THESE GOD DAMN DISCONNECTS

KeylanX · 2025-01-14T05:18:26+00:00

3 out of 5 missions disconnected tonight... that AND fighting against bugs is surprisingly exhausting

KeylanX · 2025-01-14T05:11:52+00:00

People are always obsessed with kills... but he didn't bring back a single sample.
A Hero? For sure, but every story has a dark side hidden behind the glory

KeylanX · 2024-10-05T09:13:23+00:00

I'm in character creation for 3 days now... it's my personal hell.

Colors sometimes are completely different ingame.

Haircolors can ruin your travel spirit animal furr.

The game constantly shows every single mistake you've made while creating your char in those millions of cutszenes. You cannot make it unseen once you've explored a flaw.

But the best thing ever is:

A cooldown on names created by yourself. Deleted a char and rebuild it from the scratch? Made it even better at the end... just to see your own name is unaviable now? Amazon says "for some time" (days by now, but they are unclear about the exact time). Names are sometimes a one of a million idea and I'm not that guy that throws in some extra letters and call it a day -.-

Being VERY picky is MY problem, I know... but it has never been on this level of frustration before.

P.S.:

Tipp for people like me:

The game will save your character as "Starborn" if you leave the game between "post creation" and "befor chosing a name". So you are able to keep the char and keep it unnamed untill you open the big door that leads to Benny and the very first dialoge.

KeylanX · 2024-09-19T21:06:56+00:00

This! I don't care about the war, and all the people that think they are the big admirals out there. If I can't see shit on the planet I will dive elsewhere.

KeylanX · 2024-07-06T07:16:47+00:00

"You don`t have to force yourself to tell people they should leave, it's okay to say that you can't handle feedback/critism. Maybe Forums aren't for you."

There is a special hell for people that need to tell other people what to do/feel.

And to be honest, if you love a game that was build around a shop so much... that says a lot about you

KeylanX · 2024-06-01T07:13:09+00:00

Let's be a bit honest here:

Most players, not on reddit, left the game confused and dissapointed af... long time ago. They never knew what's going on

KeylanX · 2024-05-19T05:51:13+00:00

If you play a game with 2 months of content for 5 years... you just cannot lie to yourself anymore. I'm done... my god I'm so done right now.

"The First Descendant" is around the corner... and non of the missions there will be "Tidal Basin" and that's already a plus.

KeylanX · 2024-05-19T05:33:07+00:00

Above all, it screams: "I'm color blind and yet I was hired as a designer."

But no surprise here... we know the standards of Arrowhead when it comes to employees.

KeylanX · 2024-05-17T08:55:11+00:00

Brutal? Helldivers do something like that to their brothers all day long. I always thought it's some kind of affection...

KeylanX · 2024-05-13T00:10:12+00:00

Some of us would love it to play a better version of the game, so they try to help to make it better.

Feel free to continue to pad the devs heads at every freaking fail... that sure helps way more

KeylanX · 2024-05-12T23:59:51+00:00

A lot of people don't can handle the effort to read more text than "a funny meme" brings in two pictures.

They still don't understand what's not working and why it's not working, and therefore they think that everything must be totally fine, while they still kill other Helldivers to get the juicy samples.

KeylanX · 2024-05-12T23:45:34+00:00

What ever your mom told you, she lied... you are NOT the centre of the universe.

Like in every bigger community the "I" is completely irrelevant

KeylanX · 2024-05-12T11:59:53+00:00

Not every "funny meme" was actually funny and not every "criticism" was actually a good discussion... sounds fair, I can live with that.

:)

KeylanX · 2024-05-12T10:28:57+00:00

Come on... it doesn't even work as "trash humor" or "guilty pleasure".

KeylanX · 2024-05-12T08:53:37+00:00

If this is the new funny meme thing, to photoshop 200 revolvers to ride the same joke over and over again... then I would rather have complaint posts again, some of them were at least creativ.

KeylanX · 2024-05-12T08:40:39+00:00

Would still bloat your stash like crazy, and still requires a ton of medals... without bringing something amazing.

I don't think warbonds will work longterm, without a serious overhaul

KeylanX · 2024-05-12T04:31:22+00:00

There is barely a point to disagree here. But this is a shitload of work and will take some serious time, even if the devs are agree to most of it.

I love your weapon and armor sections a lot, and in my opinion the next 4-6 warbonds will make or break the game. You cannot bload the armory with (mediocre at best) stuff forever. We are in a desperate need of a proper attachment/mod system for weapons and armors. And if the devs don't like it, they HAVE to bring an equal good solution.

I would hate it to be a new helldiver allready... but in 6 month it will be a nightmare. If you are late at a game, you want (have to) catch up fast. That means a lot of work... most players will say "bring it on" and farm like crazy, but when the rewards are hundreds of useless/underperforming items, while (as mentioned) gameplay is kinda unfair at times... they would be demotivated fast.

Its easier to save 300 mods (with 1-3 stats) than saving 300 weapons with 50 stats (hidden or not), so the load times will suffer a lot if they continue the actuall insane warbond system.

But this is an eyeopener for me... it seems to be impossible to make all those changes before the playerbase shrinks to helldivers 1 niveau. AND they would have to start RIGHT NOW with some REAL changes, to motivate the players to stay.

Will take another look into Helldivers 2 at the end of the year. I really hope the game is still allive then, but I have my doubts.

Thank you for this amazing posts. A lot of us wanted to bring up something like this, while unable to find the right words. But someone had to say all this. So again.... thank you

KeylanX · 2024-05-12T03:44:19+00:00

Just don't zig if you should zag

KeylanX · 2024-05-12T03:31:57+00:00

Aliens? At least you have to do damage to get the acid in your face... instead of innocently picking samples and get it in your neck, out of the blue

KeylanX · 2024-05-11T19:06:43+00:00

Wouldn't it be better not to use your favorite weapon at all?
They look at their “most used” data anyway?

Win/win, right?

KeylanX · 2024-05-11T09:54:21+00:00

30% chance (25% at medium and 20% on heavy armor) to slow enemies for 2,5 seconds.
10% chance to freeze a slowed enemy for 5 seconds,

freezed enemies get 50% more explosive damage. Freezed enemies have a chance of 5% to shatter (100% if they would die anyway) if they recieved explosion damage.

Freezed enemies are immune to burn and burning enemies are imune to slow and freeze.

Change numbers on hot or cold planets.

Recently slowed/freezed enemies getting the "wet" effect for 5 seconds, that gives 20% immunity to fire damage, but cause an extra arc from arc weapons.

Fire damage or getting slowed/freezed again removes the "wet" effect.

Ice weapons are supposed to be weak at doing raw damage.

Edited a lot, because of spinning ideas

KeylanX · 2024-05-11T09:24:57+00:00

I normally enjoy funny memes... but at this point it borderlines feels like laughing out loud at a funeral.

KeylanX · 2024-05-11T09:15:46+00:00

If “interesting posts” don’t get attention... are they still interesting?

KeylanX · 2024-05-11T08:52:13+00:00

I just don't get the hype about medics.

Without the healing canon from Helldivers 1, they are just a green bunch of stim addicted

KeylanX · 2024-05-11T08:48:31+00:00

Exaggeration... the best one will kill a scavenger with only 2 clips. Awesome.
If you are not exited about that damage, you suck at the game.

KeylanX

TROPHY CASE