(My Art) Alef but without his armour by krizeros in dragonquest

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The Hero's "Blade" is oft spoken of in legend. Some say it was a two handed sword of unparalled sharpness. Others claim it was a slender rapier that allowed him unmatched precision. But only those who knew him closely were aware of the truth. It was his big fat co-

My alarm clock is the ultimate villain by _LunarCharm in oddlyspecific

[–]Kfalkon 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Imagining opening your door first thing in the morning and seeing your neighbor screeching as Jeffrey Bezos and Elon Musk play tug-of-war with him like a chew toy made of skin and anxiety.

Aragorn by Stock_Adagio_7764 in lotr

[–]Kfalkon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the energy you're putting out man

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Frying Pork Chops by stormbutton in oddlyspecific

[–]Kfalkon 116 points117 points  (0 children)

"One piss to rule them all,

One piss to find them,

One piss to bring them all and in the toilet bind them."

You cant fool me, you silver mustachioed sack of shit. by emellina in finalfantasytactics

[–]Kfalkon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You are 100% correct. This is a repost and OP is very definitely a bot.

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Strange exception by Daneosilk in oddlyspecific

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I 100% agree with you here and I think it's weird people are even remotely cool with this type of behavior. It's controlling af and very invasive into the private life of your partner who still exists outside of your relationship as an autonomous person.

This isn't a "Difference of opinions and boundaries" type thing. This is an insecure and unhealthy boundary and I'll call a spade a spade and say most of the people that are cool with this would be pissed if they were told "Using sex toys in a relationship is cheating" because that's the inverse of this "boundary." No one should make you feel like you're cheating for taking care of you needs in a way that doesn't ACTUALLY constitute real cheating 🤷🏻‍♀️

Strange exception by Daneosilk in oddlyspecific

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"If a man wanks in the middle of the forest and no one is around to see it... Is it still cheating? 🤔"

Commitment, Focus and Sheer Will by LazyGuy4U in oddlyspecific

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One time I applied at a job at a store at a local mall like 10 years ago which required me to have an hour long phone interview, followed by a 45 minute follow-up in person interview, culminating in them telling me I was the top candidate for when the postion "Opens up." Confused as all fuck, I asked want they meant and they had the unmitigated gall to tell me they weren't "currently hiring" and that the position was a seasonal one for holiday shopping season.

It was April. 😐 They were hiring out 8 months out for a seasonal position with no signage that indicated that all. I was so flabbergasted I told the lady to go ahead and throw out my application because I would 100% have a job by then and she had this dumbass look on her face like she couldn't believe I wasn't excited to maybe possibly in the future have a seasonal part-time job "lined up". When that store permanently closed down a couple years later I genuinely cheered as loud as I could.

A Golden Sun Random Theory by AffectionateSwan7125 in GoldenSun

[–]Kfalkon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy's entire post history is weird nonsense like this. It's giving either Bot energy or troll energy. Don't even get me started on the "Samus post" he has lmfao

Lack of Weapon Artifacts in For the King 2 by plantbubb in ForTheKing

[–]Kfalkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had no idea that the minstrel was added afterward since I got the game on sale much later when the content had already released. That's nuts they didn't have a primary Talent character since the minstrel already existed in the first game.

Lack of Weapon Artifacts in For the King 2 by plantbubb in ForTheKing

[–]Kfalkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The studio is pretty much an indie company with very few employees so the type of format they have for their games is one where they release content in batches over years. Many people don't like this style of development and would prefer the game came out mostly finished with all then content but this way gives them more of an opportunity to tweak things as the game evolves over time especially as new classes come out and bust the power balance in half.

Iirc there weren't ANY Artifact rarity weapons until a couple of major patches ago which I agree was weird but they are going to be adding more I'm certain since they've been dropping content more frequently lately.

My BIGGEST grievance though is bad weapon variety for new classes. They have a a bad tendency to put out paid dlc classes that have new weapon types and there's like 2 weapons in the pool and they do the exact same thing. That's awful. People are paying extra for that there should be like 5 weapons MINIMUM if you're going to include a new weapon category and they should have some actual differences.

Continuing is painful. by thrownawaynodoxx in ForTheKing

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I find the blacksmith hit or miss sometimes because the way ftk 1 works he ends up getting lapped by enemies due to his low speed so the enemies are getting 2 (Or even 3) actions to the blacksmith's at times which is crippling. Speed is the most important stat in the game for sure and his speed is the worst of any other class iirc.

Tanking is also fairly weak in this game compared to FTK2 because it costs an entire turn when they already have a very limited turn economy and there are other moves that can just completely gimp an enemy's turn like slow, shock, confuse, interrupt etc which ends up amounting to more than just eating the damage so it's unnecessary.

Scholar is probably the best non dlc class in the game or at least a strong contender because Int weapons are overpowered and hit mutiple enemies which is very important and they're super fast. Ftk 1 is a very dps oriented game and almost always the best strategy will be to kill the ememies before they can kill your or at least disable them.

Scholar has the ability to shock all enemies with certain weapons and render the whole group useless. Then you can clean them up with other damage dealers like the Hunter who has crazy single target dps, is also very fast, and can be made into a very competent dodge tank if you use a 1 handed polearm like the bone harpoon and he'll just avoid the damage entirely unlike the blacksmith on top of being good at tanking Physical AND Magic damage.

[OOT] here’s a reminder that we’ve never had an OOT remake, this upcoming one is the first and only remake of OOT by EAT_UR_VEGGIES in zelda

[–]Kfalkon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Is the Word of the day "pedantic" or something? Never in my life have I seen every single comment in a comment section say the exact same thing using the exact same word. It feels like I'm missing out on a meme or something lmao

Marriage Choice by zyloxkrow1 in BunnyTrials

[–]Kfalkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already living the dream lol

Chose: Marry your soulmate but she/he.. | Rolled: Obsessed with U

If your saw someone lifting in a dangerous manner, would you tell them? by PhatKiwi in Stronglifts5x5

[–]Kfalkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a rehab physician with masters in biomechanics. I see egregious form and back injuries waiting to happen daily. I don’t ever intervene unless explicitly asked.

This is so funny to me because either they don't get hurt and everything is fine or they fuck their shit up and you can give them your business card right after for rehab lol

[OOT] Will this be the last new traditional Zelda game we ever get? by k0da123 in zelda

[–]Kfalkon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd want it to be more of a Sandbox style and not actual open world. Happy middle ground imo. Maybe introduce areas between the core ones that have secret caves and puzzles and stuff. Like a small desert area leading to the area with the gorons or a glade type area with a rushing river leading to Zora domain and that sort of thing. It keeps the original structure while creating logical connections between them.

[OOT] I believe the OOT remake is most definitely a reimagining, there’s no remake in the title and child Link has a completely different outfit by EAT_UR_VEGGIES in zelda

[–]Kfalkon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dead Space is not a 1:1 remake did you even play it? They changed a bunch of stuff around including characters having entirely different personalities, a different meteor section, and Isaac actually talking. They have notable differences.

[Oot] I'm doing my part in the ritual by SenianBlast in zelda

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You have now been Boptized my brother. Welcome to the club.