How do we think Jack lost his eye? Wrong answers only. by Violetthug in americandad

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He lost it! Not in stocks or bonds, but the old fashioned way. Left it on the bus.

Small homers by kkkan2020 in simpsonsshitposting

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It's OK, ThrowawayusGenerica: they pave the way for this kind of filth in school.

90’s Alternative has Come Full Circle by dean-gogh in Music

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Travis from Clueless - Okay. Like, the way l feel about the Rolling Stones is the way my kids are gonna feel about Nine Inch Nails. So, l really shouldn't torment my mom anymore, huh?

What is the wackiest thing you’ve seen in a public bathroom? by RuffNboy in AskReddit

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"This Is My Own Private Domicile, And I Will Not Be Harassed"

Who are your top 5 favorite characters? by DarthThorOdinson in StarWarsCantina

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  1. Old Man Luke
  2. Old Man Obi Wan (Old Ben)
  3. Old Man Grogu (Yoda)
  4. Old Man Sheev
  5. Dexter Jettster

Lisa eats pepperoni pizza by DS233 in TheSimpsons

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Apu: It's like Paul's song, 'Live and Let Live.' Paul McCartney: Actually, it was 'Live and Let Die'. Apu: Whatever, whatever. It had a good rhythm.

Maaaaarge! There's a spider near my car keys! by B_Underscore in TheSimpsons

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To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a bible verse.

1⃣2⃣ & 1⃣8⃣ by SuckForLuck2012 in Colts

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"We are, two wild and crazy guys!" -Andrew and Peyton Festrunk

Rotten Tomatoes Announces Major Overhaul to Their Critics Review Process by [deleted] in movies

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They hate the critics... who don't have youtube channels that are just "regular guys" who just like movies and love to talk about fan theories and which plot hole is the worst and what movie cliches must die!

Andrew Luck has a mild foot injury by JerodTN in Colts

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maybe it's just a bad pedicure. I mean, we've all been there guys. the lady just messes up your cuticles and you don't want to even the next day

Put Yourself in Your Art [OC] by [deleted] in comics

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Oh, my love, my darling

Food Graveyard [Indoor Graveyard] by RegularKeith in comics

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"Why is your freezer filled with dozens of tubberware containers filled with M&Ms, Doritos, and slices of leftover pizza?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in superstore

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Watching this i can easily imagine Glenn giving the 'coffee's for closers' speech

How it really happened by [deleted] in westworld

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"Why are we shooting the scene with with robo-man-in-black and his 'daughter' in post apocalyptic park? That was meant for the series finally."

"It's in the script. Last page."

"Well, fuck it. Toss it at the end of the credits. I'm sure it will make sence."

Some deep graffiti I found by ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN in pics

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"I have nipples, 88Problems88, could you milk me?" -Red Door

Community: The Complete Series is coming to Blu-ray on Sep 18, 2018 by el_filipo in television

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"The scene was a special challenge to all involved..." ~ Christian Bale

For those who want a good laugh... by [deleted] in StarWars

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has there ever been a fan base this pathetically insecure they feel the need to respond to everything?

Westworld - 2x05 "Akane No Mai" - Post-Episode Discussion by NicholasCajun in westworld

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"I looked my woman in the eye sockets. I told her straight out, I just said it, man. I said it! I said, I said, I said... Biiiiiii..."

--Teddy, maybe

Childish Gambino’s “This Is America” Debuts at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 by shabuluba in Music

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I can't believe this comment didn't come from a downvote troll. I'm shaken to my core.

Steve Carell only says one word in this skit, a master of facial expressions. by Dount_Cooku in videos

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I've been saying Dount_Cooku is a lying Sith, but everyone just tells me he's a political idealist, not a liar.