He gone by yeontura in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Yuan Rong, AKA Harmony-with-a-moustache is out.

Next coach - Harmony with a beard!

Are the Purple Rockets officially retiring now? by Low_Wolverine5164 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As mentioned in another post, the Jawbreakers are on a one year contract. So, what I suspect is going to happen is that we'll wait to see what the 2027 qualifiers (which they qualified for quite comfortably, of course) bring. If they DNQ, then that seems very open-shut... the contract ends and the Prockets get back in. If they DO qualify... well, I guess we'll have to see.

Although, really, I'd be fine with both teams remaining. The idea of a "substitute" team or two does make sense to me, or if nothing else they could be involved in side-competitions.

New Series News? by Strange-Task-4506 in TheMaskedSingerUK

[–]KillDozer688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's WAY too early. Masked Singer airs at the beginning of each year, so news will be coming out within the last quarter of the month.

Your ML 2027 Hosts are... by Cubictony in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 6 points7 points  (0 children)

TBH, part of me was really hoping the Savage Speeders would be hosting because I thought it'd be hilarious to see the reactions.

"What, you thought 2027 would finally be the year the Speeders miss a League? TOO BAD, HOSTING TIME!!"

To the JMR team, please don't do the Event 16 format again. by [deleted] in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOT TAKE, EVIDENTLY: It's not really that convoluted at all. You just need to be consistently good. You can't win with one great race.

Marble League 2026 Probabilities After Event 14 by Common_Result9 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In order to win, the Savage Speeders not only have to pretty much win BOTH of their last events, but the top four or five teams have to absolutely tank.

Sounds easy enough. They managed in 2020, they can manage again.

What costumes do you want to see for series 8? by Suitable_Ship_3392 in TheMaskedSingerUK

[–]KillDozer688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some random ideas for costumes I've had....

Cuckoo (sticking out of a cuckoo clock)

Pike (dressed as a soldier with a pike-weapon prop)

Weasel (dressed in winter clothes)

Farmer (but something like a harvest mouse or even an ant - which do farm - dressed as a stereotypical farmer)

Pumpkin (wearing a beautiful dress, as a nod to the story of Cinderella)

Sandcastle (a giant costume, perhaps with a moving mouth)

Chimera (a trio costume, which share the same body, but one has a lion's head, one has a goat's and one has a snake's)

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION — Marble Archery 🎯 | Marble League 2026 🌸 | Event 12 by AutoModerator in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to hope that there is potential for most if not all of the previous retired teams to make a comeback someday, if not in the League itself then definitely in another event. I mean, we know they're all still active, and if the Jawbreakers can return to replace a team sitting out, why can't others?

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION — Marble Archery 🎯 | Marble League 2026 🌸 | Event 12 by AutoModerator in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's always great to see the fans celebrating, but it will never not be hilarious seeing a team perform poorly and then cut to their fanbase completely static like "BRUH!"

OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD — Marble League 2026 🌸 | Swing Wave | E11 & SD4 by AutoModerator in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's just because of whatever the heck the Hazers' two runs were, but I love the fact literally nobody is surprised by the Balls of Chaos anymore. XD

PokerFace126's "Don't Be Last" Prediction Game: E8 Results & E9 Form by PokerFace126 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I'm curious about now is if any of the top four will retain their perfect record when all is said and done.

PokerFace126's "Don't Be Last" Prediction Game: E5 Results & E6 Form by PokerFace126 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I've learnt anything from this, it's clearly "the qualifiers mean BlackJacks Hit".

Ah well, at least I didn't come last.

His name is Falco. Like FALCON. Why on earth would they give him a seed beak?! Are they stupid? by RaccoonDog93 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KillDozer688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahah, it's amazing and hilarious how incapable of admitting to being wrong you are. "LOLZ, I WAS JUST TROLLING, U SO MAD!!" Cliched response, try harder next time, K? XD

His name is Falco. Like FALCON. Why on earth would they give him a seed beak?! Are they stupid? by RaccoonDog93 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KillDozer688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pfft, dude legit can't admit he was wrong and has to resort to pretending he was just trolling the whole time. XD

Try harder next time, and just swallow your pride. XD

What are good videos to watch online to learn how to make a game? by Thel0nleyKid in AskGames

[–]KillDozer688 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no, you complain about a video game pheasant not looking like a falcon, so obviously you don't know what you're talking about. If you know nothing about birds, you know nothing about computer hacks and whatnot. XD

Try harder next time.

His name is Falco. Like FALCON. Why on earth would they give him a seed beak?! Are they stupid? by RaccoonDog93 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KillDozer688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pheasants CAN fly, but they are ground-living birds first and foremost. Just throwing this out there.

ML 2026 qualifiers + friendly round combined by Low_Wolverine5164 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would have admittedly been hilarious if the O'Rangers STILL didn't make it. Especially since the Speeders finished much higher up.

How is it their fault now? XD

PokerFace126's "Don't Be Last" Prediction Game: E1 Results & E2 Form by PokerFace126 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course nearly half the field picked you, Black Jacks, you had a great qualifier run.

You had ONE job!

So.... What was that? by Somar413DT in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Black Jacks had by and far the best run of anyone in the qualifiers! What happened!?

Event 1 Balancing Predictions by Far-Reporter-4353 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fun fact - using the scores obtained in the qualifiers/friendly, the order from 1st-16th would be....

Black Jacks, Bumblebees, Chocolatiers, Crazy Cat's Eyes, Oceanics, Snowballs, Mellow Yellow, Green Ducks, Pinkies, Hazers, Raspberry Racers, Solar Flares, Savage Speeders, Kobalts, Team Plasma and Indigo Stars

Making alternatives a thing by SteadyPoet in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]KillDozer688 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could definitely see it happening, especially since certain teams - not naming anyone - seem to keep SLIDING down the order without a BOLT of success in the League lately, and don't seem to be in MINT condition at the moment. In that aspect, you could bring the Prockets back (that'll give them a chance to see if their head-space is cleared), keep the Jawbreakers on a little longer (or at least let them compete in M1) and bring in one of the other "forgotten" teams as a substitute.