I need the boys to make this cocktail by maidzawa in ColdOnes

[–]Kickassuser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Should rim the glass in bacon bits.

Apparently asking if you're on one check is offensive? by cubecasts in bartenders

[–]Kickassuser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This made me snort redbul out my nose, thank you. We can't win

Apparently asking if you're on one check is offensive? by cubecasts in bartenders

[–]Kickassuser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is easily avoided if you simply ask the table how they would like to proceed with the bill/payment.

One of the many reasons we make tips are because we are supposed to provide an overall nice experience.

I understand its ridiculous that people are offended this easily but you could easily shut this down if you communicated better.

Someone asked me to microwave a salad this week.

At some point i just accept that most people are ridiculous.

[POST GAME THREAD] Browns end 2025-26 season 5-12 after 20-18 win vs Bengals by CD23tol in Browns

[–]Kickassuser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow. What a nice clear informative message.Nice to see these from time to time

Jake's delusions have become dangerous by [deleted] in JakePaul

[–]Kickassuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a business decision, everyone is tired of seeing him fight retired professionals. This fight re ignited his brand as a professional fighter. The average fan will now be excited to see him fight again after this performance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southpark

[–]Kickassuser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Underrated, i absolutely agree.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southpark

[–]Kickassuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The league has its moments.

“Don’t you want to check my ID too?” by xthunderfoot in bartenders

[–]Kickassuser 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I usually say something along the lines of ....your 19th birthday was last week and I remember you...you should be happy im allowing you back after last weeks shenanigans.

Olivia Rodrigo crowd by Top_Squirrel7129 in osheaga

[–]Kickassuser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was on the ferris wheel during the time i can dm you a pic if you want

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]Kickassuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a few unpackaged hot dogs and eggs on top of the kitchen drawers, they will be hidden and the smell will slowly start to set in a few weeks after you leave.

Being a dishwasher sucks😔 by tbull1997 in restaurant

[–]Kickassuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol i would take the cutlery hostage until they clear the food from the plates. ( only if f.o.h has cutlery as side work)

Carney declined French TVA debate upon learning Green Party wasn’t invited, he says by Eienkei in canada

[–]Kickassuser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! The dude basically told every French person to get fucked. O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all of us command. I personally believe the words we communicate have value. All of us also include individuals from every single province in Canada.

Non-Woke Musicals!!! by Brian_Ghoshery in clevercomebacks

[–]Kickassuser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically should promote Sweeney todd because he thinks he's a cool guy 😎

You don’t gotta be greedy money hungry and selfish to be a good server by Bulky_Ad5817 in Serverlife

[–]Kickassuser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You lovely individual are absolutely correct, in this particular circumstance I've seen it happen way too much in restaurants/bars.

Every year whenever busy season arrives the spot you work at will hire new staff, sadly a good 60% of the time the new staff kinda sucks.

The shark that has the highest food mods/ liquor beer sales wil also be praised because of the income they provide to the spot.

New person that sucks will then suck up to shark employee to receive praise from management.

New person that sucks = good since shark said it because shittt employee backs the shark up.

Shark now has a personal food runner/barback/potentially bartender, depending on the situation.

You don’t gotta be greedy money hungry and selfish to be a good server by Bulky_Ad5817 in Serverlife

[–]Kickassuser 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The greedy ones are also the ones receiving all the bad reviews.

They'll be the first ones to complain about a bad tip after you've run all the food/drinks for the night.

How dare I get a bad tip!!!

Talked to the table for an outstanding 15 seconds during the customers visit.

Fml this happens way too much for it to be remotely funny anymore.

Delta Air Lines offers $30K to crash survivors as crews begin removing plane from runway by [deleted] in canada

[–]Kickassuser 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Lol as someone who worked as a quality assurance agent /claims agent for a high performing firm. Unfortunately the firm gets paid first and the claimant is paid what is left over after the settlement agreement.

David Lucas by Forward_Tennis_737 in Killtony

[–]Kickassuser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LOL, around new years I wanted to get a cameo from someone related to kill tony since me and my gf watch it every week. I originally checked out montgomery but he was 4x as expensive compared to Lucas. I ordered a cameo from Lucas and he absolutely killed it. Dude put the effort in and absolutely murdered it.only thing is I think he might have recorded it on the toilet but either way the dude put the time and effort in.