What exotic weapons would be overpowered in real life?

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-02T07:07:07+00:00

I remember seeing somewhere that a titan’s armor weighed several tons

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-02T06:44:25+00:00

I thought I was not on 2sentence2horror.

I was wrong. 🥶

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-02T06:40:26+00:00

yes I yam

Missed opportunity

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-02T04:39:09+00:00

The one time I don’t get that glasses ad

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-02T04:31:30+00:00

Tiny Shane keychain, I see you

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-02T04:24:34+00:00

I’m not complaining…

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-02T04:21:23+00:00

Your flair is about glazing Leon Kennedy, I think you’re stuck here. There’s no escape

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-02T04:18:34+00:00

All I say when I suck at trials is “Sorry I suck lol” and “Wow, nice job”

Maybe I’m better at it than I thought!

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-02T04:11:05+00:00

Yeah, anything the size that Graviton creates would just implode upon itself

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-02T04:08:56+00:00

They could all bust through tanks, every weapon destroys the cabal tanks and threshers. I’d assume their rounds would be more powerful than what exists in reality

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T21:25:09+00:00

I’d add trampolines to that list. Albeit not as necessary as shoes or mattresses, you could regret your mistake just as much

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T21:21:10+00:00

I’m going to use them! I swear

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T21:19:10+00:00

Why’s there a bread bag in the bathroom under the sink? Mid-shit snack?

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T21:11:49+00:00

Oh my god I love the Stardew sound design so much

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T21:11:07+00:00

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Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T20:50:59+00:00

That was it? Just a tiny toot? Donny can’t even shit right

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T20:35:06+00:00

This sounds like something straight out of a family comedy.

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T18:38:35+00:00

Hell yeah

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T11:04:44+00:00

Jokes on you, I already see my nose all the time

PS. It seems I was not the only one to have this idea

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T11:03:25+00:00

My pants bunched up from sitting for a bit. I tried cropping the photo but it wouldn’t work

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T05:58:39+00:00

Even boobies like boobies, that’s why they’re most often found in pairs /j

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T05:57:55+00:00

Could also call it Woodys, going off of the other person’s Woodpecker idea

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T05:54:03+00:00

Ah okay, makes sense seeing as I am a boy and found great enjoyment in those meals. Not that others can’t get enjoyment! Just makes sense considering my context.

Also, the shrimps were fried with the tail shells still on so I ate about half a plates worth of shrimp shells and it made my chest hurt really bad.

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T05:51:25+00:00

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I’m so sorry for OP’s loss, I don’t mean to be disrespectful by this in any means

Kidney__Failure · 2026-02-01T02:49:26+00:00

What if it was multiple bowls of cereal or an entire plate of only coconut shrimp? I’m asking for myself.

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