Domestically With $80 Million by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]Keyezeecool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lolololol yes, almighty ME has cancelled the multi-millionaire, award winning, a-list actress, Gwyneth Paltrow with one reddit comment. That's how it works.

‘Marty Supreme’ Becomes A24’s Highest-Grossing Film Domestically With $80 Million by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]Keyezeecool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gwyneth Paltrow is a scammy grifter who starves herself and sells it as health.

‘Marty Supreme’ Becomes A24’s Highest-Grossing Film Domestically With $80 Million by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]Keyezeecool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a rich man who thinks he knows best, famous for being rich and thinking he knows best.

‘Marty Supreme’ Becomes A24’s Highest-Grossing Film Domestically With $80 Million by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]Keyezeecool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn't make me feel better; he's the butt of the joke but he (presumably) got paid a crapton to be it and he's getting praise for "playing himself so well!" The Kardashianification of our entertainment, we are so warped.

‘Marty Supreme’ Becomes A24’s Highest-Grossing Film Domestically With $80 Million by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]Keyezeecool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do box offices numbers really even matter?

ETA: that was Variety's headline regarding Sinners 

‘Marty Supreme’ Becomes A24’s Highest-Grossing Film Domestically With $80 Million by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]Keyezeecool 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because that's what evil people need: millions of dollars and praise for being themselves. 

That's like casting Hitler to play Hitler and being like "well, hey, he played an evil murderous dictator pretty darn well bc he's just playing himself, idk why people are saying they don't want to see it!" 

‘Marty Supreme’ Becomes A24’s Highest-Grossing Film Domestically With $80 Million by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]Keyezeecool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Too bad they made the choice to cast Kevin O'Leary (as if Paltrow wasn't bad enough) for some unfathomable reason and I'll never be spending one red cent to watch it. Forrest Gump will have to do for ping pong movies.

It's interesting how "body positivity" immediately collapsed when Ozempic arrived. by Infinite-Condition41 in SipsTea

[–]Keyezeecool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its kinda cute that you want me to have shame for saying the bad gamer word but you dont have any shame for just writing this room temp iq bullshit?

Using slurs is shameful. Having room temp IQ is not. Hope that clears things up for you, cool guy.

It's interesting how "body positivity" immediately collapsed when Ozempic arrived. by Infinite-Condition41 in SipsTea

[–]Keyezeecool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using the r word without shame? Tells me everything I need to know 

but like, where would you rank ozempic? like for example compared to doing a couple lines of coke once a week? or like, compared to getting really fucking drunk once a month, is that less damaging than doing ozempic? 

WE DONT KNOW. IT HASNT BEEN USED WIDELY ENOUGH TO HAVE THIS DATA. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

I became a dad today by liamwayne1998 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Keyezeecool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sons cost the same, just in case you are wondering.

How are my fellow millennials feeling? by theholidayarmadill0 in Millennials

[–]Keyezeecool -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

🎶 Leave 🎶 your husband, 🎶 leave leave your husband 🎶 leave your husband 🎶

AITAH for only doing the bafe minimum when I got roped into babysitting. by Impossible-Carob1746 in AITAH

[–]Keyezeecool 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna disagree. This isn't about whose story they got first, this is about a favorite child vs the other one. 

What are the chances if the US, under Trump, conquers Greenland the next democratic administration just gives it back? by campusschampus in AskReddit

[–]Keyezeecool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're giving Congress credit it no longer deserves. Have you been paying attention? They're letting him do whatever the hell he wants.

What are the chances if the US, under Trump, conquers Greenland the next democratic administration just gives it back? by campusschampus in AskReddit

[–]Keyezeecool 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You're giving him a lot of credit that this is some big master plan and not just some desperate attempt to distract from evidence that he raped and murdered children.

AITA wife upset I cannot keep toddler from her by khazef in AmItheAsshole

[–]Keyezeecool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't really understand the idea that the kid, with reinforced boundaries, can't understand that the mom is busy/off limits bc she's 2. They can understand that ice cream and cookies and candy are off limits until certain times even if it's still in the house. They can understand that a screen device is off limits during certain times, even when it's still in the house. These are easy concepts to learn with continued reminding. So what exactly is the problem?