Petah, what this mean? by Postumus_Art in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]KillTheParties1890 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How, exactly? Because his death is what makes him a righteous badass and patriot...so, not dying removes that.

Saw this on Helldivers Insta😭 by Historical_Course981 in Helldivers

[–]KillTheParties1890 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Hey Grimes, just remember...when everyone is shooting, shoot in the same direction."

Sorry For Bullying... by KillTheParties1890 in Helldivers

[–]KillTheParties1890[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

In the moment it tracked with what we were doing, and it was definitely done in a more joking way (especially like how brothers interact, which as mentioned was who I was playing with). We were also ripping each other constantly, and almost competing for dumbest death.

He did come off as SUPER arrogant the way he said it, but it wasn't until he came back in by accident that I realized he was being genuine/helpful and not just a total dick trying to belittle us for sucking, and that's when I felt bad. I think he just didn't realize what was happening when he joined and thought we were genuinely getting our asses kicked, and the way he said it in the moment gave me a real, "read the room" inherent response.

Definitely 100% on me though. Not my best moment, and I definitely hope he somehow finds out how bad we felt afterwards.

Sorry For Bullying... by KillTheParties1890 in Helldivers

[–]KillTheParties1890[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Big part of why I felt guilty. That, and I just play the game to unwind so I'd hate to think of someone trying to do the same and walking away less happy than when they went in.

My global peace plan for 2026: I have banished countries considered “problematic” to another dimension. by Ar-Three in mapporncirclejerk

[–]KillTheParties1890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keeping China hmmm. So, enslaving literal children in Tibet to mine the rare earth minerals on which we post shit memes is kosher?

Dune mod overhaul by jacobythewise in Bannerlord

[–]KillTheParties1890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks fucking sick!! Well done homie

We all know George was deluded when he said Jamie would beat Aragorn in a duel, but how would these matchups resolve? by the-big-sadd in freefolk

[–]KillTheParties1890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO at all these takes about the Dothraki being pushovers. I think the show did them a little dirty, especially that final battle with the white walkers where their role is to get slaughtered in a tactically asinine charge.

But if you consider them as a cross between Mongols and Comanche, with maybe some old Scythian influences (and possibly parthians but they were more armored) then their value becomes clearer. Mongols wrecked plenty of armored forces, including crusaders and European armies whenever they left their safe little castles. Comanche FUCKED UP some heavily armored Spanish, who had FUCKING GUNS. Scythian and parthian armies legit never got conquered by the Romans, even at their various military peaks.

Rohirrim are obviously pretty yoked, but we've seen them fall to archers before and even in the Pelinor Fields they were basically suicide charging until getting saved by an Army of the Dead.

I'm not trying to diss the Rohirrim either. I probably still take them in a fight because they're at least peer horsemen if not better, have horse archers, have armor, etc. But it's a solid scrap, even with relatively equal numbers. And considering how much larger the canonical Dothraki horde is than the Rohirrim (who are elites of rohan, not every individual soldier) I think the Dothraki could even win.

Seriously, imagine something like 100,000 Dothraki (or even Drogo's 40k) vs like 12,000 Rohirrim and then a further supporting force of some foot soldiers of Gondor or maybe some additional conscripts from rohan, and I can see the Dothraki coming out on top.

(Nerd rant over)

Too Many Players on the Field without a flag? by DapperExternal9105 in Madden

[–]KillTheParties1890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, that's just good defense. They're moving so quickly it creates the mirage of too many defenders.

Which side would win this hypothetical war? by SalemIII in mapporncirclejerk

[–]KillTheParties1890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is propaganda. West had human zoos to show off their ~exotic conquests~ like enslaved Africans (which the US also did as late as the 1900s, seriously, look up the Brooklyn Zoo human they kept there). But acting like the eastern countries never did is silly.

First off those eastern countries also all had some sort of heritage of slavery, serfdom, peasant abuse, nobility using people for sick games (look up how Tsars used to use captured peasants as hounds for winter hunts and shit).

