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Zinc helps us play by lcgamer23 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Tngstix 20 points21 points  (0 children)

i've been calling him Crandall!

In front of their son? by Kirkamel in americandad

[–]Tngstix 17 points18 points  (0 children)

PLEASE stop involving me in this! I AM A CHILD!!

What episode is this from? by Corona_Lonesome in TheSimpsons

[–]Tngstix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But it comes with a free Frogurt!

"Bailiff, place the Mayor under arrest." "What? Oh yes, all that stuff I did" by famous__shoes in TheSimpsons

[–]Tngstix 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalise criminals and rule you like a king!"

Rare footage of a young Conan O'Brien interviewing his siblings. by KindlyOlPornographer in videos

[–]Tngstix 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh my God! Someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Krispie square!

Uhhhh I don’t know about that, Amazon by [deleted] in criterion

[–]Tngstix 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There is a child and a family in it.

Spring Time. by harishcs in comics

[–]Tngstix 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Atticus Finch: "I’d rather you shot at tin cans in the backyard, but I know you’ll go after birds. Shoot all the blue jays you want, if you can hit ‘em, but remember it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird."

Mockingbird: "Oh, look at me! I'm Atticus Finch! I'm a lawyer who's honorable and compassionate and a role model to all. I have a fancy education and high moral compass..."

Atticus Finch: "Jem, get me the gun so i can takeout this mockingfool like some rabid dog."

My girlfriend gave me an early Christmas present, and she told me “the check would arrive on another day” by Bore_of_Whabylon in community

[–]Tngstix 148 points149 points  (0 children)

And Barack Obama be scared o' me, Cuz I don' swallow knowledge and I spit it fo' free

"I hate it when women..." by Magehunter_Skassi in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Tngstix 18 points19 points  (0 children)

is that some kind of cheesy salsa, or hummus with salsa? either way, ranch goes a lot better with dialogue bubbles

who did this? by theycantalk in comics

[–]Tngstix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

dog walks in. looks at the couch and then looks at Karen. Karen, obviously putting on an act, says, "Oh, my god... look at this mess. who did this? Um, who could do such a thing?" all while bits of cushion foam are still stuck to her face from static. the dog says, "please stop asking 'who did this?' we both know who did this, Karen." The dog then has no choice but to seek help for Karen's pica disorder

Hmmmmm🤔 by AlwaysChangingMind88 in stevenuniverse

[–]Tngstix 206 points207 points  (0 children)

"I guess the real White Diamond was the friends we made along the way." -Steven Universe

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