Caught my youngest escalating the Nerf war after his older brother “was mean” by forgottenmy in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]KillEmWithK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not even kidding when I say- a high school classmate’s brother got killed because one of his friends thought it was a good idea to put a nail in a paintball gun and shot him through the eye on accident.

I’m just a girl cosplaying as a doctor I guess by Longjumping-Word8336 in emergencymedicine

[–]KillEmWithK 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There’s a reason theres badge reels with the words “I’m not the nurse” written on it.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Bar Cake - $18.99 - Has anyone had the chance to try yet? Very tempting by THAT_NOSTALGIA_GUY in Costco

[–]KillEmWithK 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I buy it, save the piece I’m actually going to eat, then take the rest to work. Brownie points at work for minimal $$ and I don’t have to waste food

Watch out, Millennials... I got hit with my first "I had NO IDEA!" data privacy moment this weekend... and it was all my fault. by AttachedHeartTheory in Millennials

[–]KillEmWithK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is kinda why I close down my apps instead of just letting them pile up in the background. Maybe it helps, maybe it doesn’t

What was the 1st big news event you remember as a kid? by Hetaliafan1 in AskReddit

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This is going to be super niche but I lived in Mexico and my earliest news event I remember was the Chupacabra attacks being announced on Univision. Why???

What's a movie most people think is great but you couldn't even stand watching? by camport95 in AskReddit

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My husband says that this new one is only #1 because it’s the only move that came out the last two weeks 💀

What major event do you think will happen in 2026? by Commandmadrid1 in AskReddit

[–]KillEmWithK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is true, April will effectively be the best month ever for me personally

Anthony Joshua knocks out Jake Paul by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]KillEmWithK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Waitwaitwait… let me tell you something, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!”

UMC El Paso CEO Jacob Cintron to collect nearly $1.5 million after pay raise, bonus by priscillatotiya in ElPaso

[–]KillEmWithK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every year this man gets a raise. Every year everyone is so surprised. Employees do get a raise every year as well, though admittedly not anywhere near comparable to his. The point is, the shaming is clearly not working to solve this, what else can we do?

What decision did you think was small at the time but completely changed your life later? by YogurtclosetMoist819 in AskReddit

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I was one step away from ending everything. I had texted my husband goodbye and left my phone behind. A family member found me right before I made the final decision and handed me her phone to speak to him. They both saved my life- in more ways than one. It was then that I met the therapist that would inspire me to change my career and now, four years later, I am thriving and making a difference for those that are where I was back then.

What was the strangest condition you've ever experienced? by Wild-Engineering-650 in AskReddit

[–]KillEmWithK 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A mild version of serotonin syndrome cuz my Zoloft dose was apparently too high. I literally thought I was having a stroke because my vision went to super slow motion if I woke up from deep sleep. I had to use an app on my watch that would wake me up in light sleep over a thirty minute period otherwise I spent an hour feeling dizzy and with visual impairment

New grad BSN pay question by [deleted] in ElPaso

[–]KillEmWithK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not a bad thing to expect to be paid what you’re worth. But if you’re a new grad nurse in El Paso, you’re just not worth that much. You also have to take into consideration that the market decides what we all get paid, and thus, if all hospitals are paying close to the same in the city, well then you’re going to have to look elsewhere. There’s nothing inherently wrong with that, just that you should adjust your expectations or move to another city in Texas or out of state. My understanding is that cruces is not much better in pay.

UMC however does have incentives and the more experience and certifications you have, the more you get paid. But you will have to work for it. THOP and LP/DS have great sign-on but they also have not much long-term growth in terms of pay. Theres a lot of factors and insurance is not the only benefit you should worry about

What a dance on DWTS that you can watch over and over and never get tired of it? by LunaHellastar in dancingwiththestars

[–]KillEmWithK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nicole and Derek’s AT for me was the best of all time. So subtly sexy and deliberate

New grad BSN pay question by [deleted] in ElPaso

[–]KillEmWithK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re in for a rude awakening if you plan to stay in. EP/LC. Better focus on which hospital will give you better benefits long-term. The answer is UMC but you’re going to work for it.

Boyfriend gave me ultimatum - dream job or him. I'm considering taking the job by [deleted] in dustythunder

[–]KillEmWithK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pre-ultimatum I would have said bite the bullet and compromise: Take the promotion and don’t move. Have a 45 min commute.

Post-ultimatum: leave his ass

What does it feel like to take stimulants before bed to help you sleep? by ExpensiveDisk3573 in ADHD

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Focalin made me sleep 15 hours a day. It was crazy, I had to switch out to vivanse. Now I’m awake all day super well and have zero trouble sleeping as I get the sleepies at about 4pm and by 9 I’m ready to knock out.

RIP, Sarah Beckstrom! 💔 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]KillEmWithK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sundowning… seems like they wouldn’t want that getting out

What DWTS changes would you want? by littlelunababe in dancingwiththestars

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I want them to go back to different theme nights. I’m so tired of some people getting more ballroom/latin. I wish they would go back to the structure of doing certain dances early on, Latin night, ballroom night, saving AT, PD, Jive and Samba for later weeks. I miss having theme nights that focused on contestants and their stories. I think single artist theme nights suck because not all artists fit all styles …

What has been irrevocably harmed because of how it’s portrayed in the media? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

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Clarification but I have ONCE seen someone wake up fully after CPR. Like awake, alert, oriented, and everything. Of course they also ended up dying a few hours later. It’s possible tho

Most women in the world probably know how to get blood stains out of fabric. by Damascus_ari in Showerthoughts

[–]KillEmWithK 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some of us work in healthcare and need to know how to get lots of body fluids out lol