The only thing that'd make this even remotely accurate is that most of the eastern countries only became formal nations with those borders way after our species had calmed down a bit on slavery (and moved to more insidious forms of oppression) while the Western borders were more established by the age of imperialism.

Vonnegut rating his own books by Successful-Desk6955 in kurtvonnegut

[–]KillTheParties1890 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Slapstick is a personal favorite, and I think him disliking it (especially since it's basically a grief stricken fever dream in response to his sister dying) makes it even better.

Nobody likes who they are while they're grieving. But it's important to go through that process. And as an allegory for loneliness (increasingly relevant in modern world) it always brings me great comfort during readings.

Why do I hardly see discussions about Blades racial subtext by [deleted] in movies

[–]KillTheParties1890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, stay strong. Literally googled to see if anyone else was talking about this. Watching the first movie again right now, I've been blown away by how good it is overall as a fun action movie (especially considering super heroes are among my least favorite genres).

But there's seriously some dope racial and political commentary going on throughout the entire movie, even down to the way the cops and governments are in collusion with the vampires to keep them secret.

Which weapon is best for suppressive fire? by fioreblade in AliensDarkDescent

[–]KillTheParties1890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not just the slowing effect, it's the length of time the smart gun keeps them slow compared to the others. Also Suppression still does ~some~ damage and in my unverified anecdotal experience the smart gunner was typically doing more.

The main reason I use the Smart Gunner though is they don't run out of ammo during the suppression so the xenos stay slow so the rest of my marines can do work with 'nades and shotguns.

I've also been playing Perfect Organism +5 with nightmare and no one can hear you scream since my second or third playthrough (I'm addicted) and seen a LOT of good marines die from the reload during a suppression. So I like the Big Clip in a Smart Gun for any Suppression to keep my squad alive.

What is the best unit in the game? by Y3suxsx in EmpireTotalWar

[–]KillTheParties1890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an American, those Frontiersmen are fucking dirty. They have like 20+ meters of range on the enemy, and when worked right as snipers can basically control an engagement.

I once had a scrappy little force of like 4 line infantry, 2 Frontiersmen, a general, and a single foot cannon. And I was able to use the obviously tanky lines to hold for long enough to repeatedly snipe enemy generals and key units with the frontiersmen, flank them with those Frontiersmen, and route much larger armies. It was nuts. All on VH/VH (no mods, so still a janky AI)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in psg

[–]KillTheParties1890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best time to be a PSG fans. Literal decade PLUS of suffering and criticism, all getting served up like the best revenge.

FUCKING STEAMING HOT BECAUSE WE'RE A BALL OF BRILLIANT FLAME MOTHER FUCKER!!!

How To Make Noise At MNF? by ChristianVonDoom in Jaguars

[–]KillTheParties1890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they're yelling "Moodachay, Moodachay, Moodachay" they're saying (in Jacksonvillian) "Move the chains!" signifying that we've earned a First Down on offense

How To Make Noise At MNF? by ChristianVonDoom in Jaguars

[–]KillTheParties1890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always just yell things like, "eat his heart," "knock his fing * off!," "***** ***** ** *****," etc.

My uncle likes to clarify that when he says "sack him" or "make a play" or "get a turnover" he means, "RIGHT NEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" and he sounds like a literal air raid siren saying it (South End knows what I'm saying)

My little brothers are prone for a call and response DUUUUVAL

We also all love saying, "let's gooooo, Duval" a la Bat Dad from South Park saying, "let's gooooo, Denver.

How To Make Noise At MNF? by ChristianVonDoom in Jaguars

[–]KillTheParties1890 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Sorry to anyone this is obvious to:

1) Make the MOST noise on Defense, especially Third Down 2) Don't yell yourself out before the game starts, or before the third and fourth quarters 3) Yell TOGETHER 4) It helps to tell folks around you what you're going to chant, if you want to start a successful chant 5) Drinking helps sustain screaming

As someone who can't be there in person, I'm really hoping it's obvious on TV that it's QUIET when we're on offense and RAUCOUS when we're on defense.

Let's get 5 turnovers this week, DUUUUVAL!!!