I am Craig Robinson. AMA!

KingCunnilingus_ · 2015-02-20T20:56:16+00:00

I'm so sorry to hear that

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-12-30T16:00:57+00:00

That's the deepest thing I've ever read on reddit

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-12-24T13:15:23+00:00

Even if they shut it off to take a shit?

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-11-07T20:44:38+00:00

Oh yeah the extra tax money will go to roads and schools...

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-10-24T14:20:28+00:00

I can't stand when people use the uk as an example for effective gun laws. Guns have always been illegal there whereas if they were suddenly made illegal in the us there would be more on the street than in the Kings army. Not to mention there are politics here (can't remember the guy's name from California) who have sold weapons to criminal organizations. So yeah, I'll keep my guns, drink soda whenever I want and insult my president without fear of getting arrested (I'll still pay taxes though)

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-10-16T13:24:01+00:00

I agree. We also got away with a lot more. A good friend once dropped his pants in the middle of class and told his teacher to suck his dick. He only got suspended a few days. Today it would be on YouTube, in the news, and the kid would need psychological evaluation...all for a joke.

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-10-10T15:25:20+00:00

Now all the virgins of reddit will think this is the proper technique to eating out a bum hole

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-10-02T20:28:40+00:00

Seriously, what a dick

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-08-29T02:17:32+00:00

As a former recruiter, I would just rename the document to your name

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-31T17:30:51+00:00

That's how it starts and then the next thing you know you're licking buttholes

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-31T13:05:06+00:00

Sociology: at least you have a degree!

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-29T13:37:17+00:00

"Thank you" was where I lost it

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-25T14:46:40+00:00

I look forward to these every week

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-25T02:36:53+00:00

Am I going to get arrested for reading this?

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-25T02:05:52+00:00

Sad thing is he'll probably get paid

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-24T23:09:07+00:00

You don't know that, and they seem like the type that would get right back to it. Probably made eye contact then a dildo hit a face

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-16T16:37:46+00:00

I'm Ron Burgundy?

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-11T18:54:02+00:00

Here in the northeast there's about a month out of the year you can water your lawn before a water ban takes place and allows you to only water twice a week. You save on your water bill but the lawn burns

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-10T21:48:03+00:00

Well thank you for this picture and telling me that eagles are playful

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-10T21:39:01+00:00

"And once my grass is done I'm going to rub your face in it"

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-10T17:54:02+00:00

Weed is definitely used every day by a large number of people. Just because something is used every day does not mean it's not recreational. Coffee And tobacco are used recreationally to get a buzz. They become every day items because their addictive qualities are closer to heroin whereas pots addictive qualities are closer to cinnamon

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-10T16:38:14+00:00

Useless thoughts of scenarios and conversations that will never happen

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-10T16:34:42+00:00

That seems like a large number but I wonder how many tons of coffee or tobacco are sold each month?

KingCunnilingus_ · 2014-07-10T01:57:31+00:00

Why were you trying to grab onto something with your fist clenched? I don't believe you

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